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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? 'Feels great,' he replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!
WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF
Old and not funny, but unlike others, I don't vote down for that :)
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Old and not funny, but unlike others, I don't vote down for that :)
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how can its possible if I know the last line.
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how can its possible if I know the last line.
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just because you know a joke, doesn't mean to say that it stops becoming funny. Thats like saying; "i had my first [insert never tried before foodstuff] and really enjoyed it, but the next time I have it, it will be rubbish"
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just because you know a joke, doesn't mean to say that it stops becoming funny. Thats like saying; "i had my first [insert never tried before foodstuff] and really enjoyed it, but the next time I have it, it will be rubbish"
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Waving? dave.m.auld[at]googlewave.comPerfect analogy, Dave :-)
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just because you know a joke, doesn't mean to say that it stops becoming funny. Thats like saying; "i had my first [insert never tried before foodstuff] and really enjoyed it, but the next time I have it, it will be rubbish"
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Waving? dave.m.auld[at]googlewave.comdaveauld wrote:
just because you know a joke, doesn't mean to say that it stops becoming funny.
some jokes has suspense, they are (too) funny when you read 'em first time and next time when you read first line you remember what is all that about. So how can you suppose it going to give you smile or anything like that.
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daveauld wrote:
just because you know a joke, doesn't mean to say that it stops becoming funny.
some jokes has suspense, they are (too) funny when you read 'em first time and next time when you read first line you remember what is all that about. So how can you suppose it going to give you smile or anything like that.
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? 'Feels great,' he replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!
WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF
Old, but *still* funny. :)
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? 'Feels great,' he replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!
WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF
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daveauld wrote:
you must be a real bundle of laughs at work or in the pub then............
He probably is, by virtue of his absence. His co-workers must have a whale of a time quoting his anecdotes. :-D
Regards, Nish
Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application
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daveauld wrote:
you must be a real bundle of laughs at work or in the pub then............
He probably is, by virtue of his absence. His co-workers must have a whale of a time quoting his anecdotes. :-D
Regards, Nish
Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application
So you think everybody in CP is working in some kind of company...haha...I own companies and about programming or coding, its just for fun ;)
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So you think everybody in CP is working in some kind of company...haha...I own companies and about programming or coding, its just for fun ;)
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Xmen W.K. wrote:
So you think everybody in CP is working in some kind of company...haha...I own companies and about programming or coding, its just for fun
Okay, replace co-workers with acquaintances then :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? 'Feels great,' he replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!
WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF
Unlike some I can name, I laugh every time I read that. Nice one.:thumbsup:
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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I'm not sure he's old enough for the pub.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Xmen W.K. wrote:
So you think everybody in CP is working in some kind of company...haha...I own companies and about programming or coding, its just for fun
Okay, replace co-workers with acquaintances then :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application
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Gosh, Nish, you make it sound like he wouldn't have any friends...
Opacity, the new Transparency.
RichardM1 wrote:
Gosh, Nish, you make it sound like he wouldn't have any friends...
Oh yeah, how preposterous of me. What with him being so pleasant and all that! My bad! :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application
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Unlike some I can name, I laugh every time I read that. Nice one.:thumbsup:
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
yea I know, old people have weak memory.:thumbsdown:
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