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  • A Alan Beasley

    Hence why posted as a JOKE, & in the Soapbox. If we all considered EVERYTHING that everyone else may find offensive, then we would all be mutes! You live in a country of free speech, appreciate it!!!

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    Gregory Gadow
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    I know it was not meant in any malicious way. It's just that with several recent laws in Arizona and a candidate for governor in Alabama making xenophobia a central plank in his platform, I'm a little touchy about the subject.

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    • G Gregory Gadow

      I know it was not meant in any malicious way. It's just that with several recent laws in Arizona and a candidate for governor in Alabama making xenophobia a central plank in his platform, I'm a little touchy about the subject.

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      Alan Beasley
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      Possibly understandable, but why take that out on me? Let it just go... We all have our crosses to bear!

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      • P PIEBALDconsult

        But... that's not quite right... a whole bunch of them work together on one job.

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        Alan Beasley
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        Not sure I to interpret that.... :-D I almost bite there!!! ;P

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        • A Alan Beasley

          Not sure I to interpret that.... :-D I almost bite there!!! ;P

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Well, you get a whole family running one convenience store or a bunch of guys doing your yardwork.

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          • R ragnaroknrol

            Ian Shlasko wrote:

            I've got at least five nationalities and several religions in there somewhere...

            Ever you have an irresistible urge to convert or conquer yourself? "Repent me!" I think the worst would be Germanic and French ancestry. Always surrending to yourself would suck.

            If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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            Ian Shlasko
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            Haha... Nah, no French, though I am part German... The family history is a little fuzzy, but I think I have Russian, German, Polish, Italian, and Hungarian in there... So I have Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, a bunch of Polack jokes, and... uh... the only funny thing I can think of for Hungry is that it used to encompass Transylvania, making me part Vampire.

            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
            Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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            • R ragnaroknrol

              Ian Shlasko wrote:

              Hey, most of the people in the US are descended from immigrants of some type or another...

              But you were the superior... You know, I just can't bring myself to repeat that BS from the backroom. And I wasn't from immigrants. My grandparents were in Puerto Rico (Then belonging to Spain) when the US got it in the war. They were turned into citizens without any immigration process. (Unless you consider war a process)

              Ian Shlasko wrote:

              But if you can't laugh at yourself, how do you expect to enjoy life?

              Video games

              If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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              Ian Shlasko
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              I like the Dennis Miller quote (Paraphrasing from memory)... "From day one, the people who came here by boat have looked down their noses at the people who came here on foot. And they, in turn, did their best to assimilate into our society, so they could look down on the next generation of immigrants."

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              • L Lost User

                almost everyone is a descendant of someone who immigrated at one point - we don't still live in Africa do we

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                Ian Shlasko
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                Yep, but just try to apply science to politics... The two concepts are perpendicular.

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                • G Gregory Gadow

                  I know it was not meant in any malicious way. It's just that with several recent laws in Arizona and a candidate for governor in Alabama making xenophobia a central plank in his platform, I'm a little touchy about the subject.

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                  kmg365
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                  Gregory.Gadow wrote:

                  It's just that with several recent laws in Arizona

                  They need to respect our laws. The need to respect our culture. They need to go home. click.[^] We need to adopt Mexico's immigration laws, then things will get interesting.

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                  • I Ian Shlasko

                    Haha... Nah, no French, though I am part German... The family history is a little fuzzy, but I think I have Russian, German, Polish, Italian, and Hungarian in there... So I have Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, a bunch of Polack jokes, and... uh... the only funny thing I can think of for Hungry is that it used to encompass Transylvania, making me part Vampire.

                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                    Alan Beasley
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                    Ian Shlasko wrote:

                    making me part Vampire

                    White & pasty, afraid of sunlight? You were destined to be a coder!!! :-D

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                    • G Gregory Gadow

                      I am the son and grandson of immigrants who worked damned hard to make a life in the US. You will understand why I don't find your "joke" very funny.

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                      Ray Cassick
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                      Um, unless you are a descendant of an American Indian, or a slave brought here against their will, just about everyone here falls into that category.


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                      • G Gregory Gadow

                        I am the son and grandson of immigrants who worked damned hard to make a life in the US. You will understand why I don't find your "joke" very funny.

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                        Dr Walt Fair PE
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                        Gregory.Gadow wrote:

                        I am the son and grandson of immigrants who worked damned hard to make a life in the US.

