how's software built today?

[Nagy Vilmos]

Pixies hand crafting every bit.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[Gary Wheeler]

We're real men in our shop: We write code using MS-Paint, and create the graphics for our UI's using Notepad*. *: Thanks, Anna!

Software Zen: delete this;

[Simon P Stevens]

dimitris.dpant wrote:

is everyone using apple's object C or is it just me?

Not me. C# most of the time. I'm familiar with VB6 but play dum to avoid having to touch it. I dabble in c++, asp.net and javascript sometimes when the interest takes me, but I rarely have to use any of it at work. I like to play with mono at home, but it's just a subset of .net really, I wish MS would support it more fully.

Simon

[Estys]

You mention a lot of obscure technologies. Wouldn't want to work with those. I use LINCII, the definitive programming platform. Here's a gem of what you can do with it :).

[RugbyLeague]

Building castles out of thought-stuff

[realJSOP]

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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[Lost User]

Why limit myself to a system with five percent of the market?

Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

aha LINC (Laugh I Nearly Cried or Look Its Nearly Cobol)

Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

[ragnaroknrol]

I thought Object C was the iPhone Ap stuff. That's not 5% of that market. Of the World market, iPhone is likely a lot less than 5% total. But in smart phone ap market I am thinking that they make a significant number.

[benjymous]

Real men program by setting the bits on the HDD manually using tweezers, tiny magnets and a big magnifying lens.

Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

[ragnaroknrol]

benjymous wrote:

Real men program by setting the bits on the HDD manually using tweezers, tiny magnets and a big magnifying lens.

Chuck Norris doesn't need tweezers, he roundhouse kicks the bits into place.

[CPallini]

benjymous wrote:

Real men program by setting the bits on the HDD manually using tweezers, tiny magnets and a big magnifying lens

Real men don't program. :laugh:

If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]

[swjam]

i gotta borrow this

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[Joan M]

OK, that's been amazing. 5! 5! and 5! :laugh:

[www.tamelectromecanica.com][www.tam.cat]

[Gary Wheeler]

I must confess it's not mine; I'm paraphrasing Anna-Jayne Metcalfe. I've always thought it was brilliant :laugh:.

Software Zen: delete this;

[GibbleCH]

Actually, we use butterflies.

[Nagy Vilmos]

*I* already have...

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[PIEBALDconsult]

Rather poorly I suspect.

[Anders Molin]

copy con program.exe

- Anders

[DaveAuld]

When Chuck Norris wants an omelette, he puts the whole chicken in a blender.

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