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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    Get both hands ON the desk!

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    NormDroid
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Right away sir.

    Two heads are better than one.

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      A CPR lesson to get your attention http://vimeo.com/11673844[^]. Note: Partially Work Safe.

      Two heads are better than one.

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      Dalek Dave
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      Health and Safety can never be taken for granted. I shall ensure that this Training Video is made available for all employees. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        Get both hands ON the desk!

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        Dalek Dave
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        And your mind back on a work related subject! :)

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Health and Safety can never be taken for granted. I shall ensure that this Training Video is made available for all employees. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          NormDroid
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          I can see female staff being slightly resentful.

          Two heads are better than one.

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          • N NormDroid

            I can see female staff being slightly resentful.

            Two heads are better than one.

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            Dalek Dave
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            Well, I could ask them to perhaps re-enact it.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Well, I could ask them to perhaps re-enact it.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              NormDroid
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              Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

              Two heads are better than one.

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              • N NormDroid

                Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

                Two heads are better than one.

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                R Giskard Reventlov
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                Stop, stop, I can't take, oh, I, er, oh dear...

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                • N NormDroid

                  Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

                  Two heads are better than one.

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                  Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                  Norm .net wrote:

                  Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

                  Now I have a picture in my head of DD wearing one of those outfits... Blind me now! Iain

                  I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                  • N NormDroid

                    A CPR lesson to get your attention http://vimeo.com/11673844[^]. Note: Partially Work Safe.

                    Two heads are better than one.

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                    Zhat
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                    For the first time since I started working here, I totally ignored the...

                    Norm .net wrote:

                    Note: Partially Work Safe.

                    unless you read my earlier posts about my new boss, you wouldn't understand this... :laugh:

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      And your mind back on a work related subject! :)

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      Dr Walt Fair PE
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                      Now where's the fun in that?

                      CQ de W5ALT

                      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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