I was looking at Bob's picture
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I've got a friend in Norfolk, her nickname is Swampy :laugh:
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There are many Bobs, but most are unfriendly and rather snobbish. Our Bob is not, he is the sort of Bob you meet down the pub, who Drinks Beer and Eats Curry. He has a slight astigmatism but doesn't like spectacles. Bob is also a naturist, and dislikes clothing which causes confusion at times. Bob is married to over 3000 hamsters and is often 'unavailable' for reasons best not discussed in the Lounge. His Hobbies include Powerboat Racing, Meteorology and Listening to Frogs. We Salute you Bob! Salutimus Maximux Robertii Aliensis.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
Listening to Frogs.
In that case he should visit me for spring.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Or are you an alien?
What do think 'Ali' is really short for? :cool:
Ali
Alison Pentland wrote:
What do think 'Ali' is really short for?
Alison Loves Ipswich!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk :zzz: .... Stephen Fry's been telling that joke for years .... you need some new material! :thumbsup:
Ali
Alison Pentland wrote:
Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk .... Stephen Fry's been telling complaining about that joke for years .... you Norfolkonians need some new genetic material!
FTFY!
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...and just thought - how does he eat or breathe without a mouth or a nose?
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Bob was originally called Kate.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Read and ye shall find
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Bob was originally called Kate.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Bob's your uncle
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Alison Pentland wrote:
What do think 'Ali' is really short for?
Alison Loves Ipswich!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Alison Loves Ipswich!
:suss: Now that is just evil!
Ali
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Without a thorough grounding in British humour, you wouldn't understand. For those who are in the know, Blackadder springs immediately to mind whenever they hear the word "Bob".
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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...and just thought - how does he eat or breathe without a mouth or a nose?
::..:.:..:: KiRtAN GoR ::..:.:..::
Just one 'o' away from NSFW ;)
Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
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He "absorbs" (That doesnt look like a word :-D )
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly I don't know what all the fuss is about with America getting it's first black president. Zimbabwe's had one for years and he's sh*t. - Percy Drake , Shrewsbury Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
Hi Andy_L_J, I reported this message as abuse because I think your "sig" is a racist comment, and I think the CodeProject community (which I value so highly) should be as free as possible of "pointing" to race, religion, age, and gender, should keep politics out of every forum except, perhaps, one forum (the SoapBox). I have nothing against you personally, nor am I "accusing" you of having a "racist" intent or agenda. Isn't it more important, here, to emphasize what we share in common, as people, as "technical minds" ? By the way I ain't got 'nuttin against a good street-brawl here in the Lounge, as long as the punches fly above the belt :) regards, Bill
"Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844
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Without a thorough grounding in British humour, you wouldn't understand. For those who are in the know, Blackadder springs immediately to mind whenever they hear the word "Bob".
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Hi Andy_L_J, I reported this message as abuse because I think your "sig" is a racist comment, and I think the CodeProject community (which I value so highly) should be as free as possible of "pointing" to race, religion, age, and gender, should keep politics out of every forum except, perhaps, one forum (the SoapBox). I have nothing against you personally, nor am I "accusing" you of having a "racist" intent or agenda. Isn't it more important, here, to emphasize what we share in common, as people, as "technical minds" ? By the way I ain't got 'nuttin against a good street-brawl here in the Lounge, as long as the punches fly above the belt :) regards, Bill
"Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844
It is a fact, and a fact cannot be racist, it merely is. Or do you think that Mugabe is not shit?
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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He "absorbs" (That doesnt look like a word :-D )
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly I don't know what all the fuss is about with America getting it's first black president. Zimbabwe's had one for years and he's sh*t. - Percy Drake , Shrewsbury Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
Hi Andy_L_J, I am about to report this message (the signature, that is) as abuse, too. I must tell you, I find your mentioning of Heineken, while I am all out of beer in my frige, very much abusing. How dare you, young man, how dare you?
Where it seems there are only borderlines, Where others turn and sigh, You shall rise!
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Hi Andy_L_J, I am about to report this message (the signature, that is) as abuse, too. I must tell you, I find your mentioning of Heineken, while I am all out of beer in my frige, very much abusing. How dare you, young man, how dare you?
Where it seems there are only borderlines, Where others turn and sigh, You shall rise!
I was more upset at his inability to speak Idiot, how else are you to convey things to senior management?
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Bob is short for Kate and she ran off with Flash!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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...and just thought - how does he eat or breathe without a mouth or a nose?
::..:.:..:: KiRtAN GoR ::..:.:..::
As an alien, his scrotum works considerable different from ours. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Bob is short for Kate and she ran off with Flash!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Melchett: "BlackAdder, this is Bob." Blackadder: "It's a funny name for a girl, sir." Melchett: "Yes, it would be a funny name for a girl, but it's a perfectly normal name for a strapping young lad like Bob, eh Bob?" Bob: "Yes sir." Melchett: "Bob should be a great help, He has a marvellous sense of humour." Blackadder: "He, sir? He, he?" Melchett: "See, you're laughing already." Blackadder: "Bob, you're a girl, and you have the same talent for disguise as a giraffe in sunglasses trying to get into a polar-bears-only golf club." Bob: "I just wanted to be like my brothers, I wanted to see how a war was fought so badly!" Blackadder: "Well, you're in luck Bob, a war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, chief of all the Vikings, ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside!" Bob: "Oh, I'll do anything for the services." Blackadder: "Yes, Bob, I'd keep that to yourself if I were you."
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
