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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. ok.. just go here[^] and ask the question again.. People will answer your question in a matter of minutes. I presume you want this in C/C++ or something like that. Just remember that the Lounge is not for programming questions. You need to ask them in one of the programming forums. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
"I know I'm not supposed to rob banks but... Stick 'em up!" :-D
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
I'm not sure you could fit a monitor into a laser printer. Maybe a flat screen LCD.... You know this is the wrong place to ask and yet you still do. What do you expect Cheers James
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Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. Open MS Word. Type, "Hello world" in a new document. Hit print. Get your monitor, and feed it through the printer instead of paper. You might have to alter the document size settings in your driver software first though.
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Simon Walton wrote: Open MS Word. Type, "Hello world" in a new document. Hit print. Get your monitor, and feed it through the printer instead of paper. You might have to alter the document size settings in your driver software first though. ROTFLMAO... Brillaint Simon.. :laugh::laugh: Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. Take a magic marker and......... ;P Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
I believe my English friends would call this "taking the piss." ;P Jon Sagara The world is my burrito.
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)
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I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)
Joe Woodbury wrote: I hope everyone realizes that this was satire Oh for goodness sake! We helped you with the Hello World thing because we are programmers, but we most certainly are not going to help you with your English mid term paper on subtle satire... Oh wait... doh... ;P
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I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)
Joe Woodbury wrote: I hope everyone realizes that this was satire And i had tried to be nice in my response.... never again! Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)
You say that now ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. Open MS Word. Type, "Hello world" in a new document. Hit print. Get your monitor, and feed it through the printer instead of paper. You might have to alter the document size settings in your driver software first though.
qwote undur construktshun!?!!
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The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Navin wrote: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
No problem: 10 DIM A$[11] 20 A$ = "Hello World" 30 PRINT A$ 40 GOTO 30 90 END >RUN "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager
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lauren wrote: open vi and type "hello world!" No, no, vi only on Unix. Vim is THE editor on Windows ;P Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
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Navin wrote: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager
Roger Wright wrote: That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. You are right, but according to this week's poll, many people are afraid of using third-party components in their code, so this may not be a viable solution. ;P Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
This bug is efficiently squashed with Tippex ;P
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)
And you tell me this after I wrote off my monitor and printer trying out Simon's suggestion?!? ;P
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty