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  • I Ian Shlasko

    Seriously... I find myself writing things like... rec.DerivPx = //**** it's cold! Except the real one was uncensored... Obviously I won't be checking that into source control...

    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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    Abhinav S
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    Ian Shlasko wrote:

    Obviously I won't be checking that into source control

    Don't. The maintenance guys will be very confused.

    Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
    Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...

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      Ian Shlasko wrote:

      Obviously I won't be checking that into source control

      Don't. The maintenance guys will be very confused.

      Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
      Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...

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      Ian Shlasko
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      Nah, I'm sure the maintenance guys (Me) will understand it perfectly. (I'm a solo developer... I run my own source control)

      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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        There's someone here who's booked out a meeting room for the entire day. She's not using it for a meeting, she turned the heating on and we pop in there throughout the day to warm up.

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        Ian Shlasko
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        Hmmmm... We have a conference room... Wonder if it's warm...

        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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        • I Ian Shlasko

          Ya know, I like the company I work for, but this office has some serious temperature problems... Some days it's way too hot, some days it's way too cold, and it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the outside temperature. Today, it's freezing in here... I'm sitting here in my coat... I'd put on my gloves if I could type with them... Trying to integrate a quantitative analysis engine into my software, and everything just seems to mysteriously slip out of my mind... I think Lewis Black said it best (Always a stand-up comic)... And I'm quoting from memory here, so not too accurate... "I know it's cold. You know how I know? Because I haven't been able to finish a sentence in my own head! I'm thinking, 'You know, I should really-- @#%*()^@# it's cold!!!'" Ok, it's not really THAT cold here... But it's cold enough that I can't concentrate on the code...

          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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          josda1000
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          It's the government's fault! lol jk It's actually not too bad here today. The funny thing is, it's always about 10 degrees warmer in here than outside... no matter what the temperature is outside. That pretty much just sucks lol

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          • I Ian Shlasko

            Ya know, I like the company I work for, but this office has some serious temperature problems... Some days it's way too hot, some days it's way too cold, and it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the outside temperature. Today, it's freezing in here... I'm sitting here in my coat... I'd put on my gloves if I could type with them... Trying to integrate a quantitative analysis engine into my software, and everything just seems to mysteriously slip out of my mind... I think Lewis Black said it best (Always a stand-up comic)... And I'm quoting from memory here, so not too accurate... "I know it's cold. You know how I know? Because I haven't been able to finish a sentence in my own head! I'm thinking, 'You know, I should really-- @#%*()^@# it's cold!!!'" Ok, it's not really THAT cold here... But it's cold enough that I can't concentrate on the code...

            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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            Nick Coombs
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            Go get one of those space heaters

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            • J josda1000

              It's the government's fault! lol jk It's actually not too bad here today. The funny thing is, it's always about 10 degrees warmer in here than outside... no matter what the temperature is outside. That pretty much just sucks lol

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              Ian Shlasko
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              Well at least you can predict how it's going to be... If it's freezing outside, bring a sweater... For me... It could be 90 outside and 50 inside, or 20 outside and 90 in here... Today it's about 36 outside and, I'm thinking 60-65 in here. Except now that enough of us complained to the building management, they're turning up the heat... So now I bet it's going to go up to 100 over the next couple hours.

              Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                Go get one of those space heaters

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                Ian Shlasko
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                I thought that's what computers were for... My feet are nice and warm :) That's it! I should hide under my desk next to the computer!

                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                • I Ian Shlasko

                  Ya know, I like the company I work for, but this office has some serious temperature problems... Some days it's way too hot, some days it's way too cold, and it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the outside temperature. Today, it's freezing in here... I'm sitting here in my coat... I'd put on my gloves if I could type with them... Trying to integrate a quantitative analysis engine into my software, and everything just seems to mysteriously slip out of my mind... I think Lewis Black said it best (Always a stand-up comic)... And I'm quoting from memory here, so not too accurate... "I know it's cold. You know how I know? Because I haven't been able to finish a sentence in my own head! I'm thinking, 'You know, I should really-- @#%*()^@# it's cold!!!'" Ok, it's not really THAT cold here... But it's cold enough that I can't concentrate on the code...

                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                  Do local labor laws specify a minimum office temperature before your employer is forced to send you home (with pay)?

                  3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                  • N Nick Coombs

                    Go get one of those space heaters

                    FolderTrack

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                    Corporal Agarn
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                    Have you seen the USB foot warmer? http://www.amazon.com/USB-Foot-Warmer-ChristmasTrees/dp/B002WMMQHE sorry could not get the link to work. :confused:

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                    • I Ian Shlasko

                      Ya know, I like the company I work for, but this office has some serious temperature problems... Some days it's way too hot, some days it's way too cold, and it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the outside temperature. Today, it's freezing in here... I'm sitting here in my coat... I'd put on my gloves if I could type with them... Trying to integrate a quantitative analysis engine into my software, and everything just seems to mysteriously slip out of my mind... I think Lewis Black said it best (Always a stand-up comic)... And I'm quoting from memory here, so not too accurate... "I know it's cold. You know how I know? Because I haven't been able to finish a sentence in my own head! I'm thinking, 'You know, I should really-- @#%*()^@# it's cold!!!'" Ok, it's not really THAT cold here... But it's cold enough that I can't concentrate on the code...

