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  • J Joe Woodbury

    I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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    James Spibey
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    I'm not sure you could fit a monitor into a laser printer. Maybe a flat screen LCD.... You know this is the wrong place to ask and yet you still do. What do you expect Cheers James

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      Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. Open MS Word. Type, "Hello world" in a new document. Hit print. Get your monitor, and feed it through the printer instead of paper. You might have to alter the document size settings in your driver software first though.

      qwote undur construktshun!?!!

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      Brian Delahunty
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      Simon Walton wrote: Open MS Word. Type, "Hello world" in a new document. Hit print. Get your monitor, and feed it through the printer instead of paper. You might have to alter the document size settings in your driver software first though. ROTFLMAO... Brillaint Simon.. :laugh::laugh: Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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      • J Joe Woodbury

        I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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        Navin
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        The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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        • J Joe Woodbury

          I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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          Lost User
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          Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. Take a magic marker and......... ;P Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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          • N Navin

            The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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            Atlantys
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            LOL! :-D

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            • J Joe Woodbury

              I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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              Jon Sagara
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              I believe my English friends would call this "taking the piss." ;P Jon Sagara The world is my burrito.

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              • J Joe Woodbury

                I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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                Joe Woodbury
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                I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)

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                • J Joe Woodbury

                  I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)

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                  Paul Watson
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                  Joe Woodbury wrote: I hope everyone realizes that this was satire Oh for goodness sake! We helped you with the Hello World thing because we are programmers, but we most certainly are not going to help you with your English mid term paper on subtle satire... Oh wait... doh... ;P

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                  • J Joe Woodbury

                    I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)

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                    Brian Delahunty
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                    Joe Woodbury wrote: I hope everyone realizes that this was satire And i had tried to be nice in my response.... never again! Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                    • J Joe Woodbury

                      I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)

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                      Lost User
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                      You say that now ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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                      • S Simon Walton

                        Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. Open MS Word. Type, "Hello world" in a new document. Hit print. Get your monitor, and feed it through the printer instead of paper. You might have to alter the document size settings in your driver software first though.

                        qwote undur construktshun!?!!

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                        l a u r e n
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                        no no no no this is a common mistake i see very often this is a PROGRAMMERS website!! so ... open vi and type "hello world!" then follow the rest of simons instructions :laugh:


                        "even if my world is weird it's my world"
                        biz stuff   about me

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                        • N Navin

                          The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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                          Roger Wright
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                          Navin wrote: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

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                          • J Joe Woodbury

                            I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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                            Roger Wright
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                            No problem: 10 DIM A$[11] 20 A$ = "Hello World" 30 PRINT A$ 40 GOTO 30 90 END >RUN "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

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                              no no no no this is a common mistake i see very often this is a PROGRAMMERS website!! so ... open vi and type "hello world!" then follow the rest of simons instructions :laugh:


                              "even if my world is weird it's my world"
                              biz stuff   about me

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                              Joao Vaz
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                              lauren wrote: open vi and type "hello world!" No, no, vi only on Unix. Vim is THE editor on Windows ;P Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

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                              • J Joe Woodbury

                                I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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                                dabs
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                                Well this[^] is always a classic :-)


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                                  Navin wrote: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

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                                  Navin
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                                  Roger Wright wrote: That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. You are right, but according to this week's poll, many people are afraid of using third-party components in their code, so this may not be a viable solution. ;P Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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                                    The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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                                    Megan Forbes
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                                    This bug is efficiently squashed with Tippex ;P


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                                    • J Joe Woodbury

                                      I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)

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                                      Megan Forbes
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                                      And you tell me this after I wrote off my monitor and printer trying out Simon's suggestion?!? ;P


                                      I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty

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                                      • J Joao Vaz

                                        lauren wrote: open vi and type "hello world!" No, no, vi only on Unix. Vim is THE editor on Windows ;P Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

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                                        Jeremy Falcon
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                                        Joao Vaz wrote: No, no, vi only on Unix. Ahem, *cough* *cough* ... WinVI[^] :cool: Jeremy Falcon Imputek "Oh no there was a knife in that kitchen drawer and I cut myself - please remove the kitchen." - David Wulff

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                                        • J Joe Woodbury

                                          I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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                                          Barry Lapthorn
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                                          Use a big pen ;) B.

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