                        So am I, and my wife and a son-in-law are first generation immigrants. But we seem to have inherited a sense of humor. My condolences on yours ...

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                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                        • A Alan Beasley

                          Ian Shlasko wrote:

                          making me part Vampire

                          White & pasty, afraid of sunlight? You were destined to be a coder!!! :-D

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                          Ian Shlasko
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                          I have this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/7029/[^] :)

                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                          • K kmg365

                            Gregory.Gadow wrote:

                            It's just that with several recent laws in Arizona

                            They need to respect our laws. The need to respect our culture. They need to go home. click.[^] We need to adopt Mexico's immigration laws, then things will get interesting.

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                            Gregory Gadow
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                            Most of the people already being targeted in Arizona -- even before the law officially goes into effect -- are legal citizens and the children of several generations of legal citizens. The people who wrote these laws have stated clearly that the real reason they were written is racism and xenophobia, not immigration.

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                            • I Ian Shlasko

                              I have this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/7029/[^] :)

                              Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                              Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                              Alan Beasley
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                              Excellent! Aimed at the "code butcher" & ginger market I presume!!! :-D

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                              • R Ray Cassick

                                Um, unless you are a descendant of an American Indian, or a slave brought here against their will, just about everyone here falls into that category.


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                                Gregory Gadow
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                                So which of your ancestors was the one in millions who did any work?

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                                • A Alan Beasley

                                  Excellent! Aimed at the "code butcher" & ginger market I presume!!! :-D

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                                  Ian Shlasko
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                                  Actually, I just like to wear it in the most ridiculous possible situations... That's great for a lot of shirts... Going to the beach, or walking in the park on a sunny day: "Keep out of Direct Sunlight" Getting on a plane to go on vacation: "There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1" Ok, maybe "a lot" was an overstatement, as i can't think of any others right now... But you get the idea... I just like to confuse people.

                                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                  Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                  • I Ian Shlasko

                                    Actually, I just like to wear it in the most ridiculous possible situations... That's great for a lot of shirts... Going to the beach, or walking in the park on a sunny day: "Keep out of Direct Sunlight" Getting on a plane to go on vacation: "There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1" Ok, maybe "a lot" was an overstatement, as i can't think of any others right now... But you get the idea... I just like to confuse people.

                                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                    Alan Beasley
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                                    Nothing like melting into the background!!! :-D This is one of my favourites He He![^]

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                                    • G Gregory Gadow

                                      Most of the people already being targeted in Arizona -- even before the law officially goes into effect -- are legal citizens and the children of several generations of legal citizens. The people who wrote these laws have stated clearly that the real reason they were written is racism and xenophobia, not immigration.

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                                      kmg365
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                                      Gregory.Gadow wrote:

                                      the real reason

                                      The real reason is ranchers being shot by coyotes, over extended school system, over extended health care system with illegals freeloading in emergency rooms. All Arizona did is make illegal aliens, illegal, following the unenforced US law template. US would be better served if we adopt Mexico's immigration law. click.[^]

                                      Gregory.Gadow wrote:

                                      racism and xenophobia, not immigration.

                                      People who throw around such terms are lawless and seek the destruction of the US. Oh by the way do you know what La Raza means in English?

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                                      • G Gregory Gadow

                                        I am the son and grandson of immigrants who worked damned hard to make a life in the US. You will understand why I don't find your "joke" very funny.

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                                        Unless you are 100% Native American we are all immigrants here (US). Lighten up. Learn to laugh.


                                        I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

                                        modified on Friday, May 7, 2010 4:27 PM

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                                        • K kmg365

                                          Gregory.Gadow wrote:

                                          the real reason

                                          The real reason is ranchers being shot by coyotes, over extended school system, over extended health care system with illegals freeloading in emergency rooms. All Arizona did is make illegal aliens, illegal, following the unenforced US law template. US would be better served if we adopt Mexico's immigration law. click.[^]

                                          Gregory.Gadow wrote:

                                          racism and xenophobia, not immigration.

                                          People who throw around such terms are lawless and seek the destruction of the US. Oh by the way do you know what La Raza means in English?

                                          modified on Friday, May 7, 2010 1:07 PM

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                                          fjdiewornncalwe
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                                          kmg365 wrote:

                                          ...ranchers being shot by coyotes

                                          Now that I would get a kick out of seeing...

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