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  • D Dalek Dave

    What kind of sperm are we dealing with here? I would phone the hospital immediately, there is something seriously amiss. Did you work at Three Mile Island? Chernobyl? or anywhere in Norfolk?

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    What kind of sperm are we dealing with here?

    I'm not even sure myself. These things pop into my head, then pop out again just as fast.

    "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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    • D Dalek Dave

      What kind of sperm are we dealing with here? I would phone the hospital immediately, there is something seriously amiss. Did you work at Three Mile Island? Chernobyl? or anywhere in Norfolk?

      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      or anywhere in Norfolk?

      :rolleyes: Watch it!

      Ali

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        Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

        Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

        Ali

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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          or anywhere in Norfolk?

          :rolleyes: Watch it!

          Ali

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          Ali, haven't your heard of the medical abreviation NFN? Normal For Norfolk!

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            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

            Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

            Ali

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            Alison Pentland wrote:

            AND they are both on my head! So there!

            You have eyes ON your head? Mine are IN my head. Or are you an alien? Eyes on stalks? Norfolk hmmm!

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              Ali, haven't your heard of the medical abreviation NFN? Normal For Norfolk!

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              See Here[^]

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                Kirtan Gor wrote:

                I was looking at Bob's picture

                What's a 'Bob'?

                "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                Bob was originally called Kate.

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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                  See Here[^]

                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                  Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk :zzz: .... Stephen Fry's been telling that joke for years .... you need some new material! :thumbsup:

                  Ali

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                    Alison Pentland wrote:

                    AND they are both on my head! So there!

                    You have eyes ON your head? Mine are IN my head. Or are you an alien? Eyes on stalks? Norfolk hmmm!

                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    Or are you an alien?

                    What do think 'Ali' is really short for? :cool:

                    Ali

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                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                      Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

                      Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

                      Ali

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                      Yeah but which head? (old Taswegian joke - CG would get it straight away)

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      • A Andy_L_J

                        He "absorbs" (That doesnt look like a word :-D )

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                        Osmosis.

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                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                          Not Norfolk, Bob's got two eyes.

                          Hey! I'm from Norfolk AND I've got two eyes ......... AND they are both on my head! So there! ;P

                          Ali

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                          I've got a friend in Norfolk, her nickname is Swampy :laugh:

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                            I've got a friend in Norfolk, her nickname is Swampy :laugh:

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                            :~

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              There are many Bobs, but most are unfriendly and rather snobbish. Our Bob is not, he is the sort of Bob you meet down the pub, who Drinks Beer and Eats Curry. He has a slight astigmatism but doesn't like spectacles. Bob is also a naturist, and dislikes clothing which causes confusion at times. Bob is married to over 3000 hamsters and is often 'unavailable' for reasons best not discussed in the Lounge. His Hobbies include Powerboat Racing, Meteorology and Listening to Frogs. We Salute you Bob! Salutimus Maximux Robertii Aliensis.

                              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Listening to Frogs.

                              In that case he should visit me for spring.

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Or are you an alien?

                                What do think 'Ali' is really short for? :cool:

                                Ali

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                Alison Pentland wrote:

                                What do think 'Ali' is really short for?

                                Alison Loves Ipswich!


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                  Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk :zzz: .... Stephen Fry's been telling that joke for years .... you need some new material! :thumbsup:

                                  Ali

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                                  Alison Pentland wrote:

                                  Yeah, yeah, yeah ...... NFN = Normal for Norfolk .... Stephen Fry's been telling complaining about that joke for years .... you Norfolkonians need some new genetic material!

                                  FTFY!

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                                    ...and just thought - how does he eat or breathe without a mouth or a nose?

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                                    • P Pete OHanlon

                                      Bob was originally called Kate.

                                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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                                      Does Bob has a last name :confused:

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                                        Read and ye shall find


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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          Bob was originally called Kate.

                                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                          I though bob was called Chris so what happened :confused:

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