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Paul Watson

Joe Woodbury wrote: I hope everyone realizes that this was satire Oh for goodness sake! We helped you with the Hello World thing because we are programmers, but we most certainly are not going to help you with your English mid term paper on subtle satire... Oh wait... doh... ;P

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Ray Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson

Brian Delahunty

Joe Woodbury wrote: I hope everyone realizes that this was satire And i had tried to be nice in my response.... never again! Regards, Brian Dela :-)

Lost User

You say that now ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

l a u r e n

no no no no this is a common mistake i see very often this is a PROGRAMMERS website!! so ... open vi and type "hello world!" then follow the rest of simons instructions :laugh:

"even if my world is weird it's my world"
biz stuff about me

Roger Wright

Navin wrote: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

Roger Wright

No problem: 10 DIM A$[11] 20 A$ = "Hello World" 30 PRINT A$ 40 GOTO 30 90 END >RUN "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

Joao Vaz

lauren wrote: open vi and type "hello world!" No, no, vi only on Unix. Vim is THE editor on Windows ;P Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

dabs

Well this[^] is always a classic :-)

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beierhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Navin

Roger Wright wrote: That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. You are right, but according to this week's poll, many people are afraid of using third-party components in their code, so this may not be a viable solution. ;P Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Megan Forbes

This bug is efficiently squashed with Tippex ;P

I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty

Megan Forbes

And you tell me this after I wrote off my monitor and printer trying out Simon's suggestion?!? ;P

I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty

Jeremy Falcon

Joao Vaz wrote: No, no, vi only on Unix. Ahem, *cough* *cough* ... WinVI[^] :cool: Jeremy Falcon Imputek "Oh no there was a knife in that kitchen drawer and I cut myself - please remove the kitchen." - David Wulff

Barry Lapthorn

Use a big pen ;) B.

Bruce Duncan

Type (copy/paste doesn't seem to work so well) the following into a command prompt window :

debug
a
MOV AH,09
MOV DX,0109
INT 21
INT 20
DB 'Hello World!$'

RCX
16
n hello.com
w
q
hello.com
del hello.com

You should get following output :

C:\>debug
-a
0B01:0100 MOV AH,09
0B01:0102 MOV DX,0109
0B01:0105 INT 21
0B01:0107 INT 20
0B01:0109 DB 'Hello World!$'
0B01:0116
-RCX
CX 0000
:16
-n hello.com
-w
Writing 00016 bytes
-q

C:\>hello.com
Hello World!
C:\>del hello.com

;P

Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
I can levitate birds...

Sean Cull

What about NTEmacs??? :) -Sean

Bruce Duncan

Aaw crap, there should be a carriage return between DB 'Hello World!$' and RCX Why does <pre> seem to ignore extra carriage returns ? :confused:

Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
I can levitate birds...

LongRange Shooter

:-O:-O:-O:-O Create a Windows Application Project Drop a textbox on the form Type Hello World on it. Run Project

Lost User

How about... v < >0#v # "Hello, World!" # v#0 < >v # >v ,: ,: ^_25*,^ ^_25*,^ J

Joao Vaz

Vim is Vi improved and it rocks and it runs on Windows :-) btw , I'll analyse WinVi. :-D Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

Richard Stringer

A way I have found to be almost fool proof is white fingernail polish and a small brush. You can freehand or use a stencil. It looks better if you center the words but take your pick. Richard When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to better world, I am moved to lead a different life. Mark Twain- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar