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  • A Alan Beasley

    Retirement? - Affair more like!!! :laugh:

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    Single Step Debugger
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    In a more serious note, the joke was okay, but mocking with some pure retarded freak with using his picture in your profile is something that I don’t like. It’s not funny! The guy has been born that way!

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    • A Alan Beasley

      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

      Just because you've given your hand a name

      LOL - I have 2 girlfriends & a bigamist then!!! :-D

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      Jim Crafton
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      You actually married both your hands? Huh, that must have been a confusing ceremony, especially during the ring exchange!

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      • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

        That's exactly the image I had in my head! :-D

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        Jim Crafton
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        Better the image in your head than the one in your hand!

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          In a more serious note, the joke was okay, but mocking with some pure retarded freak with using his picture in your profile is something that I don’t like. It’s not funny! The guy has been born that way!

          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          ragnaroknrol
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          There's a reason I don't put a picture in my profile, I just remembered why...

          If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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            In a more serious note, the joke was okay, but mocking with some pure retarded freak with using his picture in your profile is something that I don’t like. It’s not funny! The guy has been born that way!

            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Alan Beasley
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            Ha Ha, I do have worse pictures... (Before the surgery) :-D

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              You actually married both your hands? Huh, that must have been a confusing ceremony, especially during the ring exchange!

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              Alan Beasley
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              Jim Crafton wrote:

              especially during the ring exchange

              This could lead to a level of depravity I just won't stoop too... :-D

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              • C Christopher Duncan

                Half evolved, slack jawed, Skoal dipping, high school dropout psychopaths who drive around in pickup trucks with shotguns mounted in the rear window, just looking for someone to shoot, you mean that kind of redneck? That's the kind that's safe to pick on? Man, this is a tougher universe than I thought. :-D

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                Jeremy Falcon
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                Christopher Duncan wrote:

                Man, this is a tougher universe than I thought.

                Just make sure you talk about hunting deer, beer, and/or Daisy Duke before it gets too crazy and you'll come out of it ok.

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                  Christopher Duncan wrote:

                  Man, this is a tougher universe than I thought.

                  Just make sure you talk about hunting deer, beer, and/or Daisy Duke before it gets too crazy and you'll come out of it ok.

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                  Christopher Duncan
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                  :laugh: You had me at Daisy Duke!

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                  • A Alan Beasley

                    Not that well, I'm about an inch away! :-D

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                    RichardM1
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                    Alan Beasley wrote:

                    Not that well, I'm about an inch away! Big Grin

                    TMI, man, TMI.

                    Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                      Christopher Duncan wrote:

                      Man, this is a tougher universe than I thought.

                      Just make sure you talk about hunting deer, beer, and/or Daisy Duke before it gets too crazy and you'll come out of it ok.

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                      Alan Beasley
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                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                      Just make sure you talk about hunting deer, beer, and/or Daisy Duke before it gets too crazy and you'll come out of it ok.

                      Or dye your hair gingner & say your with the Ku Klux Klan!!! :-D

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                      • L Lost User

                        Based on that logic; the more pain, the more truth in it? :)

                        I are Troll :suss:

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                        Rajesh R Subramanian
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                        Nothing as truthful as a choku zuki, they say!

                        “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                        • A Alan Beasley

                          I was told a funny joke yesterday by my girlfriend, yes my girlfriend!!! (But that is not the joke!) I considered posting it in the Lounge, but thought better of it. As I have no wish to offend others. So I placed it in the SoapBox 2.0, but I was not surprised, when I got a response like this[^] Is this ironic? or is it just me?

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                          Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                          Don't feel bad as the great-grandson of immigrants I find it funny. Although, here in South Florida our more recent immigrants do work very hard.

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                            Don't feel bad as the great-grandson of immigrants I find it funny. Although, here in South Florida our more recent immigrants do work very hard.

                            Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                            Alan Beasley
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                            No worries! :) I don't feel bad, as I posted it as a joke! A "Bad Joke" at that... I didn't single anyone out, and as many others have stated, 99% of us are immigrants one way or another. Personally: When I don't like something, I just ignore it! Lots of immigrants do work very hard I agree! As my immigrant mother would say: If you can't stand the heat, get out my bloody kitchen. (Before more blood is spilt!) :-D

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                              No worries! :) I don't feel bad, as I posted it as a joke! A "Bad Joke" at that... I didn't single anyone out, and as many others have stated, 99% of us are immigrants one way or another. Personally: When I don't like something, I just ignore it! Lots of immigrants do work very hard I agree! As my immigrant mother would say: If you can't stand the heat, get out my bloody kitchen. (Before more blood is spilt!) :-D

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                              JimmyRopes
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                              Alan Beasley wrote:

                              Personally: When I don't like something, I just ignore it!

                              Then why did you post it here? :doh:

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