Doubts on How to Answer Stoopid Questions
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If the question is badly set-out, I'll give them the chance for more info. If it is skoolkid asking sndcdzplz, then I'll answer it off the list.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
Me too , I only do the answer thing for "I don't know how to [insert easily googleable, yet untried, process here] Snd Codez Plz" Type posts. Bad English / formatting usually just gets a message asking them to clarify / tidy up. In that case I don't generally vote either.
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
Work, my code does not. Read my function and see, you will. Send code, you must! Greatly urgent, this homework is!"
"Of you scared I am" - Yoda responding to JSOP
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
I should make a calculator that works in Yoda Notation.... It's kind of like Reverse Polish, but instead of [arg1][arg2][operator], it's [arg2][arg1][operator]. [I] [should make] [a calculator] becomes [a calculator] [I] [should make] Would get really confusing with anything but addition and multiplication...
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But they didn't care about that, because they create new id's in CP for every questions when they feel old one is in trouble or something like that.:cool:
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...but simply to remove these questions from my view from the view of all other CPians. (having them greyed out / marked with a low score is enough for quick visual filtering. I don't insist on them being removed from view totally.) If they do care, the can at least ask for an explanation why it was voted down.
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Is it just good ol hippy java kids who can't ask questions or are the other subjects suffering the same dross in the Q&A forum? I really want to be able to help and I get a warm fuzzy feeling from seeing an answer helping someone. But the f'in' questions that are appearing are allmost wothout exception: How to [Activity] How do I do [Activity] in java? Please help! All that's missing is sndcdzplz. Should I just answer
CListCtrl?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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I should make a calculator that works in Yoda Notation.... It's kind of like Reverse Polish, but instead of [arg1][arg2][operator], it's [arg2][arg1][operator]. [I] [should make] [a calculator] becomes [a calculator] [I] [should make] Would get really confusing with anything but addition and multiplication...
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Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)Ian Shlasko wrote:
Yoda Notation
It's called Hungarian. The fun starts with anything more complicated than subject.verb.object in normal use. Who's happy? me I am happy How are you? Happy I am. What is blue? The car [blue is/is blue] What colour is the car? Blue is the car I suffer mind-melt everytime I speak it for more then 18.2 secods.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
Yoda Notation
It's called Hungarian. The fun starts with anything more complicated than subject.verb.object in normal use. Who's happy? me I am happy How are you? Happy I am. What is blue? The car [blue is/is blue] What colour is the car? Blue is the car I suffer mind-melt everytime I speak it for more then 18.2 secods.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
Nah, that's not the same, though... Yoda wouldn't say "Blue is the car" or "The car blue is"... He'd say "Blue, the car is" Normal: "The car is blue" Reverse Polish: "The car blue is" Yoda: "Blue, the car is"
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
Yoda Notation
It's called Hungarian. The fun starts with anything more complicated than subject.verb.object in normal use. Who's happy? me I am happy How are you? Happy I am. What is blue? The car [blue is/is blue] What colour is the car? Blue is the car I suffer mind-melt everytime I speak it for more then 18.2 secods.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Is it just good ol hippy java kids who can't ask questions or are the other subjects suffering the same dross in the Q&A forum? I really want to be able to help and I get a warm fuzzy feeling from seeing an answer helping someone. But the f'in' questions that are appearing are allmost wothout exception: How to [Activity] How do I do [Activity] in java? Please help! All that's missing is sndcdzplz. Should I just answer
CListCtrl?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
Ok, I have an image in Java, I want the user to draw shapes on top of the image and then I want the entire image to be rotated, then after finished I still want them to be able to undo the shape drawing. Quality must remain high for all operations and ... you must use Java 1.
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Sami baj nekem, a felesegem magyar.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Ok, I have an image in Java, I want the user to draw shapes on top of the image and then I want the entire image to be rotated, then after finished I still want them to be able to undo the shape drawing. Quality must remain high for all operations and ... you must use Java 1.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
0. Try rentacoder 1. Liquid Nitrogen
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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0. Try rentacoder 1. Liquid Nitrogen
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
I actually had to do it back before Java 2 which is why I had it on the top of my head. Such an annoying task but you wanted a question you could answer now get cracking everything but the speed part was relatively easy.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
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Welcome to the fruits of offshore outsourcing.
A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
2006, 2007, 2008
But no longer in 2009... -
Sami baj nekem, a felesegem magyar.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Probably, you can only use foreign for two consexutive posts. But I am not an ungari. British am I, this way always.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Probably, you can only use foreign for two consexutive posts. But I am not an ungari. British am I, this way always.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
Yoda Notation
It's called Hungarian. The fun starts with anything more complicated than subject.verb.object in normal use. Who's happy? me I am happy How are you? Happy I am. What is blue? The car [blue is/is blue] What colour is the car? Blue is the car I suffer mind-melt everytime I speak it for more then 18.2 secods.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
Maybe you need a better cooling system then. :)
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