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The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
This bug is efficiently squashed with Tippex ;P
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)
And you tell me this after I wrote off my monitor and printer trying out Simon's suggestion?!? ;P
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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lauren wrote: open vi and type "hello world!" No, no, vi only on Unix. Vim is THE editor on Windows ;P Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
Use a big pen ;) B.
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
Type (copy/paste doesn't seem to work so well) the following into a command prompt window :
debug
a
MOV AH,09
MOV DX,0109
INT 21
INT 20
DB 'Hello World!$'RCX
16
n hello.com
w
q
hello.com
del hello.comYou should get following output :
C:\>debug
-a
0B01:0100 MOV AH,09
0B01:0102 MOV DX,0109
0B01:0105 INT 21
0B01:0107 INT 20
0B01:0109 DB 'Hello World!$'
0B01:0116
-RCX
CX 0000
:16
-n hello.com
-w
Writing 00016 bytes
-qC:\>hello.com
Hello World!
C:\>del hello.com;P
Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
I can levitate birds... -
lauren wrote: open vi and type "hello world!" No, no, vi only on Unix. Vim is THE editor on Windows ;P Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9
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Type (copy/paste doesn't seem to work so well) the following into a command prompt window :
debug
a
MOV AH,09
MOV DX,0109
INT 21
INT 20
DB 'Hello World!$'RCX
16
n hello.com
w
q
hello.com
del hello.comYou should get following output :
C:\>debug
-a
0B01:0100 MOV AH,09
0B01:0102 MOV DX,0109
0B01:0105 INT 21
0B01:0107 INT 20
0B01:0109 DB 'Hello World!$'
0B01:0116
-RCX
CX 0000
:16
-n hello.com
-w
Writing 00016 bytes
-qC:\>hello.com
Hello World!
C:\>del hello.com;P
Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
I can levitate birds...Aaw crap, there should be a carriage return between
DB 'Hello World!$'andRCXWhy does <pre> seem to ignore extra carriage returns ? :confused:Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
:-O:-O:-O:-O Create a Windows Application Project Drop a textbox on the form Type Hello World on it. Run Project
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
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Vim is Vi improved and it rocks and it runs on Windows :-) btw , I'll analyse WinVi. :-D Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9
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I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.
A way I have found to be almost fool proof is white fingernail polish and a small brush. You can freehand or use a stencil. It looks better if you center the words but take your pick. Richard When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to better world, I am moved to lead a different life. Mark Twain- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
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:laugh: A classic, indeed! The evolution of code bloat in a nutshell. We really should quit paying these guys by the line... "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager
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Aaw crap, there should be a carriage return between
DB 'Hello World!$'andRCXWhy does <pre> seem to ignore extra carriage returns ? :confused:Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
I can levitate birds...Bruce Duncan wrote: Why does <pre> seem to ignore extra carriage returns ? I don't know why, to fix it you can put a space on the blank line.
line 1
line 2
;)
James Sig code stolen from David Wulff
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Bruce Duncan wrote: Why does <pre> seem to ignore extra carriage returns ? I don't know why, to fix it you can put a space on the blank line.
line 1
line 2
;)
James Sig code stolen from David Wulff
Doh, ok, why didn't I think of that :-O
Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
I can levitate birds...