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[Ennis Ray Lynch Jr]

Then do what my people do, drink a tall glass of water before bed.

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[OriginalGriff]

leppie wrote:

Not for one of my cats! He thinks it's some toy and tries to attack it and other parts of my body

There is your solution then! Set the phone to vibrate and attach it to the cat. His attempts to get away from it will wake you up. Possibly with a need for A&E, but you will be awake.

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[Maximilien]

I have a Tivoli Moedl 3 radio/alarm box, when it's set to ring using a tone (instead of radio) it make an really loud annoying noise. other than that, you could play a interview with either Ann Coulter or Sarah Palin.

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[Dan_Martin]

leppie wrote:

Not for one of my cats! He thinks it's some toy and tries to attack it and other parts of my body sticking out under the blankets (arms and feet for those with dirty minds).

But you wake up on time, right?

[Lost User]

Nobody with a cat needs an alarm clock in the morning. Cats have accurate timers built in and usually patiently watch you sleep - until it's time to get up.

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[peterchen]

For a long time I've had "Twisted Nerves[^]" (Kill Bill - Ellen Driver theme) set as alarm. Worked quite effectively, somehow....

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[Lost User]

4khz square wave?

[leppie]

Nah, that's like HypnoToad to me :)

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[Duncan Edwards Jones]

Put the phone in the bedside table drawer. the extra mental effort in opening the drawer will wake you up. or go to sleep earlier. The fact you overslept by a whole 2 hours means you had under budgetted.

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[Sandesh M Patil]

I think u need this..... :-D annoying alarm clock[>]

[Single Step Debugger]

And how wetting the bed will help him? :-D

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[Single Step Debugger]

He could set it to vibrate and put it up to his…never mind…

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[Dalek Dave]

When the alarm goes off it will electrocute him.

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[kinar]

My Palm Pre has a free app called waketube where you can set it to use any youtube video as an alarm sound. I've found that the Meow Mix theme song seems to work best for me.... Since Palm's app store is abismally small, I'm sure that every other app store has something similiar... On the other hand...you are at the mercy of Youtube and your phone's internet connection to wake up

[merridus]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/d0a5/[^] One of these would make getting up seem slightly more urgent so would perhaps do the trick :D

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[Lost User]

What really works best for me is setting the heating to make it 20 degrees by the time I want to wake up. It has never failed me. It's so uncomfortable that you will not even be tempted to roll over and go back to sleep. You will just want to get the heck out.

[NormDroid]

Buy a decent alarm clock.

Two heads are better than one.

[Simon_Whale]

failing that get an alarm clock for the deaf or hard of hearing. you put part of the alarm clock under your pillow and it vibrates the whole pillow

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[realJSOP]

Put the alarm clock across the room so you have to get up to turn it off.

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[Pualee]

You should probably just go to bed earlier. It is impossible to "sleep through" anything if you aren't over tired :zzz: