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Paul Watson wrote: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven? Why not? He may leave the book to St Peter, and go have fun. :beer:
Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Why not? He may leave the book to St Peter, and go have fun I thought the souls of C++ coders who come into contact with anything VB related are tainted forever? St Peter would not admit a tainted soul, especially one carrying a VB book. I hear if a VB coder DIMs some water and throws it on a C++ coder he explodes! Then again if you drive a pointer through a VB coders heart they also explode. ;)
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Brian Delahunty wrote: I really should think before I post. Might be handy! That whole theory of "think before you speak" is highly overrated and leads to very boring conversations :) Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
If I had to actually think before speaking it would be easier to take a vow of silence :). Thinking is kinda like flow-charting - its easier to do after than before. Richard When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to better world, I am moved to lead a different life. Mark Twain- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
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IIRC a US general did the same on the Phillipines. Just once. No more muslim attacks under his reign Maybe a Urban Legend, though.
Auch den Schatten will ich lieben weil ich manchmal lieber frier' Rosenstolz [sighist]
peterchen wrote: Phillipines. Just once. No more muslim attacks under his reign How long ago was that?
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And the keyword here is "Russian Tabloid" ... Max.
Maximilien wrote: "Russian Tabloid" ... Sounds like an oxymoron to me. Brits and Americans love tabloids, but Russians? I am sure it is just a stereotype of mine, but still, Russians like tabloids?
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Why not? He may leave the book to St Peter, and go have fun I thought the souls of C++ coders who come into contact with anything VB related are tainted forever? St Peter would not admit a tainted soul, especially one carrying a VB book. I hear if a VB coder DIMs some water and throws it on a C++ coder he explodes! Then again if you drive a pointer through a VB coders heart they also explode. ;)
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Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: St Peter would not admit a tainted soul, especially one carrying a VB book. Wow, Paul! My brother graduated from a theology college, but he could learn a lot from you ;P :beer:
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Maximilien wrote: "Russian Tabloid" ... Sounds like an oxymoron to me. Brits and Americans love tabloids, but Russians? I am sure it is just a stereotype of mine, but still, Russians like tabloids?
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Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: Sounds like an oxymoron to me is oxymoron the word of the week here at CP??... I've seen it used a number of times already this week here. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
Shame they didn't put the same effort into telling doctors what people had been gassed with so proper treament could be given X| Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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:omg: I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand it will certainly both enrage the existing fanatics and hurt a fundamental part of their recruiting drive. On the other hand the Russians are allowing this to be a war of ideology and religion, and not of criminal behavior. If we allow the Islamic fundamentalists to turn this into a war of ideology, it will lead to total disaster. The aim of the free world should be to continually paint these lunatics as criminals outside of even their own societies. Attacking them with religion is a mistake. David
It is already a war over ideology and religion. We just can't admit it.
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
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Paul Watson wrote: St Peter would not admit a tainted soul, especially one carrying a VB book. Wow, Paul! My brother graduated from a theology college, but he could learn a lot from you ;P :beer:
Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Wow, Paul! My brother graduated from a theology college, but he could learn a lot from you They don't call me Paul* for nothing you know... :rolleyes: My sister also went through theology college and she despairs at my non-PC religious jokes. Says I am damned for eternity, but she still loves me. Go figure :-D * Actually people just automatically assume that because my name is Paul that I am religiously, specifically Christianity, bent. For Peter's sake I am not a priest, pastor, canon or even a church goer so stop sending me religious questions! (not you Nemanja, but I have had emails like that in the past.)
Paul Watson
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Wow, Paul! My brother graduated from a theology college, but he could learn a lot from you They don't call me Paul* for nothing you know... :rolleyes: My sister also went through theology college and she despairs at my non-PC religious jokes. Says I am damned for eternity, but she still loves me. Go figure :-D * Actually people just automatically assume that because my name is Paul that I am religiously, specifically Christianity, bent. For Peter's sake I am not a priest, pastor, canon or even a church goer so stop sending me religious questions! (not you Nemanja, but I have had emails like that in the past.)
Paul Watson
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Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson"They don't call me Paul* for nothing you know..." your right, they don't
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peterchen wrote: Phillipines. Just once. No more muslim attacks under his reign How long ago was that?
