The title of this BBC item says everything about reality TV shows.
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Yeah, but I burnt it!
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Problem is you half baked half a half baked bakewell tart! Too much heat for too little tart!
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
That's easy for you to say!
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Censoring user input is a clbuttic problem :)
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
not to mention that it's unconsbreastutional!
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That's easy for you to say!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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not to mention that it's unconsbreastutional!
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Being forced to watch Big Brother is my idea of hell. It's getting harder and harder to find anything to watch on TV that has some sort of intelligent content. Surely there are more important things in the world than what some unknown drunken tw*t does in the toilet with some other unknown drunken t*rt.
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
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Read "Dead Famous" by Ben Elton, and you'll be waiting for the plot to happen on Big Brother. Then thankfully they may take it off the air...
OK, cool - will do. Am reading Marabou Stork Nightmares, by Irvine Welsh at the moment. Then I have another of his books called Porno to read after that. :-D
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
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Read "Dead Famous" by Ben Elton, and you'll be waiting for the plot to happen on Big Brother. Then thankfully they may take it off the air...
I would tune in to watch if I knew THAT was going to happen!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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I would tune in to watch if I knew THAT was going to happen!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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OK, cool - will do. Am reading Marabou Stork Nightmares, by Irvine Welsh at the moment. Then I have another of his books called Porno to read after that. :-D
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
Read Chart Throb by Ben Elton as well. Sums up X Factor. Very clever. I especially like the fact he highlighs the fact that the only voting that actually counts is the final. The most unpopular act can be saved all the way to the end, so essentially there is no point voting until then...And it's in the producers interest to keep unpopular acts to push up voting revenue. ;)
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Problem is you half baked half a half baked bakewell tart! Too much heat for too little tart!
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
Sounds like you went off half-cocked and cocked up the cooking.
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