No more Lorem Ipsum for me.
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Brilliant. We use Lorem Ipsum a lot. From here on in it's Hillbilly.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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My favourite is the Postmodernism Generator here:- http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/[^] Note - that is /pomo/ NOT /porno/ :-O :laugh: Although it is nonsense, it doesn't read that way. Just click for a new essay. :suss:
Ouch. That *is* nasty. :laugh:
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
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Brilliant. We use Lorem Ipsum a lot. From here on in it's Hillbilly.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Hillbilly was the one I laughed at the most.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Henry Minute wrote:
On the one hand, studies have shown that by applying available resources towards synchronized fail-safe mobility coordinated with random context sensitive mobility it is possible for even the most responsive management mobility to avoid partial unilateral engineering. On the other hand, however, practical experience indicates that with structured deployment of stand-alone fail-safe concepts coordinated with optimal omnirange time phasing it is possible for even the most qualified monitored utilities to avoid optional undocumented utilities. In summary, then, we propose that by using total incremental programming coordinated with representative policy engineering it is possible for even the most responsive transitional engineering to generate a high level of compatible incremental engineering.
Shoot me. :((
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
OK. Your wish is my command. Are you ready? Brace yourself! BANG!!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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Duck Island[^]. That's the puppy for me.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Ta Pete, I was looking for some Lorem Ipsum to use.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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A couple of weeks ago there was a brief discussion here in the lounge about this. I had remembered a 'Buzz Phrase Generator' that I had written years ago in Forth on my good old Jupiter Ace, so I took the time to knock up a quick C# version. It only took about 10 minutes to write and produces output like this:
On the one hand, studies have shown that by applying available resources towards synchronized fail-safe mobility coordinated with random context sensitive mobility it is possible for even the most responsive management mobility to avoid partial unilateral engineering. On the other hand, however, practical experience indicates that with structured deployment of stand-alone fail-safe concepts coordinated with optimal omnirange time phasing it is possible for even the most qualified monitored utilities to avoid optional undocumented utilities. In summary, then, we propose that by using total incremental programming coordinated with representative policy engineering it is possible for even the most responsive transitional engineering to generate a high level of compatible incremental engineering.
Which I think is not at all bad for such a simple program. At least as good as the output from your link. Although I do agree that Lorem Ipsum does get boring.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
Wonderful, when is the article coming? :)
"When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert
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Duck Island[^]. That's the puppy for me.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
I found the word 'eros' in the second paragraph it generated. Is this Latin text PC enough to be used for demo purposes?
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Roto, eros duis melior feugait blandit tum brevitas. Opto zelus eu nisl nostrud vero torqueo quadrum feugait pecus, utinam vel capio.
"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine." - Thomas Jefferson "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin Edbert Sydney, Australia
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I found the word 'eros' in the second paragraph it generated. Is this Latin text PC enough to be used for demo purposes?
Quadrum duis saluto damnum indoles nostrud ut aliquip conventio ut. Indoles velit pagus sudo nostrud wisi vel ibidem jumentum, pecus vulputate loquor quod. Gilvus vero cui, delenit paulatim premo. Qui obruo virtus opes ad consequat. Brevitas hendrerit augue velit augue magna.
Roto, eros duis melior feugait blandit tum brevitas. Opto zelus eu nisl nostrud vero torqueo quadrum feugait pecus, utinam vel capio.
"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine." - Thomas Jefferson "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin Edbert Sydney, Australia
Since this is Latin (not Greek) 'eros' doesn't mean what you think it does.
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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A couple of weeks ago there was a brief discussion here in the lounge about this. I had remembered a 'Buzz Phrase Generator' that I had written years ago in Forth on my good old Jupiter Ace, so I took the time to knock up a quick C# version. It only took about 10 minutes to write and produces output like this:
On the one hand, studies have shown that by applying available resources towards synchronized fail-safe mobility coordinated with random context sensitive mobility it is possible for even the most responsive management mobility to avoid partial unilateral engineering. On the other hand, however, practical experience indicates that with structured deployment of stand-alone fail-safe concepts coordinated with optimal omnirange time phasing it is possible for even the most qualified monitored utilities to avoid optional undocumented utilities. In summary, then, we propose that by using total incremental programming coordinated with representative policy engineering it is possible for even the most responsive transitional engineering to generate a high level of compatible incremental engineering.
Which I think is not at all bad for such a simple program. At least as good as the output from your link. Although I do agree that Lorem Ipsum does get boring.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
Henry Minute wrote:
Which I think is not at all bad for such a simple program. At least as good as the output from your link. Although I do agree that Lorem Ipsum does get boring.
It does look better since there's an actual grammar of sorts to your text generator, whereas the Greek Machine seems to randomly spew any types of words with no syntactic structure. Someone made an academic paper generator which produces output a lot like yours, and even got some randomly-generated papers accepted at conferences (how embarrassing for the reviewers :sigh:).
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Hillbilly was the one I laughed at the most.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
I saw a bumper sticker just last week that read, "Think Globally, Act Hillbilly." :laugh:
My other signature is witty and insightful.