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  • T thrakazog

    Three dishonorable stinking religious figures of different faiths walk into a bar full of various ignorant minorities..... Fire, have some gas. :rolleyes:

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    Christopher Duncan
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    A priest, a rabbi and a guru walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?" :)

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    • A Alan Beasley

      So all the jokes about Catholic priests are OK then? What about all the honest & decent ones? Do they have a voice? Keep you calculater to evaluate the cost of a humour implant! :-D

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      Christopher Duncan
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      I'm not saying that you should restrict your jokes, only that you look quite silly when you're surprised that the object of your ridicule finds it offensive. If you'd told a joke to insult Catholic priests and one of them found it offensive, I wouldn't care one way or another about their voice, but I'd certainly poke you in the ribs if you expressed amazement that they did. And I think history will show quite clearly that I have no sense of humor whatsoever. None at all. ;P [edit] The 1 wasn't from me. I'd rather poke fun at you in public. :) [/edit]

      Christopher Duncan
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      • P peterchen

        Hmmm... can he bend well?

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        Alan Beasley
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        Not that well, I'm about an inch away! :-D

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        • A Alan Beasley

          I was told a funny joke yesterday by my girlfriend, yes my girlfriend!!! (But that is not the joke!) I considered posting it in the Lounge, but thought better of it. As I have no wish to offend others. So I placed it in the SoapBox 2.0, but I was not surprised, when I got a response like this[^] Is this ironic? or is it just me?

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          Jeremy Falcon
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          Alan Beasley wrote:

          Is this ironic? or is it just me?

          Some people just don't have a sense of humor when it's them being picked on. That's why rednecks are a safe bet to pick on, as I think me and JSOP are the only ones here. :)

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            Some people call her inflatable, I prefer to call her pneumatic. :-D

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            Alan Beasley
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            No punctures for me - Expanding foam is wonderful stuff! :-D

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            • A Alan Beasley

              I was told a funny joke yesterday by my girlfriend, yes my girlfriend!!! (But that is not the joke!) I considered posting it in the Lounge, but thought better of it. As I have no wish to offend others. So I placed it in the SoapBox 2.0, but I was not surprised, when I got a response like this[^] Is this ironic? or is it just me?

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              Single Step Debugger
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              Is this all about the joke or you just wanted to brag about your resent right hand’s retirement?

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                Is this all about the joke or you just wanted to brag about your resent right hand’s retirement?

                The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                Alan Beasley
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                Retirement? - Affair more like!!! :laugh:

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                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                  nothing hurts like the truth lol

                  Smile and the world smiles withyou, laugh and they think you are a nutter

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                  Lost User
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                  Based on that logic; the more pain, the more truth in it? :)

                  I are Troll :suss:

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                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                    Alan Beasley wrote:

                    Is this ironic? or is it just me?

                    Some people just don't have a sense of humor when it's them being picked on. That's why rednecks are a safe bet to pick on, as I think me and JSOP are the only ones here. :)

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                    Christopher Duncan
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                    Half evolved, slack jawed, Skoal dipping, high school dropout psychopaths who drive around in pickup trucks with shotguns mounted in the rear window, just looking for someone to shoot, you mean that kind of redneck? That's the kind that's safe to pick on? Man, this is a tougher universe than I thought. :-D

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                    • A Alan Beasley

                      Retirement? - Affair more like!!! :laugh:

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                      Single Step Debugger
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                      In a more serious note, the joke was okay, but mocking with some pure retarded freak with using his picture in your profile is something that I don’t like. It’s not funny! The guy has been born that way!

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                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                        Just because you've given your hand a name

                        LOL - I have 2 girlfriends & a bigamist then!!! :-D

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                        Jim Crafton
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                        You actually married both your hands? Huh, that must have been a confusing ceremony, especially during the ring exchange!

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                        • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                          That's exactly the image I had in my head! :-D

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                          Jim Crafton
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                          Better the image in your head than the one in your hand!

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                            In a more serious note, the joke was okay, but mocking with some pure retarded freak with using his picture in your profile is something that I don’t like. It’s not funny! The guy has been born that way!

                            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            ragnaroknrol
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                            There's a reason I don't put a picture in my profile, I just remembered why...

                            If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                              In a more serious note, the joke was okay, but mocking with some pure retarded freak with using his picture in your profile is something that I don’t like. It’s not funny! The guy has been born that way!

                              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              Alan Beasley
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                              Ha Ha, I do have worse pictures... (Before the surgery) :-D

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                              • J Jim Crafton

                                You actually married both your hands? Huh, that must have been a confusing ceremony, especially during the ring exchange!

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                                Alan Beasley
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                                Jim Crafton wrote:

                                especially during the ring exchange

                                This could lead to a level of depravity I just won't stoop too... :-D

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                                • C Christopher Duncan

                                  Half evolved, slack jawed, Skoal dipping, high school dropout psychopaths who drive around in pickup trucks with shotguns mounted in the rear window, just looking for someone to shoot, you mean that kind of redneck? That's the kind that's safe to pick on? Man, this is a tougher universe than I thought. :-D

                                  Christopher Duncan
                                  www.PracticalUSA.com
                                  Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes
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                                  Jeremy Falcon
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                                  Christopher Duncan wrote:

                                  Man, this is a tougher universe than I thought.

                                  Just make sure you talk about hunting deer, beer, and/or Daisy Duke before it gets too crazy and you'll come out of it ok.

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                                    Christopher Duncan wrote:

                                    Man, this is a tougher universe than I thought.

                                    Just make sure you talk about hunting deer, beer, and/or Daisy Duke before it gets too crazy and you'll come out of it ok.

                                    Jeremy Falcon

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                                    Christopher Duncan
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                                    :laugh: You had me at Daisy Duke!

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                                    • A Alan Beasley

                                      Not that well, I'm about an inch away! :-D

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                                      RichardM1
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                                      Alan Beasley wrote:

                                      Not that well, I'm about an inch away! Big Grin

                                      TMI, man, TMI.

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                                        Christopher Duncan wrote:

                                        Man, this is a tougher universe than I thought.

                                        Just make sure you talk about hunting deer, beer, and/or Daisy Duke before it gets too crazy and you'll come out of it ok.

                                        Jeremy Falcon

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                                        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                        Just make sure you talk about hunting deer, beer, and/or Daisy Duke before it gets too crazy and you'll come out of it ok.

                                        Or dye your hair gingner & say your with the Ku Klux Klan!!! :-D

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                                          Based on that logic; the more pain, the more truth in it? :)

                                          I are Troll :suss:

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                                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                          Nothing as truthful as a choku zuki, they say!

                                          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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