The truth about Chuck Norris is out
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"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Not true, only somebody as awesome as Chuck Norris could have fathered Chuck Norris. As nobody is as awesome as Chuck Norris, it is obvious that Chuck Norris fathered Chuck Norris.
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Not true, only somebody as awesome as Chuck Norris could have fathered Chuck Norris. As nobody is as awesome as Chuck Norris, it is obvious that Chuck Norris fathered Chuck Norris.
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I knoooooooooooow!!!
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"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
He doesn't have a father (or a mother). He was born between a rock and a hard place, and he likes it there.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
He doesn't have a father (or a mother). He was born between a rock and a hard place, and he likes it there.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Then where did he come from...between a rock and hard place...he must have come from somewhere...unless Aliens laid an egg there...maybe that's why he is a rock hard fellah.... :laugh: Best regards, Tom. :-D
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Then where did he come from...between a rock and hard place...he must have come from somewhere...unless Aliens laid an egg there...maybe that's why he is a rock hard fellah.... :laugh: Best regards, Tom. :-D
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He gave birth to himself (or spontaneously existed) which begs the question... Which came first? Chuck Norris, or Chuck Norris?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
He gave birth to himself (or spontaneously existed) which begs the question... Which came first? Chuck Norris, or Chuck Norris?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001
