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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    NOT BLOODY WORK SAFE!!! Well, okay it was (I work in a very enlightened and open office), but it got my blood pressure up way too high! :-)

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    NormDroid
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    :) You see I'm in my own office, so I can get away with it.

    Two heads are better than one.

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      :) You see I'm in my own office, so I can get away with it.

      Two heads are better than one.

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      Get both hands ON the desk!

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        Get both hands ON the desk!

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        NormDroid
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        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Right away sir.

        Two heads are better than one.

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        • N NormDroid

          A CPR lesson to get your attention http://vimeo.com/11673844[^]. Note: Partially Work Safe.

          Two heads are better than one.

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          Dalek Dave
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          Health and Safety can never be taken for granted. I shall ensure that this Training Video is made available for all employees. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          • R R Giskard Reventlov

            Get both hands ON the desk!

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            Dalek Dave
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            And your mind back on a work related subject! :)

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Health and Safety can never be taken for granted. I shall ensure that this Training Video is made available for all employees. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              NormDroid
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              I can see female staff being slightly resentful.

              Two heads are better than one.

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                I can see female staff being slightly resentful.

                Two heads are better than one.

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                Dalek Dave
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                Well, I could ask them to perhaps re-enact it.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Well, I could ask them to perhaps re-enact it.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  NormDroid
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                  Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

                  Two heads are better than one.

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                  • N NormDroid

                    Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

                    Two heads are better than one.

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    Stop, stop, I can't take, oh, I, er, oh dear...

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    • N NormDroid

                      Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

                      Two heads are better than one.

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                      Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                      Norm .net wrote:

                      Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

                      Now I have a picture in my head of DD wearing one of those outfits... Blind me now! Iain

                      I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                      • N NormDroid

                        A CPR lesson to get your attention http://vimeo.com/11673844[^]. Note: Partially Work Safe.

                        Two heads are better than one.

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                        For the first time since I started working here, I totally ignored the...

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                        Note: Partially Work Safe.

                        unless you read my earlier posts about my new boss, you wouldn't understand this... :laugh:

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          And your mind back on a work related subject! :)

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          Dr Walt Fair PE
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                          Now where's the fun in that?

                          CQ de W5ALT

                          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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