More elephant (and giraffe) jokes
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
0. How would you put a horse into a match box? Open the match box, take out the match sticks, put the horse in and close the match box.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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0. How would you put a horse into a match box? Open the match box, take out the match sticks, put the horse in and close the match box.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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Its freezing. How would you light up your tobacco pipe?
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
Open the match box, take out the horse, tie it to my neck, put in the match sticks into the match box, take one out, strike it on the side and light up the pipe. Not an easy thing, you see. :)
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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How do you get two whales in a Ford Festiva? Head down the M4
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You won't be taking any of your Fords out for a drive today.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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How can you tell if an Elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.
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How can you tell if a Kiwi has been in your fridge ? love bites on the leg of lamb (and your thongs/flip flops/jandals are missing)
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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How can you tell if a Kiwi has been in your fridge ? love bites on the leg of lamb (and your thongs/flip flops/jandals are missing)
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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What's small, brown and has a trunk? A mouse returning from holiday
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Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom
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