I so get dragged into situations like this...
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That's why you fall back on the "shiney winey box with the glowey thing and the bits that go clackety-clackety-clack" explanation. This way, you can blind them with science.
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That's why you fall back on the "shiney winey box with the glowey thing and the bits that go clackety-clackety-clack" explanation. This way, you can blind them with science.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
"shiney winey box with the glowey thing and the bits that go clackety-clackety-clack"
To be used the next time I'm confronted by an obtuse goose :-D Another solution brought to you by Pete O'Hanlon/Geordie Man!
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That's why you fall back on the "shiney winey box with the glowey thing and the bits that go clackety-clackety-clack" explanation. This way, you can blind them with science.
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Sure, AAV* technique works everytime. :) (*) Audience adapted vocabulary.
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I drag people into those situations when I see that they are bragging... ;P
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What's a 'situation'?
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:thumbsup: 5!
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
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That sounds more like work than for relaxation...or do I have the wrong impression of Dostoevsky? I've always found Russian writers a little slow going.
Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p
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Same thing when my kids where young and their favorite word was WHY! Because I feakin said so. :) Mike
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That's why you fall back on the "shiney winey box with the glowey thing and the bits that go clackety-clackety-clack" explanation. This way, you can blind them with science.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
shiney winey box with the glowey thing
No "shiney winey glowey thing" inside, to make you drool? :-D
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Same thing when my kids where young and their favorite word was WHY! Because I feakin said so. :) Mike
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That's where I'm at right now with my 4 year old. After 20 minutes, I resort to that, or "Just because".
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50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!
Code, follow, or get out of the way.
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That's where I'm at right now with my 4 year old. After 20 minutes, I resort to that, or "Just because".
- S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on! Code, follow, or get out of the way.
Fortunately this phase doesn't last to long but it is trying. God luck, Mike
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Fortunately this phase doesn't last to long but it is trying. God luck, Mike
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Good to know. I keep reminding myself "that's how they learn", so I answer until I can't stand it anymore, then redirect to mom. :)
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That's where I'm at right now with my 4 year old. After 20 minutes, I resort to that, or "Just because".
- S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on! Code, follow, or get out of the way.
Doesn't hurt to say once in a while "I dunno son, because despite what your Mum might think, I'm not God and I don't know everything"
"I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken." -- Oliver Cromwell
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Good to know. I keep reminding myself "that's how they learn", so I answer until I can't stand it anymore, then redirect to mom. :)
- S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on! Code, follow, or get out of the way.
After they ask about 100 questions, you should ask them one of the questions they asked about 50 questions ago. If they can't answer, tell them they aren't paying attention and you aren't going to keep answering their questions if they don't renember your answers. And if they manage to answer correctly, then keep pumping them full of information![^] ;P
Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.
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I drag people into those situations when I see that they are bragging... ;P
Pravarakhya wrote:
I drag people into those situations when I see that they are bragging...
heh. A man after my own heart.
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Nice one!! I will hang it up in my office. Thanks for sharing. Cheers
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After they ask about 100 questions, you should ask them one of the questions they asked about 50 questions ago. If they can't answer, tell them they aren't paying attention and you aren't going to keep answering their questions if they don't renember your answers. And if they manage to answer correctly, then keep pumping them full of information![^] ;P
Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.
I usually tell them to ask a complete question. Simply saying "Why?" is not enough. The response "Why what?" is a good starter, there. Then, if their question makes sense, I will answer it in an age-appropriate fashion. But as soon as they stop making valid questions, or are unable to grasp the complexity, I cut them off. Actually, this should be required for adults, as well.
Codemonkeys don't do it at all. Too busy coding.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
That sounds more like work than for relaxation...or do I have the wrong impression of Dostoevsky? I've always found Russian writers a little slow going.
Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p
Its quite dense I have to agree. sometimes it gets a bit too much and I take a break and read a Discworld novel!
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