Bad Joke of the Day
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That's pretty funny.
me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven
The funniest part for me, was I laughed when my girlfriend told it to me? :omg:
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Immigrants are like sperm... Millions get in, but only one works! :-D
I am the son and grandson of immigrants who worked damned hard to make a life in the US. You will understand why I don't find your "joke" very funny.
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I am the son and grandson of immigrants who worked damned hard to make a life in the US. You will understand why I don't find your "joke" very funny.
Hence why posted as a JOKE, & in the Soapbox. If we all considered EVERYTHING that everyone else may find offensive, then we would all be mutes! You live in a country of free speech, appreciate it!!!
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I am the son and grandson of immigrants who worked damned hard to make a life in the US. You will understand why I don't find your "joke" very funny.
Hey, most of the people in the US are descended from immigrants of some type or another... But if you can't laugh at yourself, how do you expect to enjoy life?
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Hey, most of the people in the US are descended from immigrants of some type or another... But if you can't laugh at yourself, how do you expect to enjoy life?
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Exactly, I live in the UK but have Nordic roots!!! (I'm a 6'5" blonde bimbo dickhead!!!) :-D
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Exactly, I live in the UK but have Nordic roots!!! (I'm a 6'5" blonde bimbo dickhead!!!) :-D
Heh... My ancestors are from all over eastern and western Europe... I've got at least five nationalities and several religions in there somewhere... I'm a mutt :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Hey, most of the people in the US are descended from immigrants of some type or another... But if you can't laugh at yourself, how do you expect to enjoy life?
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
Hey, most of the people in the US are descended from immigrants of some type or another...
But you were the superior... You know, I just can't bring myself to repeat that BS from the backroom. And I wasn't from immigrants. My grandparents were in Puerto Rico (Then belonging to Spain) when the US got it in the war. They were turned into citizens without any immigration process. (Unless you consider war a process)
Ian Shlasko wrote:
But if you can't laugh at yourself, how do you expect to enjoy life?
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If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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Hey, most of the people in the US are descended from immigrants of some type or another... But if you can't laugh at yourself, how do you expect to enjoy life?
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Heh... My ancestors are from all over eastern and western Europe... I've got at least five nationalities and several religions in there somewhere... I'm a mutt :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
I've got at least five nationalities and several religions in there somewhere...
Ever you have an irresistible urge to convert or conquer yourself? "Repent me!" I think the worst would be Germanic and French ancestry. Always surrending to yourself would suck.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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Immigrants are like sperm... Millions get in, but only one works! :-D
But... that's not quite right... a whole bunch of them work together on one job.
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Hence why posted as a JOKE, & in the Soapbox. If we all considered EVERYTHING that everyone else may find offensive, then we would all be mutes! You live in a country of free speech, appreciate it!!!
I know it was not meant in any malicious way. It's just that with several recent laws in Arizona and a candidate for governor in Alabama making xenophobia a central plank in his platform, I'm a little touchy about the subject.
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I know it was not meant in any malicious way. It's just that with several recent laws in Arizona and a candidate for governor in Alabama making xenophobia a central plank in his platform, I'm a little touchy about the subject.
Possibly understandable, but why take that out on me? Let it just go... We all have our crosses to bear!
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But... that's not quite right... a whole bunch of them work together on one job.
Not sure I to interpret that.... :-D I almost bite there!!! ;P
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Not sure I to interpret that.... :-D I almost bite there!!! ;P
Well, you get a whole family running one convenience store or a bunch of guys doing your yardwork.
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
I've got at least five nationalities and several religions in there somewhere...
Ever you have an irresistible urge to convert or conquer yourself? "Repent me!" I think the worst would be Germanic and French ancestry. Always surrending to yourself would suck.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
Haha... Nah, no French, though I am part German... The family history is a little fuzzy, but I think I have Russian, German, Polish, Italian, and Hungarian in there... So I have Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, a bunch of Polack jokes, and... uh... the only funny thing I can think of for Hungry is that it used to encompass Transylvania, making me part Vampire.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Ian Shlasko wrote:
Hey, most of the people in the US are descended from immigrants of some type or another...
But you were the superior... You know, I just can't bring myself to repeat that BS from the backroom. And I wasn't from immigrants. My grandparents were in Puerto Rico (Then belonging to Spain) when the US got it in the war. They were turned into citizens without any immigration process. (Unless you consider war a process)
Ian Shlasko wrote:
But if you can't laugh at yourself, how do you expect to enjoy life?
Video games
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
I like the Dennis Miller quote (Paraphrasing from memory)... "From day one, the people who came here by boat have looked down their noses at the people who came here on foot. And they, in turn, did their best to assimilate into our society, so they could look down on the next generation of immigrants."
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
almost everyone is a descendant of someone who immigrated at one point - we don't still live in Africa do we
Yep, but just try to apply science to politics... The two concepts are perpendicular.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
I know it was not meant in any malicious way. It's just that with several recent laws in Arizona and a candidate for governor in Alabama making xenophobia a central plank in his platform, I'm a little touchy about the subject.
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Haha... Nah, no French, though I am part German... The family history is a little fuzzy, but I think I have Russian, German, Polish, Italian, and Hungarian in there... So I have Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, a bunch of Polack jokes, and... uh... the only funny thing I can think of for Hungry is that it used to encompass Transylvania, making me part Vampire.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
making me part Vampire
White & pasty, afraid of sunlight? You were destined to be a coder!!! :-D
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I am the son and grandson of immigrants who worked damned hard to make a life in the US. You will understand why I don't find your "joke" very funny.