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  • D Dalek Dave

    :bob: is a Bob, see top left of page!

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    Ohh, little weird alien dude is called bob. I don't know why, but he reminds me of a sperm. That is all.

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      :bob: is a Bob, see top left of page!

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      :bob: is a Bob, see top left of page!

      There's only ONE Bob - He's the alien on whose titanic shoulders the whole CP rests!

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        Ohh, little weird alien dude is called bob. I don't know why, but he reminds me of a sperm. That is all.

        "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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        What kind of sperm are we dealing with here? I would phone the hospital immediately, there is something seriously amiss. Did you work at Three Mile Island? Chernobyl? or anywhere in Norfolk?

        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          :bob: is a Bob, see top left of page!

          There's only ONE Bob - He's the alien on whose titanic shoulders the whole CP rests!

          ::..:.:..:: KiRtAN GoR ::..:.:..::

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          No, Bob is the one who threatens 'probes' to the hamsters on whose titanic shoulders the whole CP rests!


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            What kind of sperm are we dealing with here? I would phone the hospital immediately, there is something seriously amiss. Did you work at Three Mile Island? Chernobyl? or anywhere in Norfolk?

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              :bob: is a Bob, see top left of page!

              There's only ONE Bob - He's the alien on whose titanic shoulders the whole CP rests!

              ::..:.:..:: KiRtAN GoR ::..:.:..::

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              There are many Bobs, but most are unfriendly and rather snobbish. Our Bob is not, he is the sort of Bob you meet down the pub, who Drinks Beer and Eats Curry. He has a slight astigmatism but doesn't like spectacles. Bob is also a naturist, and dislikes clothing which causes confusion at times. Bob is married to over 3000 hamsters and is often 'unavailable' for reasons best not discussed in the Lounge. His Hobbies include Powerboat Racing, Meteorology and Listening to Frogs. We Salute you Bob! Salutimus Maximux Robertii Aliensis.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                What kind of sperm are we dealing with here? I would phone the hospital immediately, there is something seriously amiss. Did you work at Three Mile Island? Chernobyl? or anywhere in Norfolk?

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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                What kind of sperm are we dealing with here?

                I'm not even sure myself. These things pop into my head, then pop out again just as fast.

                "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  What kind of sperm are we dealing with here? I would phone the hospital immediately, there is something seriously amiss. Did you work at Three Mile Island? Chernobyl? or anywhere in Norfolk?

                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  or anywhere in Norfolk?

                  :rolleyes: Watch it!

                  Ali

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                    Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                    Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

                    Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

                    Ali

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      or anywhere in Norfolk?

                      :rolleyes: Watch it!

                      Ali

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                      Ali, haven't your heard of the medical abreviation NFN? Normal For Norfolk!

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                        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                        Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

                        Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

                        Ali

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                        Alison Pentland wrote:

                        AND they are both on my head! So there!

                        You have eyes ON your head? Mine are IN my head. Or are you an alien? Eyes on stalks? Norfolk hmmm!

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                          Ali, haven't your heard of the medical abreviation NFN? Normal For Norfolk!

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                          See Here[^]

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                            Kirtan Gor wrote:

                            I was looking at Bob's picture

                            What's a 'Bob'?

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                            Bob was originally called Kate.

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                              See Here[^]

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                              LittleYellowBird
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                              Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk :zzz: .... Stephen Fry's been telling that joke for years .... you need some new material! :thumbsup:

                              Ali

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                                Alison Pentland wrote:

                                AND they are both on my head! So there!

                                You have eyes ON your head? Mine are IN my head. Or are you an alien? Eyes on stalks? Norfolk hmmm!

                                ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Or are you an alien?

                                What do think 'Ali' is really short for? :cool:

                                Ali

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                                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                  Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

                                  Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

                                  Ali

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                                  Yeah but which head? (old Taswegian joke - CG would get it straight away)

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                                  • A Andy_L_J

                                    He "absorbs" (That doesnt look like a word :-D )

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                                    Osmosis.

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                                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                      Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

                                      Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

                                      Ali

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                                      I've got a friend in Norfolk, her nickname is Swampy :laugh:

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                                        I've got a friend in Norfolk, her nickname is Swampy :laugh:

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                                        :~

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                                          There are many Bobs, but most are unfriendly and rather snobbish. Our Bob is not, he is the sort of Bob you meet down the pub, who Drinks Beer and Eats Curry. He has a slight astigmatism but doesn't like spectacles. Bob is also a naturist, and dislikes clothing which causes confusion at times. Bob is married to over 3000 hamsters and is often 'unavailable' for reasons best not discussed in the Lounge. His Hobbies include Powerboat Racing, Meteorology and Listening to Frogs. We Salute you Bob! Salutimus Maximux Robertii Aliensis.

                                          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          Listening to Frogs.

                                          In that case he should visit me for spring.

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