What to do when you're sitting next to an annoying passenger on a plane
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is great. Except it'll surely land you in a big load of trouble, and how do you get Internet on an airplane anyways? I mean, I fly Southwest! Marc
Marc Clifton wrote:
I fly Southwest!
Then you're flying in the wrong direction. The internet only flows NorthEast ;P
I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt
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1-Take your laptop out of your briefcase 2-Open the laptop slowly and calmly; 3-Switch it on; 4-Make sure the passenger is looking at it; 5-Get on to the internet 6-Close your eyes for a moment, open them again and look up to the sky; 7-Breathe in deeply and open this[^] site 8- and watch the expression on their face.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
This would be a nice way to end the flight early, I think.
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If I have my Garmin 695 with me I can take it out and put it in simulation mode making it appear that we are actually flying way, way, off course, People believe what they see.
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Dear God, when those things first came out, I got one with a rental car and *somehow* I put it in simulate mode, oh was that ever fun. There was no mention of the simulation on the runtime display and for the first part of my trip it seemed pretty accurate. That is until after the first stop light, things then got ugly very quickly (way, way off course)...The wife still brings it up :(( :laugh: :(( .
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Nice! How about this: type "offended" in the address bar of FireFox, hit enter, scroll down the page Probably less likely to get you into trouble
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1-Take your laptop out of your briefcase 2-Open the laptop slowly and calmly; 3-Switch it on; 4-Make sure the passenger is looking at it; 5-Get on to the internet 6-Close your eyes for a moment, open them again and look up to the sky; 7-Breathe in deeply and open this[^] site 8- and watch the expression on their face.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Dear God, when those things first came out, I got one with a rental car and *somehow* I put it in simulate mode, oh was that ever fun. There was no mention of the simulation on the runtime display and for the first part of my trip it seemed pretty accurate. That is until after the first stop light, things then got ugly very quickly (way, way off course)...The wife still brings it up :(( :laugh: :(( .
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jeron1 wrote:
The wife still brings it up
Man, that figures. They bitch if you don't ask for directions; they bitch if you follow directions... ;) :-D
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is great. Except it'll surely land you in a big load of trouble, and how do you get Internet on an airplane anyways? I mean, I fly Southwest! Marc
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I tried what you suggested. Where can I get some bleach strong enough to get those images out of my brain and eyes?
OSDev :)
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This would be a nice way to end the flight early, I think.
Better than the alternative.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is great. Except it'll surely land you in a big load of trouble, and how do you get Internet on an airplane anyways? I mean, I fly Southwest! Marc
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jeron1 wrote:
The wife still brings it up
Man, that figures. They bitch if you don't ask for directions; they bitch if you follow directions... ;) :-D
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LunaticFringe wrote:
They bitch if you don't ask for directions; they bitch if you follow directions...
Man, how many wives do you have? Do they all know each other? :omg: :wtf:
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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1-Take your laptop out of your briefcase 2-Open the laptop slowly and calmly; 3-Switch it on; 4-Make sure the passenger is looking at it; 5-Get on to the internet 6-Close your eyes for a moment, open them again and look up to the sky; 7-Breathe in deeply and open this[^] site 8- and watch the expression on their face.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
My favorite solution is to ask him how much he paid for his seat, then tell him you paid (mention a sum about 1/2 what he paid). Guaranteed he'll shut up after that.