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    Kirtan Gor wrote:

    I was looking at Bob's picture

    What's a 'Bob'?

    "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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    Pete OHanlon
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    Bob was originally called Kate.

    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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      See Here[^]

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      LittleYellowBird
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      Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk :zzz: .... Stephen Fry's been telling that joke for years .... you need some new material! :thumbsup:

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        Alison Pentland wrote:

        AND they are both on my head! So there!

        You have eyes ON your head? Mine are IN my head. Or are you an alien? Eyes on stalks? Norfolk hmmm!

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Or are you an alien?

        What do think 'Ali' is really short for? :cool:

        Ali

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          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

          Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

          Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

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          Mycroft Holmes
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          Yeah but which head? (old Taswegian joke - CG would get it straight away)

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            He "absorbs" (That doesnt look like a word :-D )

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            Osmosis.

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              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

              Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

              Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

              Ali

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              I've got a friend in Norfolk, her nickname is Swampy :laugh:

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                I've got a friend in Norfolk, her nickname is Swampy :laugh:

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                :~

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                  There are many Bobs, but most are unfriendly and rather snobbish. Our Bob is not, he is the sort of Bob you meet down the pub, who Drinks Beer and Eats Curry. He has a slight astigmatism but doesn't like spectacles. Bob is also a naturist, and dislikes clothing which causes confusion at times. Bob is married to over 3000 hamsters and is often 'unavailable' for reasons best not discussed in the Lounge. His Hobbies include Powerboat Racing, Meteorology and Listening to Frogs. We Salute you Bob! Salutimus Maximux Robertii Aliensis.

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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Listening to Frogs.

                  In that case he should visit me for spring.

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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    Or are you an alien?

                    What do think 'Ali' is really short for? :cool:

                    Ali

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                    Alison Pentland wrote:

                    What do think 'Ali' is really short for?

                    Alison Loves Ipswich!


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                      Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk :zzz: .... Stephen Fry's been telling that joke for years .... you need some new material! :thumbsup:

                      Ali

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      Alison Pentland wrote:

                      Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk .... Stephen Fry's been telling complaining about that joke for years .... you Norfolkonians need some new genetic material!

                      FTFY!

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                        ...and just thought - how does he eat or breathe without a mouth or a nose?

                        ::..:.:..:: KiRtAN GoR ::..:.:..::

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                          Bob was originally called Kate.

                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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                          Does Bob has a last name :confused:

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            Read and ye shall find


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                              Bob was originally called Kate.

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                              I though bob was called Chris so what happened :confused:

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                                Does Bob has a last name :confused:

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                                Bob's your uncle

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                                  Alison Pentland wrote:

                                  What do think 'Ali' is really short for?

                                  Alison Loves Ipswich!


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                  LittleYellowBird
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                                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                  Alison Loves Ipswich!

                                  :suss: Now that is just evil!

                                  Ali

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                                    I though bob was called Chris so what happened :confused:

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    Without a thorough grounding in British humour, you wouldn't understand. For those who are in the know, Blackadder springs immediately to mind whenever they hear the word "Bob".

                                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                      ...and just thought - how does he eat or breathe without a mouth or a nose?

                                      ::..:.:..:: KiRtAN GoR ::..:.:..::

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                                      peterchen
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                                      Just one 'o' away from NSFW ;)

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                                        He "absorbs" (That doesnt look like a word :-D )

                                        I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly I don't know what all the fuss is about with America getting it's first black president. Zimbabwe's had one for years and he's sh*t. - Percy Drake , Shrewsbury Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                                        Hi Andy_L_J, I reported this message as abuse because I think your "sig" is a racist comment, and I think the CodeProject community (which I value so highly) should be as free as possible of "pointing" to race, religion, age, and gender, should keep politics out of every forum except, perhaps, one forum (the SoapBox). I have nothing against you personally, nor am I "accusing" you of having a "racist" intent or agenda. Isn't it more important, here, to emphasize what we share in common, as people, as "technical minds" ? By the way I ain't got 'nuttin against a good street-brawl here in the Lounge, as long as the punches fly above the belt :) regards, Bill

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                                          Without a thorough grounding in British humour, you wouldn't understand. For those who are in the know, Blackadder springs immediately to mind whenever they hear the word "Bob".

                                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                          :wtf: What you are on about :wtf:

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