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  • N NormDroid

    Is there a definitive list of every UK tax? By list I mean a clear one page list.

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    Dalek Dave
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    There approximately 300,000 pages on uk tax code! There are at present in excess of 900 different taxes and surcharges and duties applicable, with more on the way. Tax law represents over 75% of all law made in Britain.

    ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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      There approximately 300,000 pages on uk tax code! There are at present in excess of 900 different taxes and surcharges and duties applicable, with more on the way. Tax law represents over 75% of all law made in Britain.

      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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      1 21 Gigawatts
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      900 different taxes?????? X|

      "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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      • N NormDroid

        Is there a definitive list of every UK tax? By list I mean a clear one page list.

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        Dave Parker
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        Wow that would be a long list. I bet the new taxes that have been sneaked in over the last 12 months wouldn't even fit on one page....

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          900 different taxes?????? X|

          "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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          Dave Parker
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          Seems that nearly every day the government invents some problem or sees some opportunity and their solution is almost always to bring in a new tax. People overweight, bring in a fat tax on food! Banks corrupt, tax the banks more (who then pass it onto consumers). Transport infrastructure bad, bring in a congestion charge and tax fuel more. Combined with how much they've been borrowing to spend on pointless crap and how much debt they're now in it's only going to get worse :(

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          • D Dalek Dave

            There approximately 300,000 pages on uk tax code! There are at present in excess of 900 different taxes and surcharges and duties applicable, with more on the way. Tax law represents over 75% of all law made in Britain.

            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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            NormDroid
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            900 different taxes

            I'm....... gob smacked. I truely would love to see the list.

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            • N NormDroid

              Is there a definitive list of every UK tax? By list I mean a clear one page list.

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              Henry Minute
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              Got your A4 pad and a pen/pencil? Right then I'll begin: thumb tax carpet tax brass tax errrr....... That's it, those are all the taxes.

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                Seems that nearly every day the government invents some problem or sees some opportunity and their solution is almost always to bring in a new tax. People overweight, bring in a fat tax on food! Banks corrupt, tax the banks more (who then pass it onto consumers). Transport infrastructure bad, bring in a congestion charge and tax fuel more. Combined with how much they've been borrowing to spend on pointless crap and how much debt they're now in it's only going to get worse :(

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                NormDroid
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                You've hit the nail quite squarely on the head. This country is a sham.

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                • N NormDroid

                  Is there a definitive list of every UK tax? By list I mean a clear one page list.

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                  fly904
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                  I'm going to start taxing people for the use of the word "the". I'm sure it'll catch on.

                  If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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                  • N NormDroid

                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    900 different taxes

                    I'm....... gob smacked. I truely would love to see the list.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    As an idea think about this. There is VAT at 15% Reclaimable 15% Non-reclaimable 5% Reclaimable 5% Non-reclaimable 0% Exempt Oustide the Scope That is 7 Taxes where people usually think of just 1 Then there is Car related taxes, Fuel Duty, RFL, New Car Purchase Tax, MOT Charge, Licence Renewal Charge, Toll Road Funding, Oil Product Tax (Charged on Oil not fuel). There is Stamp Duties at variable rates, HIP Charges, Council Taxes, Capital Gains Taxes, Document Tax etc all on your home. In industry there are Corporation taxes, Employers NI Tax, NDR's, Waste disposal taxes. They all add up. There are the rare ones that people do not know about like Petro-Chemical Production Duty, which is paid on the 15th of each month and this pays the Civil Service Salaries. There is Animal Movement Taxes, Alcohol Gravity Tax, (which is seperate from Duty paid on a pint or a bottle of Scotch), and how about War Chest Reserve Tax? This is paid by Armaments Manufactures and is chargeable at 0.1% of Gross Turnover and was brought in to pay off the debt accrued during the Crimean War and is still on the books! Plus all the usual suspects like the three rates of income tax and the two rates of NI, Ciggies, Insurance Premium Tax and Imports and Exports taxes. Landing Fees, Depature Taxes and various Windfall taxes. How about S38 and S106 fees for land development. And I have barely touched the surface!!

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      There approximately 300,000 pages on uk tax code! There are at present in excess of 900 different taxes and surcharges and duties applicable, with more on the way. Tax law represents over 75% of all law made in Britain.

                      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                      Keith Barrow
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                      Yours for only £149.95 or £142.45 online. Red and Green Books[^]

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                      • F fly904

                        I'm going to start taxing people for the use of the word "the". I'm sure it'll catch on.

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                        Keith Barrow
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                        As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be ok. Or flase for that matter.

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                        • K Keith Barrow

                          As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be ok. Or flase for that matter.

                          CCC solved so far: 1.

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                          fly904
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                          There's always a loop hole.

                          If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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                            There's always a loop hole.

                            If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Just in Case?

                            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                            • K Keith Barrow

                              As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be ok. Or flase for that matter.

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                              Dan Neely
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                              keefb wrote:

                              As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be okko.

                              FTFY

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                                As an idea think about this. There is VAT at 15% Reclaimable 15% Non-reclaimable 5% Reclaimable 5% Non-reclaimable 0% Exempt Oustide the Scope That is 7 Taxes where people usually think of just 1 Then there is Car related taxes, Fuel Duty, RFL, New Car Purchase Tax, MOT Charge, Licence Renewal Charge, Toll Road Funding, Oil Product Tax (Charged on Oil not fuel). There is Stamp Duties at variable rates, HIP Charges, Council Taxes, Capital Gains Taxes, Document Tax etc all on your home. In industry there are Corporation taxes, Employers NI Tax, NDR's, Waste disposal taxes. They all add up. There are the rare ones that people do not know about like Petro-Chemical Production Duty, which is paid on the 15th of each month and this pays the Civil Service Salaries. There is Animal Movement Taxes, Alcohol Gravity Tax, (which is seperate from Duty paid on a pint or a bottle of Scotch), and how about War Chest Reserve Tax? This is paid by Armaments Manufactures and is chargeable at 0.1% of Gross Turnover and was brought in to pay off the debt accrued during the Crimean War and is still on the books! Plus all the usual suspects like the three rates of income tax and the two rates of NI, Ciggies, Insurance Premium Tax and Imports and Exports taxes. Landing Fees, Depature Taxes and various Windfall taxes. How about S38 and S106 fees for land development. And I have barely touched the surface!!

                                ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                Simon P Stevens
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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Alcohol Gravity Tax

                                They're taxing based on gravity now! Frick! Next thing we know we'll have a cosmological constant tax.

                                Simon

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                                • K Keith Barrow

                                  As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be ok. Or flase for that matter.

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  keefb wrote:

                                  As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be ok. Or flase for that matter.

                                  Ture, ture.

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                  • N NormDroid

                                    Is there a definitive list of every UK tax? By list I mean a clear one page list.

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                                    Joe Woodbury
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                                    "clear" and "tax" very rarely show up in the same sentence.

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                                    • N NormDroid

                                      Is there a definitive list of every UK tax? By list I mean a clear one page list.

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                                      Kevin McFarlane
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                                      New Labour supposedly introduced 66 "stealth" taxes in their first few years.

                                      Kevin

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                                      • J Joe Woodbury

                                        "clear" and "tax" very rarely show up in the same sentence.

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                                        Dan Neely
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                                        It is clear that the tax code was written by a mad man.

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          There approximately 300,000 pages on uk tax code! There are at present in excess of 900 different taxes and surcharges and duties applicable, with more on the way. Tax law represents over 75% of all law made in Britain.

                                          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                          Thanks. I'll be sure never to take up the job in the UK. X|

                                          It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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