                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                      Single Step Debugger
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                      Ian Shlasko wrote:

                      Ok, it's not really THAT cold here... But it's cold enough that I can't concentrate on the code...

                      Are you a hundred percent sure that this is a temperature related phenomenon? I’m asking because I’m experiencing the same problem since Monday and the temperature here is perfect.

                      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      • D Dan Neely

                        Do local labor laws specify a minimum office temperature before your employer is forced to send you home (with pay)?

                        3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                        I wish laws here specified a maximum office temperature after which my employer is forced to send me home with pay.

                        Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                        • D Dan Neely

                          Do local labor laws specify a minimum office temperature before your employer is forced to send you home (with pay)?

                          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                          Single Step Debugger
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                          Dan Neely wrote:

                          your employer is forced to send you home (with pay)?

                          I think this rather will increase his boss temperature.

                          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                          • D Dan Neely

                            Do local labor laws specify a minimum office temperature before your employer is forced to send you home (with pay)?

                            3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                            Ian Shlasko
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                            Oh, I don't think it's below the minimum... It's just cold enough that I can't concentrate, which means I'm just wasting oxygen here.

                            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                              Ian Shlasko wrote:

                              Ok, it's not really THAT cold here... But it's cold enough that I can't concentrate on the code...

                              Are you a hundred percent sure that this is a temperature related phenomenon? I’m asking because I’m experiencing the same problem since Monday and the temperature here is perfect.

                              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

                              modified on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 12:09 PM

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                              Ian Shlasko
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                              I thought that too, so kept my mouth shut... Then one of the traders sitting near me started complaining about the cold, so I knew it wasn't me.

                              Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                                Ian Shlasko wrote:

                                Ok, it's not really THAT cold here... But it's cold enough that I can't concentrate on the code...

                                Are you a hundred percent sure that this is a temperature related phenomenon? I’m asking because I’m experiencing the same problem since Monday and the temperature here is perfect.

                                The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

                                modified on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 12:09 PM

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                                Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                Are you a hundred present sure

                                Yeah, who wouldn't love a hundred presents? :)

                                “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                                • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                  Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                  Are you a hundred present sure

                                  Yeah, who wouldn't love a hundred presents? :)

                                  “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                                  Ooops :) – typo fixed thanks.

                                  The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                  • I Ian Shlasko

                                    Ya know, I like the company I work for, but this office has some serious temperature problems... Some days it's way too hot, some days it's way too cold, and it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the outside temperature. Today, it's freezing in here... I'm sitting here in my coat... I'd put on my gloves if I could type with them... Trying to integrate a quantitative analysis engine into my software, and everything just seems to mysteriously slip out of my mind... I think Lewis Black said it best (Always a stand-up comic)... And I'm quoting from memory here, so not too accurate... "I know it's cold. You know how I know? Because I haven't been able to finish a sentence in my own head! I'm thinking, 'You know, I should really-- @#%*()^@# it's cold!!!'" Ok, it's not really THAT cold here... But it's cold enough that I can't concentrate on the code...

                                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                                    Steve Mayfield
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                                    Some days it's way too hot, some days it's way too cold You work for Goldilocks and the Three Bears [^]???

                                    Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                    • I Ian Shlasko

                                      Ya know, I like the company I work for, but this office has some serious temperature problems... Some days it's way too hot, some days it's way too cold, and it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the outside temperature. Today, it's freezing in here... I'm sitting here in my coat... I'd put on my gloves if I could type with them... Trying to integrate a quantitative analysis engine into my software, and everything just seems to mysteriously slip out of my mind... I think Lewis Black said it best (Always a stand-up comic)... And I'm quoting from memory here, so not too accurate... "I know it's cold. You know how I know? Because I haven't been able to finish a sentence in my own head! I'm thinking, 'You know, I should really-- @#%*()^@# it's cold!!!'" Ok, it's not really THAT cold here... But it's cold enough that I can't concentrate on the code...

                                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                                      Chris Meech
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                                      Good thing it's not ring 0 code you're writing. You could end up with a frozen kernel. :)

                                      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                        Some days it's way too hot, some days it's way too cold You work for Goldilocks and the Three Bears [^]???

                                        Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                        Ian Shlasko
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                                        Steve Mayfield wrote:

                                        You work for Goldilocks and the Three Bears

                                        It used to be that way... Then someone shot baby bear, and it's never "just right" anymore.

                                        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                                        • C Chris Meech

                                          Good thing it's not ring 0 code you're writing. You could end up with a frozen kernel. :)

                                          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                          Ian Shlasko
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                                          Nah, I'm writing financial software... I could end up with frozen assets :)

                                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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