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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North

    Why, you soft southern pansy. Those roads aren't in the north. The south starts at Darlington.

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    And the North starts at the top of the M25... :)

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      And the North starts at the top of the M25... :)

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      Dalek Dave
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      Where North and South Meet[^]

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        Where North and South Meet[^]

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        Never heard of it...

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Where North and South Meet[^]

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Lost User
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          So you are admitting you are a Northerner? < edit > Just realised this is Watford Northamtonshire NOT Watford Hertfordshire :doh:

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Dalek Dave wrote:

            I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North

            Why, you soft southern pansy. Those roads aren't in the north. The south starts at Darlington.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            CPallini
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            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

            I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North Why, you soft southern pansy. Those roads aren't in the north. The south starts at Darlington.

            We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...:-D

            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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            • L Lost User

              So you are admitting you are a Northerner? < edit > Just realised this is Watford Northamtonshire NOT Watford Hertfordshire :doh:

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              phannon86
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              Not to be confused with the larger town of Watford :) Luton is south of the Watford Gap :)

              He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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              • C CPallini

                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North Why, you soft southern pansy. Those roads aren't in the north. The south starts at Darlington.

                We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...:-D

                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                [My articles]

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                Pete OHanlon
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                CPallini wrote:

                We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...

                And in typical Italian fashion, you got it wrong. ;P

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                • L Lost User

                  So you are admitting you are a Northerner? < edit > Just realised this is Watford Northamtonshire NOT Watford Hertfordshire :doh:

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  ? Watford Gap is way north of Luton... see here[^]

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    CPallini wrote:

                    We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...

                    And in typical Italian fashion, you got it wrong. ;P

                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Didn't reach all the way across and didn't stop the Scots from getting in! :)

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    • P phannon86

                      Not to be confused with the larger town of Watford :) Luton is south of the Watford Gap :)

                      He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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                      Lost User
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                      Yes I did edit my first post once I realised this!

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Where North and South Meet[^]

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Steven J Jowett
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                        Watford Gap? Really? I live in Nuneaton, which I believe is north of Watford Gap, yet in the heart of the Midlands. Definately not in the north.

                        Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real programmers don't use PL/1. PL/1 is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose between COBOL and Fortran.

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                        • C CPallini

                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North Why, you soft southern pansy. Those roads aren't in the north. The south starts at Darlington.

                          We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...:-D

                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                          [My articles]

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                          hairy_hats
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                          CPallini wrote:

                          We built a wall

                          Two, in fact.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            ? Watford Gap is way north of Luton... see here[^]

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Lost User
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                            I know now, I was thinking of Watford, Herts. We are happy to have you as a southern softie, here have a :rose:

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              CPallini wrote:

                              We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...

                              And in typical Italian fashion, you got it wrong. ;P

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                              hairy_hats
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                              They leaned two shovels against it and asked the workmen to take their Pict...

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                                I know now, I was thinking of Watford, Herts. We are happy to have you as a southern softie, here have a :rose:

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Thanks, I'm so pleased, I think I am getting a tear in my eye. Sorry, feeling a little emotional as being accepted for who I am, Soft Southern Pansy!

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  See Here[^]. I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North. I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive. After all it has only been a generation since they all work'd int'mill, barefoot, and the only form of transport were a whippet.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  Don't think Dangerous Road - think Interesting Road The safe ones are the boring straight things that make you wish you had stayed at home!

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                                    They leaned two shovels against it and asked the workmen to take their Pict...

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Boom Boom! Did you get that joke from watching Saxon the City?

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      See Here[^]. I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North. I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive. After all it has only been a generation since they all work'd int'mill, barefoot, and the only form of transport were a whippet.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      Duncan Edwards Jones
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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous exciting roads are in t'North.

                                      fixed.

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                                      • S Steven J Jowett

                                        Watford Gap? Really? I live in Nuneaton, which I believe is north of Watford Gap, yet in the heart of the Midlands. Definately not in the north.

                                        Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real programmers don't use PL/1. PL/1 is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose between COBOL and Fortran.

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                                        merridus
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                                        The West Midlands is where it's at. We get the best of both worlds close enough to the South to have an emotional side which the ladies love, yet North enough for a hard nut exterior. And luck for me I'm from just far enough away from Birmingham and the Black Country to avoid that god awful accent

                                        - Rob

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                                        • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous exciting roads are in t'North.

                                          fixed.

                                          '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Free eBook: Printing - a .NET Developer's Guide (Part 1)

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          BEST DRIVING ROAD IN THE WORLD!!! Buttertubs Pass in North Yorkshire[^] Best done at high speed, with a hope that nothing else is coming the other way!

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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