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  • B benjymous

    Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

    Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    benjymous wrote:

    Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

    ftfy


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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      benjymous wrote:

      Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

      ftfy


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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      Mark_Wallace
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      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

      Cats teenagers are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

      IFYPFY

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • B benjymous

        Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

        Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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        1 21 Gigawatts
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        benjymous wrote:

        Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

        :)

        "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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          benjymous wrote:

          Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

          :)

          "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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          LittleYellowBird
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          1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

          Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

          Miaow! :-D

          Ali

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            benjymous wrote:

            Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

            ftfy


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them when you run them over[^] ftfy

            ftfy - and apologies to the fluffy tigress; she does not make pathetic noises and I have no intention of running her over.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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              benjymous wrote:

              Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

              :)

              "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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              Pete OHanlon
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              That's not fair, and not true. I normally find that I have to make pathetic noises to get what I want. Then again, I am married.

              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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              • B benjymous

                Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

                Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                Dan_Martin
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                They don't like being poked with sticks either. http://www.zee.me/blog/2009/07/never-poke-a-wild-animal-with-a-stick/[^]

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  That's not fair, and not true. I normally find that I have to make pathetic noises to get what I want. Then again, I am married.

                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                  LittleYellowBird
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                  I see your missus has you well trained! Good girl! :thumbsup: ;P

                  Ali

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                  • B benjymous

                    Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

                    Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                    Michael Bookatz
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                    That's why I'd never get a cat

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                      I see your missus has you well trained! Good girl! :thumbsup: ;P

                      Ali

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                        benjymous wrote:

                        Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

                        :)

                        "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                        *Tigress purr/growl*

                        Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          LittleYellowBird
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                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          It never pays to upset a woman

                          FTFY :-D

                          Ali

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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                            It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                            ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                              Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                              It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                              Never mind the punching part, the way (my wife at least) can look at a brick will make it disintegrate. Punching would be on the same level as a Chuck Norris roundhouse.

                              If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                                ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                LittleYellowBird
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                                Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D

                                Ali

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                                  *Tigress purr/growl*

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                                  LittleYellowBird
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                                  Puurrrrrrrfect! :-D

                                  Ali

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                                    *Tigress purr/growl*

                                    Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    Your icon really does look like a Roman senator now.

                                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                    • L LittleYellowBird

                                      Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D

                                      Ali

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                                      Nagy Vilmos
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                                      I'm not old. Yet.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                      • B benjymous

                                        Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

                                        Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                                        StM0n
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                                        dogs have owners cats have servants

                                        (yes|no|maybe)*

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                                          dogs have owners cats have servants

                                          (yes|no|maybe)*

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                                          Gary Wheeler
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                                          s_mon wrote:

                                          cats have servants

                                          Cats have clients.

                                          Software Zen: delete this;

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