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[Brian Delahunty]

Joe Woodbury wrote: I hope everyone realizes that this was satire And i had tried to be nice in my response.... never again! Regards, Brian Dela :-)

[Lost User]

You say that now ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

[l a u r e n]

no no no no this is a common mistake i see very often this is a PROGRAMMERS website!! so ... open vi and type "hello world!" then follow the rest of simons instructions :laugh:

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[Roger Wright]

Navin wrote: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

[Roger Wright]

No problem: 10 DIM A$[11] 20 A$ = "Hello World" 30 PRINT A$ 40 GOTO 30 90 END >RUN "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

[Joao Vaz]

lauren wrote: open vi and type "hello world!" No, no, vi only on Unix. Vim is THE editor on Windows ;P Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

[dabs]

Well this[^] is always a classic :-)

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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beierhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[Navin]

Roger Wright wrote: That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. You are right, but according to this week's poll, many people are afraid of using third-party components in their code, so this may not be a viable solution. ;P Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[Megan Forbes]

This bug is efficiently squashed with Tippex ;P

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I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty

[Megan Forbes]

And you tell me this after I wrote off my monitor and printer trying out Simon's suggestion?!? ;P

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I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty

[Jeremy Falcon]

Joao Vaz wrote: No, no, vi only on Unix. Ahem, *cough* *cough* ... WinVI[^] :cool: Jeremy Falcon Imputek "Oh no there was a knife in that kitchen drawer and I cut myself - please remove the kitchen." - David Wulff

[Barry Lapthorn]

Use a big pen ;) B.

[Bruce Duncan]

Type (copy/paste doesn't seem to work so well) the following into a command prompt window :

debug
a
MOV AH,09
MOV DX,0109
INT 21
INT 20
DB 'Hello World!$'

RCX
16
n hello.com
w
q
hello.com
del hello.com

You should get following output :

C:\>debug
-a
0B01:0100 MOV AH,09
0B01:0102 MOV DX,0109
0B01:0105 INT 21
0B01:0107 INT 20
0B01:0109 DB 'Hello World!$'
0B01:0116
-RCX
CX 0000
:16
-n hello.com
-w
Writing 00016 bytes
-q

C:\>hello.com
Hello World!
C:\>del hello.com

;P

Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
I can levitate birds...

[Sean Cull]

What about NTEmacs??? :) -Sean

[Bruce Duncan]

Aaw crap, there should be a carriage return between DB 'Hello World!$' and RCX Why does <pre> seem to ignore extra carriage returns ? :confused:

Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
I can levitate birds...

[LongRange Shooter]

:-O:-O:-O:-O Create a Windows Application Project Drop a textbox on the form Type Hello World on it. Run Project

[Lost User]

How about... v < >0#v # "Hello, World!" # v#0 < >v # >v ,: ,: ^_25*,^ ^_25*,^ J

[Joao Vaz]

Vim is Vi improved and it rocks and it runs on Windows :-) btw , I'll analyse WinVi. :-D Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

[Richard Stringer]

A way I have found to be almost fool proof is white fingernail polish and a small brush. You can freehand or use a stencil. It looks better if you center the words but take your pick. Richard When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to better world, I am moved to lead a different life. Mark Twain- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

[Roger Wright]

:laugh: A classic, indeed! The evolution of code bloat in a nutshell. We really should quit paying these guys by the line... "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager