Dangerous Roads (UK)
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Never heard of it...
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------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North
Why, you soft southern pansy. Those roads aren't in the north. The south starts at Darlington.
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As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North Why, you soft southern pansy. Those roads aren't in the north. The south starts at Darlington.
We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...:-D
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So you are admitting you are a Northerner? < edit > Just realised this is Watford Northamtonshire NOT Watford Hertfordshire :doh:
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North Why, you soft southern pansy. Those roads aren't in the north. The south starts at Darlington.
We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...:-D
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]CPallini wrote:
We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...
And in typical Italian fashion, you got it wrong. ;P
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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So you are admitting you are a Northerner? < edit > Just realised this is Watford Northamtonshire NOT Watford Hertfordshire :doh:
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CPallini wrote:
We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...
And in typical Italian fashion, you got it wrong. ;P
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Didn't reach all the way across and didn't stop the Scots from getting in! :)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Not to be confused with the larger town of Watford :) Luton is south of the Watford Gap :)
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North Why, you soft southern pansy. Those roads aren't in the north. The south starts at Darlington.
We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...:-D
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]CPallini wrote:
We built a wall
Two, in fact.
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------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Watford Gap? Really? I live in Nuneaton, which I believe is north of Watford Gap, yet in the heart of the Midlands. Definately not in the north.
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real programmers don't use PL/1. PL/1 is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose between COBOL and Fortran.
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CPallini wrote:
We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...
And in typical Italian fashion, you got it wrong. ;P
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
They leaned two shovels against it and asked the workmen to take their Pict...
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I know now, I was thinking of Watford, Herts. We are happy to have you as a southern softie, here have a :rose:
Thanks, I'm so pleased, I think I am getting a tear in my eye. Sorry, feeling a little emotional as being accepted for who I am, Soft Southern Pansy!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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See Here[^]. I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North. I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive. After all it has only been a generation since they all work'd int'mill, barefoot, and the only form of transport were a whippet.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Don't think Dangerous Road - think Interesting Road The safe ones are the boring straight things that make you wish you had stayed at home!
Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.
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They leaned two shovels against it and asked the workmen to take their Pict...
Boom Boom! Did you get that joke from watching Saxon the City?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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See Here[^]. I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North. I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive. After all it has only been a generation since they all work'd int'mill, barefoot, and the only form of transport were a whippet.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous exciting roads are in t'North.
fixed.
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Watford Gap? Really? I live in Nuneaton, which I believe is north of Watford Gap, yet in the heart of the Midlands. Definately not in the north.
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real programmers don't use PL/1. PL/1 is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose between COBOL and Fortran.
The West Midlands is where it's at. We get the best of both worlds close enough to the South to have an emotional side which the ladies love, yet North enough for a hard nut exterior. And luck for me I'm from just far enough away from Birmingham and the Black Country to avoid that god awful accent
- Rob
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous exciting roads are in t'North.
fixed.
'--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Free eBook: Printing - a .NET Developer's Guide (Part 1)
BEST DRIVING ROAD IN THE WORLD!!! Buttertubs Pass in North Yorkshire[^] Best done at high speed, with a hope that nothing else is coming the other way!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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See Here[^]. I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North. I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive. After all it has only been a generation since they all work'd int'mill, barefoot, and the only form of transport were a whippet.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive
On the contrary, roads in the south are safer because they are just carparks. There are whole generations born and died waiting to get to their junction on the M25.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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See Here[^]. I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North. I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive. After all it has only been a generation since they all work'd int'mill, barefoot, and the only form of transport were a whippet.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Take away crumple zones, airbags, impact bars, etc. -- in fact, position the driver at the very front, in front of the engine, with only glass for protection -- and suddenly *all* roads will become safe.
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