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Tom Archer wrote: Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. And so the cycle of violence deepens. This won't stop terrorists, this will just enrage them further, banishing even the slightest glimmer of rationality from their minds. The next attack will have a big fat label saying "This is for our fallen comrades who you degraded when at their weakest." On a lighter friday note: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven?
Paul Watson
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Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days Surely you mean 21 minutes. ;P
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Paul Watson wrote: Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days Surely you mean 21 minutes. ;P
Know Jesus, no peace. No Jesus, know peace.
Daniel Ferguson wrote: Surely you mean 21 minutes. No, 21 days. Think about it. To be given a book which says you will take 21 days to learn VB is more of a sin than 21 minutes. Not that I think any C++ coder can learn VB in 21 days even. VB is a very subtle language which requires a lifetime of dedication and thought. This is why C++ coders don't get it, they can't handle it....
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Tom Archer wrote: Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. And so the cycle of violence deepens. This won't stop terrorists, this will just enrage them further, banishing even the slightest glimmer of rationality from their minds. The next attack will have a big fat label saying "This is for our fallen comrades who you degraded when at their weakest." On a lighter friday note: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven?
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: On a lighter friday note: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven? No!!!!!!! :omg::omg: X| :eek: You have an evil, twisted mind! You're worse than Hannibal Lecter! You're a souless human being! Argg!!!;)
There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Paul Watson wrote: On a lighter friday note: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven? No!!!!!!! :omg::omg: X| :eek: You have an evil, twisted mind! You're worse than Hannibal Lecter! You're a souless human being! Argg!!!;)
There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Eddie Velasquez wrote: You have an evil, twisted mind! You're worse than Hannibal Lecter! You're a souless human being! Thanks Eddie and I like you too, but I am not that way inclined. Can't we just be friends? ;P Eddie Velasquez wrote: There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't So Binarians can't count to ten can they? Really, what are we teaching our kids these days... ;)
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Russell Morris wrote: Anyone who can be brainwashed into beleiving that being buried in a pigskin keeps you from going to Heaven will most certainly be brainwashed into beleiving that there is some loophole to the previous brainwashing that allows men buried in pigskins to go to Heaven. Yup. A loophole like "If you strap bombs to your chest and kill the enemy you can be buried in mohair jackets with porcupine quills and you will still go to heaven and enter into the Sacred Harem Of a Thousand Naked Virgins all at your service."
Paul Watson
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Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: "If you strap bombs to your chest and kill the enemy you can be buried in mohair jackets with porcupine quills and you will still go to heaven and enter into the Sacred Harem Of a Thousand Naked Virgins all at your service." Been there... it's overrated, actually. Christian Skovdal Andersen Don't mention the war...
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Auch den Schatten will ich lieben weil ich manchmal lieber frier' Rosenstolz [sighist]
peterchen wrote: 1911, Status "underermined" Clickety-Paul Ta
Paul Watson
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Wow, Paul! My brother graduated from a theology college, but he could learn a lot from you They don't call me Paul* for nothing you know... :rolleyes: My sister also went through theology college and she despairs at my non-PC religious jokes. Says I am damned for eternity, but she still loves me. Go figure :-D * Actually people just automatically assume that because my name is Paul that I am religiously, specifically Christianity, bent. For Peter's sake I am not a priest, pastor, canon or even a church goer so stop sending me religious questions! (not you Nemanja, but I have had emails like that in the past.)
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: Actually people just automatically assume that because my name is Paul that I am religiously [sic] that's why i use "Chris" instead of "Christian". you could try "Pau" instead of "Paul" -c
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Daniel Ferguson wrote: Surely you mean 21 minutes. No, 21 days. Think about it. To be given a book which says you will take 21 days to learn VB is more of a sin than 21 minutes. Not that I think any C++ coder can learn VB in 21 days even. VB is a very subtle language which requires a lifetime of dedication and thought. This is why C++ coders don't get it, they can't handle it....
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson:laugh: Paul Watson wrote: To be given a book which says you will take 21 days to learn VB is more of a sin than 21 minutes. I didn't think of it that way. :-D
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