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  • L Lost User

    So you are admitting you are a Northerner? < edit > Just realised this is Watford Northamtonshire NOT Watford Hertfordshire :doh:

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    Dalek Dave
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    ? Watford Gap is way north of Luton... see here[^]

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      CPallini wrote:

      We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...

      And in typical Italian fashion, you got it wrong. ;P

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      Dalek Dave
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      Didn't reach all the way across and didn't stop the Scots from getting in! :)

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        Not to be confused with the larger town of Watford :) Luton is south of the Watford Gap :)

        He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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        Lost User
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        Yes I did edit my first post once I realised this!

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Where North and South Meet[^]

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          Steven J Jowett
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          Watford Gap? Really? I live in Nuneaton, which I believe is north of Watford Gap, yet in the heart of the Midlands. Definately not in the north.

          Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real programmers don't use PL/1. PL/1 is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose between COBOL and Fortran.

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          • C CPallini

            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

            I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North Why, you soft southern pansy. Those roads aren't in the north. The south starts at Darlington.

            We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...:-D

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            hairy_hats
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            CPallini wrote:

            We built a wall

            Two, in fact.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              ? Watford Gap is way north of Luton... see here[^]

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Lost User
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              I know now, I was thinking of Watford, Herts. We are happy to have you as a southern softie, here have a :rose:

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                CPallini wrote:

                We built a wall, some time ago, to help you distinguish...

                And in typical Italian fashion, you got it wrong. ;P

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                hairy_hats
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                They leaned two shovels against it and asked the workmen to take their Pict...

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                • L Lost User

                  I know now, I was thinking of Watford, Herts. We are happy to have you as a southern softie, here have a :rose:

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Thanks, I'm so pleased, I think I am getting a tear in my eye. Sorry, feeling a little emotional as being accepted for who I am, Soft Southern Pansy!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    See Here[^]. I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North. I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive. After all it has only been a generation since they all work'd int'mill, barefoot, and the only form of transport were a whippet.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Don't think Dangerous Road - think Interesting Road The safe ones are the boring straight things that make you wish you had stayed at home!

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                      They leaned two shovels against it and asked the workmen to take their Pict...

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Boom Boom! Did you get that joke from watching Saxon the City?

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        See Here[^]. I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North. I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive. After all it has only been a generation since they all work'd int'mill, barefoot, and the only form of transport were a whippet.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Duncan Edwards Jones
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous exciting roads are in t'North.

                        fixed.

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                        • S Steven J Jowett

                          Watford Gap? Really? I live in Nuneaton, which I believe is north of Watford Gap, yet in the heart of the Midlands. Definately not in the north.

                          Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real programmers don't use PL/1. PL/1 is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose between COBOL and Fortran.

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                          merridus
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                          The West Midlands is where it's at. We get the best of both worlds close enough to the South to have an emotional side which the ladies love, yet North enough for a hard nut exterior. And luck for me I'm from just far enough away from Birmingham and the Black Country to avoid that god awful accent

                          - Rob

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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous exciting roads are in t'North.

                            fixed.

                            '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Free eBook: Printing - a .NET Developer's Guide (Part 1)

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            BEST DRIVING ROAD IN THE WORLD!!! Buttertubs Pass in North Yorkshire[^] Best done at high speed, with a hope that nothing else is coming the other way!

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              See Here[^]. I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North. I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive. After all it has only been a generation since they all work'd int'mill, barefoot, and the only form of transport were a whippet.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive

                              On the contrary, roads in the south are safer because they are just carparks. There are whole generations born and died waiting to get to their junction on the M25.

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                See Here[^]. I notice 9 of the 10 most dangerous roads are in t'North. I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive. After all it has only been a generation since they all work'd int'mill, barefoot, and the only form of transport were a whippet.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                Take away crumple zones, airbags, impact bars, etc. -- in fact, position the driver at the very front, in front of the engine, with only glass for protection -- and suddenly *all* roads will become safe.

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                                • M merridus

                                  The West Midlands is where it's at. We get the best of both worlds close enough to the South to have an emotional side which the ladies love, yet North enough for a hard nut exterior. And luck for me I'm from just far enough away from Birmingham and the Black Country to avoid that god awful accent

                                  - Rob

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  The Midlands, A desolate wasteland whence comes no culture. Indolent youths hanging out by shopping precints, and elderly ladies ekeing out their miserly pensions on cat food and bingo.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    I suspect that the roads are not dangerous, it is the fact that Northerners can't drive

                                    On the contrary, roads in the south are safer because they are just carparks. There are whole generations born and died waiting to get to their junction on the M25.

                                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                    On the contrary, roads in the south are safer because they are just carparks. There are whole generations born and died waiting to get to their junction on the M25.

                                    Have you ever tried getting across London? It average 4 miles an hour at peak times. Do you remember Clarkson driving the marathon route and getting there after the runner?

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      The Midlands, A desolate wasteland whence comes no culture. Indolent youths hanging out by shopping precints, and elderly ladies ekeing out their miserly pensions on cat food and bingo.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      merridus
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                                      Are you talking about the midlands as a whole? Or have you specifically selected Coventry? Sounds spot on, and I wouldn't change a thing. Except perhaps get the Sky Blues promoted back to where they belong :)

                                      - Rob

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                                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                        On the contrary, roads in the south are safer because they are just carparks. There are whole generations born and died waiting to get to their junction on the M25.

                                        Have you ever tried getting across London? It average 4 miles an hour at peak times. Do you remember Clarkson driving the marathon route and getting there after the runner?

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        Have you ever tried getting across London?

                                        Yes. Years ago (mid-90s) I was working at Sugar Quays. I actually found it quicker to walk back to the flat than to use a car (and I didn't like the tube that much).

                                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                          The West Midlands is where it's at. We get the best of both worlds close enough to the South to have an emotional side which the ladies love, yet North enough for a hard nut exterior. And luck for me I'm from just far enough away from Birmingham and the Black Country to avoid that god awful accent

                                          - Rob

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                                          Portsmouth - A northern city in the middle of the South.

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