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  • N NormDroid

    Is there a definitive list of every UK tax? By list I mean a clear one page list.

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    fly904
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    I'm going to start taxing people for the use of the word "the". I'm sure it'll catch on.

    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      900 different taxes

      I'm....... gob smacked. I truely would love to see the list.

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      Dalek Dave
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      As an idea think about this. There is VAT at 15% Reclaimable 15% Non-reclaimable 5% Reclaimable 5% Non-reclaimable 0% Exempt Oustide the Scope That is 7 Taxes where people usually think of just 1 Then there is Car related taxes, Fuel Duty, RFL, New Car Purchase Tax, MOT Charge, Licence Renewal Charge, Toll Road Funding, Oil Product Tax (Charged on Oil not fuel). There is Stamp Duties at variable rates, HIP Charges, Council Taxes, Capital Gains Taxes, Document Tax etc all on your home. In industry there are Corporation taxes, Employers NI Tax, NDR's, Waste disposal taxes. They all add up. There are the rare ones that people do not know about like Petro-Chemical Production Duty, which is paid on the 15th of each month and this pays the Civil Service Salaries. There is Animal Movement Taxes, Alcohol Gravity Tax, (which is seperate from Duty paid on a pint or a bottle of Scotch), and how about War Chest Reserve Tax? This is paid by Armaments Manufactures and is chargeable at 0.1% of Gross Turnover and was brought in to pay off the debt accrued during the Crimean War and is still on the books! Plus all the usual suspects like the three rates of income tax and the two rates of NI, Ciggies, Insurance Premium Tax and Imports and Exports taxes. Landing Fees, Depature Taxes and various Windfall taxes. How about S38 and S106 fees for land development. And I have barely touched the surface!!

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      • D Dalek Dave

        There approximately 300,000 pages on uk tax code! There are at present in excess of 900 different taxes and surcharges and duties applicable, with more on the way. Tax law represents over 75% of all law made in Britain.

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        Keith Barrow
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        Yours for only £149.95 or £142.45 online. Red and Green Books[^]

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        • F fly904

          I'm going to start taxing people for the use of the word "the". I'm sure it'll catch on.

          If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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          Keith Barrow
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          As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be ok. Or flase for that matter.

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          • K Keith Barrow

            As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be ok. Or flase for that matter.

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            fly904
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            There's always a loop hole.

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            • F fly904

              There's always a loop hole.

              If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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              Dalek Dave
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              Just in Case?

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              • K Keith Barrow

                As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be ok. Or flase for that matter.

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                Dan Neely
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                keefb wrote:

                As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be okko.

                FTFY

                The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  As an idea think about this. There is VAT at 15% Reclaimable 15% Non-reclaimable 5% Reclaimable 5% Non-reclaimable 0% Exempt Oustide the Scope That is 7 Taxes where people usually think of just 1 Then there is Car related taxes, Fuel Duty, RFL, New Car Purchase Tax, MOT Charge, Licence Renewal Charge, Toll Road Funding, Oil Product Tax (Charged on Oil not fuel). There is Stamp Duties at variable rates, HIP Charges, Council Taxes, Capital Gains Taxes, Document Tax etc all on your home. In industry there are Corporation taxes, Employers NI Tax, NDR's, Waste disposal taxes. They all add up. There are the rare ones that people do not know about like Petro-Chemical Production Duty, which is paid on the 15th of each month and this pays the Civil Service Salaries. There is Animal Movement Taxes, Alcohol Gravity Tax, (which is seperate from Duty paid on a pint or a bottle of Scotch), and how about War Chest Reserve Tax? This is paid by Armaments Manufactures and is chargeable at 0.1% of Gross Turnover and was brought in to pay off the debt accrued during the Crimean War and is still on the books! Plus all the usual suspects like the three rates of income tax and the two rates of NI, Ciggies, Insurance Premium Tax and Imports and Exports taxes. Landing Fees, Depature Taxes and various Windfall taxes. How about S38 and S106 fees for land development. And I have barely touched the surface!!

                  ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                  Simon P Stevens
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Alcohol Gravity Tax

                  They're taxing based on gravity now! Frick! Next thing we know we'll have a cosmological constant tax.

                  Simon

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                  • K Keith Barrow

                    As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be ok. Or flase for that matter.

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                    Henry Minute
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                    keefb wrote:

                    As long as they don't start taxing me on the word "teh" I should be ok. Or flase for that matter.

                    Ture, ture.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    • N NormDroid

                      Is there a definitive list of every UK tax? By list I mean a clear one page list.

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                      Joe Woodbury
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                      "clear" and "tax" very rarely show up in the same sentence.

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                      • N NormDroid

                        Is there a definitive list of every UK tax? By list I mean a clear one page list.

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                        Kevin McFarlane
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                        New Labour supposedly introduced 66 "stealth" taxes in their first few years.

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                        • J Joe Woodbury

                          "clear" and "tax" very rarely show up in the same sentence.

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                          Dan Neely
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                          It is clear that the tax code was written by a mad man.

                          The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            There approximately 300,000 pages on uk tax code! There are at present in excess of 900 different taxes and surcharges and duties applicable, with more on the way. Tax law represents over 75% of all law made in Britain.

                            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                            Rajesh R Subramanian
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                            Thanks. I'll be sure never to take up the job in the UK. X|

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                            • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                              Thanks. I'll be sure never to take up the job in the UK. X|

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                              Vikram A Punathambekar
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                              How much do you know about Indian tax laws? :)

                              Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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                              • I Ian Shlasko

                                I'd ask the same for the US, but everyone would break out into maniacal laughter at the "one page" part and ask if I was high on crack.

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                                JimmyRopes
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                                Are you high on crack?

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  There approximately 300,000 pages on uk tax code! There are at present in excess of 900 different taxes and surcharges and duties applicable, with more on the way. Tax law represents over 75% of all law made in Britain.

                                  ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                  JimmyRopes
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                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  There are at present in excess of 900 different taxes and surcharges and duties applicable

                                  You would need some very small font to get that list on one page.

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                                    Are you high on crack?

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                                    Ian Shlasko
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                                    I might be. It's hard to tell, really. Let me ask the voices... Nope, all clean.

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                                    • N NormDroid

                                      You've hit the nail quite squarely on the head. This country is a sham.

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                                      Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                      Yeah, but it's a sham that serves fish 'n' chips and generally has decent beer. That's a bit of a consolation, no? ;)

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                                      • N NormDroid

                                        Is there a definitive list of every UK tax? By list I mean a clear one page list.

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                                        KerimF
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                                        When we will be able to write a list for an infinite series, there would be a chance to have a list for the taxes of a country.

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