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Whats the programmer's slang for when you say "damn"?

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    deostroll
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    I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...

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      I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...

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      Dan Neely
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      The first new language any beginning programmer masters is profanity.

      The latest nation. Procrastination.

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        The first new language any beginning programmer masters is profanity.

        The latest nation. Procrastination.

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        deostroll
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        well replied :)

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          I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...

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          ednrg
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          Dang. More like DaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaannnnng

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            Dang. More like DaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaannnnng

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            funny I googled tht up and it came out as someone's last name...! :confused:

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            • D Dan Neely

              The first new language any beginning programmer masters is profanity.

              The latest nation. Procrastination.

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              Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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              Dan Neely wrote:

              The first new language any beginning programmer masters is profanity.

              That will go into the history books. I envy you.

              If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                The first new language any beginning programmer masters is profanity.

                The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                Ian Shlasko
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                +5 quotable

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                  I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...

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                  Ian Shlasko
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                  I know the perfect term... Just grit your teeth, stare at the error message (Or lack thereof), and scream at the top of your lungs, "#^*#&$ #*&$)#@(*&^%#)*@^#@%)*#&@%)(*@&#%!@$^#@)(&)*(^&$)^(#$_(@#$&@&#^%#!!!" Oh, sorry... Can't post it in cleartext here. But if you can decipher that string of profanity, you'll come to the abrupt realization..... That I just held down shift and mashed the number row on my keyboard :)

                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                    The first new language any beginning programmer masters is profanity.

                    The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    No it f***ing isn't.

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                    • I Ian Shlasko

                      I know the perfect term... Just grit your teeth, stare at the error message (Or lack thereof), and scream at the top of your lungs, "#^*#&$ #*&$)#@(*&^%#)*@^#@%)*#&@%)(*@&#%!@$^#@)(&)*(^&$)^(#$_(@#$&@&#^%#!!!" Oh, sorry... Can't post it in cleartext here. But if you can decipher that string of profanity, you'll come to the abrupt realization..... That I just held down shift and mashed the number row on my keyboard :)

                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                      Ian Shlasko wrote:

                      #^*#&$ #*&$)#@(*&^%#)*@^#@%)*#&@%)(*@&#%!@$^#@)(&)*(^&$)^(#$_(@#$&@&#^%#!!!

                      How dare you talk about my mother that way!! :laugh:

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                      • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                        Dan Neely wrote:

                        The first new language any beginning programmer masters is profanity.

                        That will go into the history books. I envy you.

                        If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                        Dan Neely
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                        I first heard joking about this as an HS student in the mid-late 90's. I doubt I or my classmates were the originators of it then...

                        The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                          I first heard joking about this as an HS student in the mid-late 90's. I doubt I or my classmates were the originators of it then...

                          The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                          As far as I'm concerned, you coined it. If someone asks me, I'll say, my buddy Dan Neely, he said it. Maybe I'll help make you famous ;)

                          If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                            As far as I'm concerned, you coined it. If someone asks me, I'll say, my buddy Dan Neely, he said it. Maybe I'll help make you famous ;)

                            If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                            deostroll
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                            @dan neely & @Mustafa Ismail Mustafa: yep, and I'm tweeting it. Don't worry dan, the copyright is rightfully YOURS. :-D

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                              @dan neely & @Mustafa Ismail Mustafa: yep, and I'm tweeting it. Don't worry dan, the copyright is rightfully YOURS. :-D

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                              Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                              Great! :-D Is there a link to it or something?

                              If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                                Great! :-D Is there a link to it or something?

                                If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                                This should help... https://twitter.com/deostroll/status/4637362994[^]

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                                  I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...

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                                  Steve Mayfield
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                                  programmer slang for "damn" is "besod" (ie BSOD) :-D

                                  Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                    I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...

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                                    Marc Clifton
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                                    A couple come immediately to mind. Fubar Frack Marc

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                                      I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...

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                                      Miszou
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                                      I call those my "cart-pusher" moments. Example usage: "Sod this. I'm going to get a job in WalMart pushing carts, where I don't have to deal with this sort of ridiculous crap."

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                                        I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...

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                                        Mycroft Holmes
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                                        Usually starts with Stupid, lying, son of a bitch for systems that I must use. F**k you, you're out of here for systems that are not essential, tools or add ins. This type of verbal reaction is somewhat disconcerting to the bean counter residing over the partition from me.

                                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                        • I Ian Shlasko

                                          I know the perfect term... Just grit your teeth, stare at the error message (Or lack thereof), and scream at the top of your lungs, "#^*#&$ #*&$)#@(*&^%#)*@^#@%)*#&@%)(*@&#%!@$^#@)(&)*(^&$)^(#$_(@#$&@&#^%#!!!" Oh, sorry... Can't post it in cleartext here. But if you can decipher that string of profanity, you'll come to the abrupt realization..... That I just held down shift and mashed the number row on my keyboard :)

                                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                                          codemunkeh
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                                          Ian Shlasko wrote:

                                          That I just held down shift and mashed the number row on my keyboard

                                          Isn't that how they create regular expressions?


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