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  • A Alan Beasley

    Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

    Just because you've given your hand a name

    LOL - I have 2 girlfriends & a bigamist then!!! :-D

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    Lost User
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    Not as long as they're just girlfriends and not wives.. (so it's actually allowed! you could even have a third girlfriend! though I'm not sure what that would be)

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      I was told a funny joke yesterday by my girlfriend, yes my girlfriend!!! (But that is not the joke!) I considered posting it in the Lounge, but thought better of it. As I have no wish to offend others. So I placed it in the SoapBox 2.0, but I was not surprised, when I got a response like this[^] Is this ironic? or is it just me?

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      Christopher Duncan
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      You told a joke whose sole purpose was to insult immigrants, and an immigrant found it offensive. I'm not sure why the math is difficult for you to work out on this one but hey, you're welcome to borrow my calculator if it will help.

      Christopher Duncan
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      • A Alan Beasley

        Is she for sale???? :laugh:

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        DaveAuld
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        No sorry not for sale, put can i pay you to take her away? :laugh:

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        • R ragnaroknrol

          I gave this a 5 just because of the mental picture of a hand with eyeballs painted on it going to a restaurant and it getting flowers with a shocked "o" face.

          If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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          That's exactly the image I had in my head! :-D

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          • C Christopher Duncan

            You told a joke whose sole purpose was to insult immigrants, and an immigrant found it offensive. I'm not sure why the math is difficult for you to work out on this one but hey, you're welcome to borrow my calculator if it will help.

            Christopher Duncan
            www.PracticalUSA.com
            Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes
            Copywriting Services

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            Alan Beasley
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            So all the jokes about Catholic priests are OK then? What about all the honest & decent ones? Do they have a voice? Keep you calculater to evaluate the cost of a humour implant! :-D

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              Not as long as they're just girlfriends and not wives.. (so it's actually allowed! you could even have a third girlfriend! though I'm not sure what that would be)

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              peterchen
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              Hmmm... can he bend well?

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                Not as long as they're just girlfriends and not wives.. (so it's actually allowed! you could even have a third girlfriend! though I'm not sure what that would be)

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                JHizzle
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                Some people call her inflatable, I prefer to call her pneumatic. :-D

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                • C Christopher Duncan

                  You told a joke whose sole purpose was to insult immigrants, and an immigrant found it offensive. I'm not sure why the math is difficult for you to work out on this one but hey, you're welcome to borrow my calculator if it will help.

                  Christopher Duncan
                  www.PracticalUSA.com
                  Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes
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                  thrakazog
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                  Three dishonorable stinking religious figures of different faiths walk into a bar full of various ignorant minorities..... Fire, have some gas. :rolleyes:

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                  • T thrakazog

                    Three dishonorable stinking religious figures of different faiths walk into a bar full of various ignorant minorities..... Fire, have some gas. :rolleyes:

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                    Christopher Duncan
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                    A priest, a rabbi and a guru walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?" :)

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                    • A Alan Beasley

                      So all the jokes about Catholic priests are OK then? What about all the honest & decent ones? Do they have a voice? Keep you calculater to evaluate the cost of a humour implant! :-D

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                      Christopher Duncan
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                      I'm not saying that you should restrict your jokes, only that you look quite silly when you're surprised that the object of your ridicule finds it offensive. If you'd told a joke to insult Catholic priests and one of them found it offensive, I wouldn't care one way or another about their voice, but I'd certainly poke you in the ribs if you expressed amazement that they did. And I think history will show quite clearly that I have no sense of humor whatsoever. None at all. ;P [edit] The 1 wasn't from me. I'd rather poke fun at you in public. :) [/edit]

                      Christopher Duncan
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                      Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes
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                      • P peterchen

                        Hmmm... can he bend well?

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                        Alan Beasley
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                        Not that well, I'm about an inch away! :-D

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                        • A Alan Beasley

                          I was told a funny joke yesterday by my girlfriend, yes my girlfriend!!! (But that is not the joke!) I considered posting it in the Lounge, but thought better of it. As I have no wish to offend others. So I placed it in the SoapBox 2.0, but I was not surprised, when I got a response like this[^] Is this ironic? or is it just me?

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                          Jeremy Falcon
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                          Alan Beasley wrote:

                          Is this ironic? or is it just me?

                          Some people just don't have a sense of humor when it's them being picked on. That's why rednecks are a safe bet to pick on, as I think me and JSOP are the only ones here. :)

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                          • J JHizzle

                            Some people call her inflatable, I prefer to call her pneumatic. :-D

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                            Alan Beasley
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                            No punctures for me - Expanding foam is wonderful stuff! :-D

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                            • A Alan Beasley

                              I was told a funny joke yesterday by my girlfriend, yes my girlfriend!!! (But that is not the joke!) I considered posting it in the Lounge, but thought better of it. As I have no wish to offend others. So I placed it in the SoapBox 2.0, but I was not surprised, when I got a response like this[^] Is this ironic? or is it just me?

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                              Single Step Debugger
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                              Is this all about the joke or you just wanted to brag about your resent right hand’s retirement?

                              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                Is this all about the joke or you just wanted to brag about your resent right hand’s retirement?

                                The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                Alan Beasley
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                                Retirement? - Affair more like!!! :laugh:

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                                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                  nothing hurts like the truth lol

                                  Smile and the world smiles withyou, laugh and they think you are a nutter

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                                  Lost User
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                                  Based on that logic; the more pain, the more truth in it? :)

                                  I are Troll :suss:

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                                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                                    Alan Beasley wrote:

                                    Is this ironic? or is it just me?

                                    Some people just don't have a sense of humor when it's them being picked on. That's why rednecks are a safe bet to pick on, as I think me and JSOP are the only ones here. :)

                                    Jeremy Falcon

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                                    Christopher Duncan
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                                    Half evolved, slack jawed, Skoal dipping, high school dropout psychopaths who drive around in pickup trucks with shotguns mounted in the rear window, just looking for someone to shoot, you mean that kind of redneck? That's the kind that's safe to pick on? Man, this is a tougher universe than I thought. :-D

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                                    • A Alan Beasley

                                      Retirement? - Affair more like!!! :laugh:

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                                      Single Step Debugger
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                                      In a more serious note, the joke was okay, but mocking with some pure retarded freak with using his picture in your profile is something that I don’t like. It’s not funny! The guy has been born that way!

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                                      • A Alan Beasley

                                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                                        Just because you've given your hand a name

                                        LOL - I have 2 girlfriends & a bigamist then!!! :-D

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                                        Jim Crafton
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                                        You actually married both your hands? Huh, that must have been a confusing ceremony, especially during the ring exchange!

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                                        • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                                          That's exactly the image I had in my head! :-D

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                                          Jim Crafton
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                                          Better the image in your head than the one in your hand!

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