More elephant (and giraffe) jokes
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How do you get two whales in a Ford Festiva? Head down the M4
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You won't be taking any of your Fords out for a drive today.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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How can you tell if an Elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.
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How can you tell if a Kiwi has been in your fridge ? love bites on the leg of lamb (and your thongs/flip flops/jandals are missing)
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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How can you tell if a Kiwi has been in your fridge ? love bites on the leg of lamb (and your thongs/flip flops/jandals are missing)
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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What's small, brown and has a trunk? A mouse returning from holiday
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Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her!
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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Why are elephants grey and wrinkly? Because if they were white and smooth they'd be an aspirin.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain.
I came across a young lad banging dustbin lids together. "What're you up to?" I enquired. "Scaring all the elephants out of Brisbane" he replied. "But there are no elephants in Brisbane!" quoth I. "Shows it works, then, doesn't it?" he rejoined.
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How do you get two whales in a Ford Escort? One in the front and one in the back
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How do you know a car is a mafia staff car? Two hoods up front and four on the floor.