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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Is it just good ol hippy java kids who can't ask questions or are the other subjects suffering the same dross in the Q&A forum? I really want to be able to help and I get a warm fuzzy feeling from seeing an answer helping someone. But the f'in' questions that are appearing are allmost wothout exception: How to [Activity] How do I do [Activity] in java? Please help! All that's missing is sndcdzplz. Should I just answer CListCtrl?


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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    Keith Barrow
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    The C# Q&A is similarly effected. I vote down then answer with why I Univoted. That way it drops out of the "Unanswered" list as well.

    Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Is it just good ol hippy java kids who can't ask questions or are the other subjects suffering the same dross in the Q&A forum? I really want to be able to help and I get a warm fuzzy feeling from seeing an answer helping someone. But the f'in' questions that are appearing are allmost wothout exception: How to [Activity] How do I do [Activity] in java? Please help! All that's missing is sndcdzplz. Should I just answer CListCtrl?


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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      Lost User
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      Hi friends, I must [Activity] but can not use [the solution] (without an actual question, of course) Liquid Nitrogen?

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        Vote. Them. Down.

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        But they didn't care about that, because they create new id's in CP for every questions when they feel old one is in trouble or something like that.:cool:

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Corinna John wrote:

          Stupid/lazy people

          sndcdzplz - they get a politly worded FOAD.

          Corinna John wrote:

          fine people with bad English

          Try this I did:

          /// Blah
          void ValamitLenni(Object ezAz)
          {
          // mi a baj? nem tudom.
          }

          Works not! How i fix? - this one gets all the help I can give.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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          Ian Shlasko
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          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

          Try this I did:

          "Work, my code does not. Read my function and see, you will. Send code, you must! Greatly urgent, this homework is!" -- Yoda asking a question on CP :)

          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Is it just good ol hippy java kids who can't ask questions or are the other subjects suffering the same dross in the Q&A forum? I really want to be able to help and I get a warm fuzzy feeling from seeing an answer helping someone. But the f'in' questions that are appearing are allmost wothout exception: How to [Activity] How do I do [Activity] in java? Please help! All that's missing is sndcdzplz. Should I just answer CListCtrl?


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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            NormDroid
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            Just ignore them, helping them is just going to encourage them to bring the cost of IT rates down. ;)

            All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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            • K Keith Barrow

              The C# Q&A is similarly effected. I vote down then answer with why I Univoted. That way it drops out of the "Unanswered" list as well.

              Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              If the question is badly set-out, I'll give them the chance for more info. If it is skoolkid asking sndcdzplz, then I'll answer it off the list.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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              • I Ian Shlasko

                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                Try this I did:

                "Work, my code does not. Read my function and see, you will. Send code, you must! Greatly urgent, this homework is!" -- Yoda asking a question on CP :)

                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Ian Shlasko wrote:

                Work, my code does not. Read my function and see, you will. Send code, you must! Greatly urgent, this homework is!"

                "Of you scared I am" - Yoda responding to JSOP


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Is it just good ol hippy java kids who can't ask questions or are the other subjects suffering the same dross in the Q&A forum? I really want to be able to help and I get a warm fuzzy feeling from seeing an answer helping someone. But the f'in' questions that are appearing are allmost wothout exception: How to [Activity] How do I do [Activity] in java? Please help! All that's missing is sndcdzplz. Should I just answer CListCtrl?


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                  JustWorking
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                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                  Should I just answer CListCtrl

                  What is CListCtrl ;P

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                    Vote. Them. Down.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Voted You Up


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      If the question is badly set-out, I'll give them the chance for more info. If it is skoolkid asking sndcdzplz, then I'll answer it off the list.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                      Keith Barrow
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                      Me too , I only do the answer thing for "I don't know how to [insert easily googleable, yet untried, process here] Snd Codez Plz" Type posts. Bad English / formatting usually just gets a message asking them to clarify / tidy up. In that case I don't generally vote either.

                      Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        Ian Shlasko wrote:

                        Work, my code does not. Read my function and see, you will. Send code, you must! Greatly urgent, this homework is!"

