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  • D DaveAuld

    just because you know a joke, doesn't mean to say that it stops becoming funny. Thats like saying; "i had my first [insert never tried before foodstuff] and really enjoyed it, but the next time I have it, it will be rubbish"

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    Xmen Real
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    daveauld wrote:

    just because you know a joke, doesn't mean to say that it stops becoming funny.

    some jokes has suspense, they are (too) funny when you read 'em first time and next time when you read first line you remember what is all that about. So how can you suppose it going to give you smile or anything like that.

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      daveauld wrote:

      just because you know a joke, doesn't mean to say that it stops becoming funny.

      some jokes has suspense, they are (too) funny when you read 'em first time and next time when you read first line you remember what is all that about. So how can you suppose it going to give you smile or anything like that.

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      DaveAuld
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      you must be a real bundle of laughs at work or in the pub then............

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      • P PSK_

        Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? 'Feels great,' he replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!

        WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF

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        Rajesh R Subramanian
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        Old, but *still* funny. :)

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        • P PSK_

          Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? 'Feels great,' he replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!

          WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF

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          Abhinav S
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          Nice one. I had not come across it ]hangs head in shame and walks away]. :-\

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          • D DaveAuld

            you must be a real bundle of laughs at work or in the pub then............

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            Nish Nishant
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            daveauld wrote:

            you must be a real bundle of laughs at work or in the pub then............

            He probably is, by virtue of his absence. His co-workers must have a whale of a time quoting his anecdotes. :-D

            Regards, Nish


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            • N Nish Nishant

              daveauld wrote:

              you must be a real bundle of laughs at work or in the pub then............

              He probably is, by virtue of his absence. His co-workers must have a whale of a time quoting his anecdotes. :-D

              Regards, Nish


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              Xmen Real
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              So you think everybody in CP is working in some kind of company...haha...I own companies and about programming or coding, its just for fun ;)

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                So you think everybody in CP is working in some kind of company...haha...I own companies and about programming or coding, its just for fun ;)

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                Nish Nishant
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                Xmen W.K. wrote:

                So you think everybody in CP is working in some kind of company...haha...I own companies and about programming or coding, its just for fun

                Okay, replace co-workers with acquaintances then :rolleyes:

                Regards, Nish


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                • P PSK_

                  Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? 'Feels great,' he replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!

                  WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  Unlike some I can name, I laugh every time I read that. Nice one.:thumbsup:

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                  • D DaveAuld

                    you must be a real bundle of laughs at work or in the pub then............

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    I'm not sure he's old enough for the pub.

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                    • N Nish Nishant

                      Xmen W.K. wrote:

                      So you think everybody in CP is working in some kind of company...haha...I own companies and about programming or coding, its just for fun

                      Okay, replace co-workers with acquaintances then :rolleyes:

                      Regards, Nish


                      Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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                      RichardM1
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                      Gosh, Nish, you make it sound like he wouldn't have any friends...

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                      • R RichardM1

                        Gosh, Nish, you make it sound like he wouldn't have any friends...

                        Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                        Nish Nishant
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                        RichardM1 wrote:

                        Gosh, Nish, you make it sound like he wouldn't have any friends...

                        Oh yeah, how preposterous of me. What with him being so pleasant and all that! My bad! :rolleyes:

                        Regards, Nish


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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          Unlike some I can name, I laugh every time I read that. Nice one.:thumbsup:

                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                          Xmen Real
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                          yea I know, old people have weak memory.:thumbsdown:

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