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  • A AspDotNetDev

    FYI to those thinking of clicking that link, it's NSFW... well, the topic is a bit adult at least. But I'll be revisiting it when I get home.

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    aspdotnetdev wrote:

    FYI to those thinking of clicking that link, it's NSFW... well, the topic is a bit adult at least

    Adult? Why woman center of gravity (that's point G, isn't it?) is not suitable for work? :)

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      aspdotnetdev wrote:

      FYI to those thinking of clicking that link, it's NSFW... well, the topic is a bit adult at least

      Adult? Why woman center of gravity (that's point G, isn't it?) is not suitable for work? :)

      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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      Obviously works in one of 'those' offices. :laugh:

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        Obviously works in one of 'those' offices. :laugh:

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        green2go wrote:

        works in one of 'those' offices

        Yeah, my manager doesn't believe in gravity.

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        • G green2go

          I read that post earlier, I spoke to the missus' and she insists I still must try. :(

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          Christian Graus
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          Don't complain, mine insists that I don't bother.

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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            I read that post earlier, I spoke to the missus' and she insists I still must try. :(

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            Its not the destination but the journey that matters. :)

            And above all things, never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. My belief is that in life people will take you at your own reckoning. --Isaac Asimov Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell

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              I read that post earlier, I spoke to the missus' and she insists I still must try. :(

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              Maybe she enjoyed the long searches? (hey, sounds like a dating site thing... "I enjoy long searches for certain spots")

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Well, it's official - we don't have to even pretend to try any more[^].

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                What's a 'G-Spot'?

                Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  Well, it's official - we don't have to even pretend to try any more[^].

                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                  No, it's they couldn't find it ;)

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                    What's a 'G-Spot'?

                    Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                    Between the F and H spots.

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                      Between the F and H spots.

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                      Between What? Man, I don't know anything. I'm going to bed.

                      Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                        Between the F and H spots.

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                        Trollslayer wrote:

                        Between the F and H spots.

                        Ummm... I can see what you were going for, but I instantly came up with a totally different explanation. H as in preparation H, and F as in, well, something not kid sister friendly.

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                          No, it's they couldn't find it ;)

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                          _Damian S_
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                          The difference between the G spot and a remote control? A bloke will spend hours searching for the remote control!!

                          I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                            The difference between the G spot and a remote control? A bloke will spend hours searching for the remote control!!

                            I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                            Christian Graus
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                            I heard a slightly different version, but the idea was the same.

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              No, it's they couldn't find it ;)

                              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                              I think the whole G-Spot thing is so typical of women. 'I have something on my body, but I have no idea where it is. I expect you to find it for me'.

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                I think the whole G-Spot thing is so typical of women. 'I have something on my body, but I have no idea where it is. I expect you to find it for me'.

                                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                AspDotNetDev
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                                Well, guys do have a better view. Not to mention it takes some focus to do the searching, and some focus to "confirm" it's been found, so best to split that focus between two people. ;)

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                                  Between What? Man, I don't know anything. I'm going to bed.

                                  Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                                  Rob Philpott wrote:

                                  I'm going to bed

                                  That's the perfect place to get your answers ;-)

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                                  • A AspDotNetDev

                                    FYI to those thinking of clicking that link, it's NSFW... well, the topic is a bit adult at least. But I'll be revisiting it when I get home.

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                                    aspdotnetdev wrote:

                                    NSFW

                                    Where the hell do you work? A monastry?

                                    me, me, me

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                                      green2go wrote:

                                      works in one of 'those' offices

                                      Yeah, my manager doesn't believe in gravity.

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                                      Then it must be one of those whose ideas rock... :rolleyes:

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                                        aspdotnetdev wrote:

                                        NSFW

                                        Where the hell do you work? A monastry?

                                        me, me, me

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                                        Makes one wonder if the tech staff at monestaries are required to be celibate.

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                                        • C Chris Austin

                                          Its not the destination but the journey that matters. :)

                                          And above all things, never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. My belief is that in life people will take you at your own reckoning. --Isaac Asimov Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell

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                                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                          The enjoyment may depend on the vehicle used for the journey. :)

                                          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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