Help!

Joe Woodbury

I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

Paul Watson

Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. Wow you did it*! Well done, now move onto Programming 102, just down the hall, to the left, past the mops and buckets and just after the boiler room. ;) * Well at least on my screen it says Hello World... *groan*

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Ray Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson

Simon Walton

Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. Open MS Word. Type, "Hello world" in a new document. Hit print. Get your monitor, and feed it through the printer instead of paper. You might have to alter the document size settings in your driver software first though.

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Brian Delahunty

Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. ok.. just go here[^] and ask the question again.. People will answer your question in a matter of minutes. I presume you want this in C/C++ or something like that. Just remember that the Lounge is not for programming questions. You need to ask them in one of the programming forums. Regards, Brian Dela :-)

Ray Cassick

"I know I'm not supposed to rob banks but... Stick 'em up!" :-D

James Spibey

I'm not sure you could fit a monitor into a laser printer. Maybe a flat screen LCD.... You know this is the wrong place to ask and yet you still do. What do you expect Cheers James

Brian Delahunty

Simon Walton wrote: Open MS Word. Type, "Hello world" in a new document. Hit print. Get your monitor, and feed it through the printer instead of paper. You might have to alter the document size settings in your driver software first though. ROTFLMAO... Brillaint Simon.. :laugh::laugh: Regards, Brian Dela :-)

Navin

The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Lost User

Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. Take a magic marker and......... ;P Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

Atlantys

LOL! :-D

Jon Sagara

I believe my English friends would call this "taking the piss." ;P Jon Sagara The world is my burrito.

Joe Woodbury

I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)

Paul Watson

Joe Woodbury wrote: I hope everyone realizes that this was satire Oh for goodness sake! We helped you with the Hello World thing because we are programmers, but we most certainly are not going to help you with your English mid term paper on subtle satire... Oh wait... doh... ;P

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Ray Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson

Brian Delahunty

Joe Woodbury wrote: I hope everyone realizes that this was satire And i had tried to be nice in my response.... never again! Regards, Brian Dela :-)

Lost User

You say that now ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

l a u r e n

no no no no this is a common mistake i see very often this is a PROGRAMMERS website!! so ... open vi and type "hello world!" then follow the rest of simons instructions :laugh:

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Roger Wright

Navin wrote: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

Roger Wright

No problem: 10 DIM A$[11] 20 A$ = "Hello World" 30 PRINT A$ 40 GOTO 30 90 END >RUN "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

Joao Vaz

lauren wrote: open vi and type "hello world!" No, no, vi only on Unix. Vim is THE editor on Windows ;P Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

dabs

Well this[^] is always a classic :-)

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