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  • L LittleYellowBird

    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

    Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

    Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

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    Dalek Dave
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    Alison Pentland wrote:

    AND they are both on my head! So there!

    You have eyes ON your head? Mine are IN my head. Or are you an alien? Eyes on stalks? Norfolk hmmm!

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      Ali, haven't your heard of the medical abreviation NFN? Normal For Norfolk!

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        Kirtan Gor wrote:

        I was looking at Bob's picture

        What's a 'Bob'?

        "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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        Pete OHanlon
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        Bob was originally called Kate.

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          See Here[^]

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          LittleYellowBird
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          Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk :zzz: .... Stephen Fry's been telling that joke for years .... you need some new material! :thumbsup:

          Ali

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Alison Pentland wrote:

            AND they are both on my head! So there!

            You have eyes ON your head? Mine are IN my head. Or are you an alien? Eyes on stalks? Norfolk hmmm!

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Or are you an alien?

            What do think 'Ali' is really short for? :cool:

            Ali

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            • L LittleYellowBird

              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

              Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

              Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

              Ali

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              Mycroft Holmes
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              Yeah but which head? (old Taswegian joke - CG would get it straight away)

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              • A Andy_L_J

                He "absorbs" (That doesnt look like a word :-D )

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                • L LittleYellowBird

                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                  Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

                  Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

                  Ali

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                  Lost User
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                  I've got a friend in Norfolk, her nickname is Swampy :laugh:

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                  • L Lost User

                    I've got a friend in Norfolk, her nickname is Swampy :laugh:

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                    :~

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      There are many Bobs, but most are unfriendly and rather snobbish. Our Bob is not, he is the sort of Bob you meet down the pub, who Drinks Beer and Eats Curry. He has a slight astigmatism but doesn't like spectacles. Bob is also a naturist, and dislikes clothing which causes confusion at times. Bob is married to over 3000 hamsters and is often 'unavailable' for reasons best not discussed in the Lounge. His Hobbies include Powerboat Racing, Meteorology and Listening to Frogs. We Salute you Bob! Salutimus Maximux Robertii Aliensis.

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      Listening to Frogs.

                      In that case he should visit me for spring.

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                      • L LittleYellowBird

                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Or are you an alien?

                        What do think 'Ali' is really short for? :cool:

                        Ali

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Alison Pentland wrote:

                        What do think 'Ali' is really short for?

                        Alison Loves Ipswich!


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                        • L LittleYellowBird

                          Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk :zzz: .... Stephen Fry's been telling that joke for years .... you need some new material! :thumbsup:

                          Ali

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                          Alison Pentland wrote:

                          Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk .... Stephen Fry's been telling complaining about that joke for years .... you Norfolkonians need some new genetic material!

                          FTFY!

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                          • L Lost User

                            ...and just thought - how does he eat or breathe without a mouth or a nose?

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              Bob was originally called Kate.

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                              Does Bob has a last name :confused:

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                Read and ye shall find


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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  Bob was originally called Kate.

                                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                  Lost User
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                                  I though bob was called Chris so what happened :confused:

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    Does Bob has a last name :confused:

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                                    Bob's your uncle

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      Alison Pentland wrote:

                                      What do think 'Ali' is really short for?

                                      Alison Loves Ipswich!


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                      LittleYellowBird
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                                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                      Alison Loves Ipswich!

                                      :suss: Now that is just evil!

                                      Ali

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        I though bob was called Chris so what happened :confused:

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        Without a thorough grounding in British humour, you wouldn't understand. For those who are in the know, Blackadder springs immediately to mind whenever they hear the word "Bob".

                                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          ...and just thought - how does he eat or breathe without a mouth or a nose?

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                                          Just one 'o' away from NSFW ;)

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