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  • N NormDroid

    :) You see I'm in my own office, so I can get away with it.

    Two heads are better than one.

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    Get both hands ON the desk!

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    • R R Giskard Reventlov

      Get both hands ON the desk!

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      NormDroid
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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Right away sir.

      Two heads are better than one.

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      • N NormDroid

        A CPR lesson to get your attention http://vimeo.com/11673844[^]. Note: Partially Work Safe.

        Two heads are better than one.

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        Dalek Dave
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        Health and Safety can never be taken for granted. I shall ensure that this Training Video is made available for all employees. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        • R R Giskard Reventlov

          Get both hands ON the desk!

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          Dalek Dave
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          And your mind back on a work related subject! :)

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Health and Safety can never be taken for granted. I shall ensure that this Training Video is made available for all employees. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            NormDroid
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            I can see female staff being slightly resentful.

            Two heads are better than one.

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            • N NormDroid

              I can see female staff being slightly resentful.

              Two heads are better than one.

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              Dalek Dave
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              Well, I could ask them to perhaps re-enact it.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Well, I could ask them to perhaps re-enact it.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                NormDroid
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                Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

                Two heads are better than one.

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                • N NormDroid

                  Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

                  Two heads are better than one.

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  Stop, stop, I can't take, oh, I, er, oh dear...

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  • N NormDroid

                    Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

                    Two heads are better than one.

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                    Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                    Norm .net wrote:

                    Or even have shared gender roles so the training video is fair on both parties.

                    Now I have a picture in my head of DD wearing one of those outfits... Blind me now! Iain

                    I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                    • N NormDroid

                      A CPR lesson to get your attention http://vimeo.com/11673844[^]. Note: Partially Work Safe.

                      Two heads are better than one.

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                      Zhat
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                      For the first time since I started working here, I totally ignored the...

                      Norm .net wrote:

                      Note: Partially Work Safe.

                      unless you read my earlier posts about my new boss, you wouldn't understand this... :laugh:

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        And your mind back on a work related subject! :)

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Dr Walt Fair PE
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                        Now where's the fun in that?

                        CQ de W5ALT

                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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