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A warning about Tesco

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    Pete OHanlon
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    Tesco car park scam A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers to Tesco's. Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works..... Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to have a good butchers. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other, which is very visible in your rear view mirror. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on October the 14th, 19th and 21st, twice on the 24th and 26th, three times on the 28th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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      Tesco car park scam A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers to Tesco's. Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works..... Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to have a good butchers. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other, which is very visible in your rear view mirror. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on October the 14th, 19th and 21st, twice on the 24th and 26th, three times on the 28th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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      Joe Simes
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      I would like to lobby for Tesco to open up a few stores "across the pond" please! :-O

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        Tesco car park scam A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers to Tesco's. Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works..... Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to have a good butchers. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other, which is very visible in your rear view mirror. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on October the 14th, 19th and 21st, twice on the 24th and 26th, three times on the 28th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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        The Man from U N C L E
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        These two didn't notice it was you again? Which Tesco's?

        If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it. Margaret Fuller (1810 - 1850) [My Articles]  [My Website]

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          Tesco car park scam A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers to Tesco's. Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works..... Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to have a good butchers. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other, which is very visible in your rear view mirror. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on October the 14th, 19th and 21st, twice on the 24th and 26th, three times on the 28th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          Chris Meech
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          I bet the two of them work for a wallet distributor, cause you seem to be buying lots of them. :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            Tesco car park scam A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers to Tesco's. Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works..... Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to have a good butchers. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other, which is very visible in your rear view mirror. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on October the 14th, 19th and 21st, twice on the 24th and 26th, three times on the 28th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Gads, I wondered where all the windowlene was going...


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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              Tesco car park scam A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers to Tesco's. Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works..... Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to have a good butchers. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other, which is very visible in your rear view mirror. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on October the 14th, 19th and 21st, twice on the 24th and 26th, three times on the 28th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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              I had a similar experience. When I stopped outside a hotel, two burly blokes came over and threatened me. They then beat the crap out of me, took turns shagging me up the arse, stole my money, took my car, and left me lying bruised and battered on the floor. That's the last time I play Monopoly with those guys.

              ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                Tesco car park scam A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers to Tesco's. Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works..... Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to have a good butchers. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other, which is very visible in your rear view mirror. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on October the 14th, 19th and 21st, twice on the 24th and 26th, three times on the 28th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                Rajesh R Subramanian
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                That's it! I'm visiting Tesco tonight.

                “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                  I had a similar experience. When I stopped outside a hotel, two burly blokes came over and threatened me. They then beat the crap out of me, took turns shagging me up the arse, stole my money, took my car, and left me lying bruised and battered on the floor. That's the last time I play Monopoly with those guys.

                  ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                  :laugh:

                  “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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