                        "Of you scared I am" - Yoda responding to JSOP


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                        Ian Shlasko
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                        I should make a calculator that works in Yoda Notation.... It's kind of like Reverse Polish, but instead of [arg1][arg2][operator], it's [arg2][arg1][operator]. [I] [should make] [a calculator] becomes [a calculator] [I] [should make] Would get really confusing with anything but addition and multiplication...

                        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                        Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                        • T thatraja

                          But they didn't care about that, because they create new id's in CP for every questions when they feel old one is in trouble or something like that.:cool:

                          thatraja


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                          peterchen
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                          ...but simply to remove these questions from my view from the view of all other CPians. (having them greyed out / marked with a low score is enough for quick visual filtering. I don't insist on them being removed from view totally.) If they do care, the can at least ask for an explanation why it was voted down.

                          Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                          | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            Is it just good ol hippy java kids who can't ask questions or are the other subjects suffering the same dross in the Q&A forum? I really want to be able to help and I get a warm fuzzy feeling from seeing an answer helping someone. But the f'in' questions that are appearing are allmost wothout exception: How to [Activity] How do I do [Activity] in java? Please help! All that's missing is sndcdzplz. Should I just answer CListCtrl?


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                            Welcome to the fruits of offshore outsourcing.

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                            But no longer in 2009...

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                            • I Ian Shlasko

                              I should make a calculator that works in Yoda Notation.... It's kind of like Reverse Polish, but instead of [arg1][arg2][operator], it's [arg2][arg1][operator]. [I] [should make] [a calculator] becomes [a calculator] [I] [should make] Would get really confusing with anything but addition and multiplication...

                              Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                              Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Ian Shlasko wrote:

                              Yoda Notation

                              It's called Hungarian. The fun starts with anything more complicated than subject.verb.object in normal use. Who's happy? me I am happy How are you? Happy I am. What is blue? The car [blue is/is blue] What colour is the car? Blue is the car I suffer mind-melt everytime I speak it for more then 18.2 secods.


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                                Ian Shlasko wrote:

                                Yoda Notation

                                It's called Hungarian. The fun starts with anything more complicated than subject.verb.object in normal use. Who's happy? me I am happy How are you? Happy I am. What is blue? The car [blue is/is blue] What colour is the car? Blue is the car I suffer mind-melt everytime I speak it for more then 18.2 secods.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                Ian Shlasko
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                                Nah, that's not the same, though... Yoda wouldn't say "Blue is the car" or "The car blue is"... He'd say "Blue, the car is" Normal: "The car is blue" Reverse Polish: "The car blue is" Yoda: "Blue, the car is"

                                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  Ian Shlasko wrote:

                                  Yoda Notation

                                  It's called Hungarian. The fun starts with anything more complicated than subject.verb.object in normal use. Who's happy? me I am happy How are you? Happy I am. What is blue? The car [blue is/is blue] What colour is the car? Blue is the car I suffer mind-melt everytime I speak it for more then 18.2 secods.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                  Hungarian my friend an acquired tase is :)

                                  ........................ Life is too shor

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                                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                                    Is it just good ol hippy java kids who can't ask questions or are the other subjects suffering the same dross in the Q&A forum? I really want to be able to help and I get a warm fuzzy feeling from seeing an answer helping someone. But the f'in' questions that are appearing are allmost wothout exception: How to [Activity] How do I do [Activity] in java? Please help! All that's missing is sndcdzplz. Should I just answer CListCtrl?


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                    Ok, I have an image in Java, I want the user to draw shapes on top of the image and then I want the entire image to be rotated, then after finished I still want them to be able to undo the shape drawing. Quality must remain high for all operations and ... you must use Java 1.

                                    Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                                      Hungarian my friend an acquired tase is :)

                                      ........................ Life is too shor

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                                      Nagy Vilmos
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                                      Sami baj nekem, a felesegem magyar.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                      • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                                        Ok, I have an image in Java, I want the user to draw shapes on top of the image and then I want the entire image to be rotated, then after finished I still want them to be able to undo the shape drawing. Quality must remain high for all operations and ... you must use Java 1.

                                        Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        0. Try rentacoder 1. Liquid Nitrogen


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          0. Try rentacoder 1. Liquid Nitrogen


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                          Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                          I actually had to do it back before Java 2 which is why I had it on the top of my head. Such an annoying task but you wanted a question you could answer now get cracking everything but the speed part was relatively easy.

                                          Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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