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  • C Christian Graus

    Mac users are smart. We don't smoke. Anyone smoking near a Mac is obviously a Windows spy.

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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    Lost User
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    Christian Graus wrote:

    Mac users are smart. We don't smoke.

    So you broke your bong, didja? :-D

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      Christian Graus wrote:

      Mac users are smart. We don't smoke.

      So you broke your bong, didja? :-D

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      Christian Graus
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      Are you suggesting that all Mac users must be high ?

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      • C Christian Graus

        Are you suggesting that all Mac users must be high ?

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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        Ian Shlasko
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        Christian Graus wrote:

        Are you suggesting that all Mac users must be high ?

        No! No, no no no no no no yes yes Yes!... A bit!

        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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        • C Christian Graus

          Mac users are smart. We don't smoke. Anyone smoking near a Mac is obviously a Windows spy.

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          0x3c0
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          Christian Graus wrote:

          Mac users are smart. We don't smoke

          With those prices, I doubt most Mac users would be able to afford to.

          OSDev :)

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            Christian Graus wrote:

            Mac users are smart. We don't smoke

            With those prices, I doubt most Mac users would be able to afford to.

            OSDev :)

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            Christian Graus
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            LOL - that much is true.

            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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            • C Christian Graus

              Mac users are smart. We don't smoke. Anyone smoking near a Mac is obviously a Windows spy.

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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              Russell Jones
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              Wow strange logic. Last I heard smoking was an addiction not an IQ test

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                Wow strange logic. Last I heard smoking was an addiction not an IQ test

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                Vikram A Punathambekar
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                Russell Jones wrote:

                Last I heard smoking was an addiction not an IQ test

                Some of us are smart enough not to get started.

                Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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                  Another reason to go NOOOOO! I don't smoke but I expect their smugness to spontaneously combust at some point.

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                  modified on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 11:37 AM

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                  ragnaroknrol
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                  Reading the article I understand why they denied the claim. I've fixed a machine used by a smoker. Grossest thing ever. Orange tar had jammed the CPU fan and fried the board. The environment killed the thing, not faulty design or components. It's like trying to operate it in the raid and expecting them to fix it when it fries. They could claim OSHA issues and be fine, but they should have just used the "you broke it through horrible environmental practices." as a line. Sorry, but when your machine is gross enough for them to tell when they open it that a smoker had it, you likely killed the machine. Tar on components, fans and lenses is pretty much one of the best ways to kill something.

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                  • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                    Russell Jones wrote:

                    Last I heard smoking was an addiction not an IQ test

                    Some of us are smart enough not to get started.

                    Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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                    Christian Graus
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                    Yes. that was kind of my point. Heroin is addictive, too. Does that mean the heroin addicts are victims, or idiots ?

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    • C Christian Graus

                      Are you suggesting that all Mac users must be high ?

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                      Lost User
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                      No, no... not all of them... ;) :laugh:

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                        Christian Graus wrote:

                        Are you suggesting that all Mac users must be high ?

                        No! No, no no no no no no yes yes Yes!... A bit!

                        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                        Brady Kelly
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                        The question is what came first? If it's being a Mac user, I'm getting one. If being high makes you become a Mac user, I might get one when I have more comparative evidence re the two paths I mention.

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                        • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                          Russell Jones wrote:

                          Last I heard smoking was an addiction not an IQ test

                          Some of us are smart enough not to get started.

                          Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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                          Brady Kelly
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                          Some of us are smart enough to start and stop. :-\

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                          • C Christian Graus

                            Yes. that was kind of my point. Heroin is addictive, too. Does that mean the heroin addicts are victims, or idiots ?

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                            Dan Neely
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                            That depends if they were dumb enough to start on their own; or got hooked following a serious accident/illness when their doctor over prescribed painkillers.

                            3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                              Some of us are smart enough to start and stop. :-\

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                              Christian Graus
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                              Those people are the smartest of all....

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                That depends if they were dumb enough to start on their own; or got hooked following a serious accident/illness when their doctor over prescribed painkillers.

                                3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                Christian Graus
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                                Pain killers leads to heroin ? How ?

                                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                  Reading the article I understand why they denied the claim. I've fixed a machine used by a smoker. Grossest thing ever. Orange tar had jammed the CPU fan and fried the board. The environment killed the thing, not faulty design or components. It's like trying to operate it in the raid and expecting them to fix it when it fries. They could claim OSHA issues and be fine, but they should have just used the "you broke it through horrible environmental practices." as a line. Sorry, but when your machine is gross enough for them to tell when they open it that a smoker had it, you likely killed the machine. Tar on components, fans and lenses is pretty much one of the best ways to kill something.

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                                  dreamaway820
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                                  My dad is retired and likes to sit at his computer and browse the web and chain smoke. I looked at his computer once and it was as gross and you described. It made me think, if his computer looks like that what do his lungs look like? :(

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                                  • C Christian Graus

                                    Mac users are smart. We don't smoke. Anyone smoking near a Mac is obviously a Windows spy.

                                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                    Steve Mayfield
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                                    The user does not have to be a smoker. To the extreme, the repair shop could argue that the unit was exposed in a smoking enviornment outside the home. On the other hand, the user could argue that the unit was exposed to the nicotine soaked clothes of the tech checking out the system in the shop :confused:

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                                    • C Christian Graus

                                      Pain killers leads to heroin ? How ?

                                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                      Dan Neely
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                                      Excess use of pain killers can lead to an opiate addiction. Heroin is one form of it available on the street. It could as easily have been Oxycontin, or etc.

                                      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                      • C Christian Graus

                                        Pain killers leads to heroin ? How ?

                                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                        ragnaroknrol
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                                        morphine.

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                                        • R RichardGrimmer

                                          Then don't expect to have your Applecare work for you....biohazzard! http://consumerist.com/2009/11/smoking-near-apple-computers-creates-biohazard-voids-warranty.html[^]

                                          C# has already designed away most of the tedium of C++.

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Fake Steve Jobs weighs in[^]

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