WTF is this? (Seven People Have Been Entrusted With The Keys To The Internet)
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http://gizmodo.com/5597964/seven-people-have-been-entrusted-with-the-keys-to-the-internet[^] I just don't understand this. What the hell is this? I thought the internet was decentralized and resilient, now 7 people scattered around the world have the power to "restart the internet"?
Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]
I have the one card to rule them all. ;P
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
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Chuck Norris and McGyver don't need keys. Vin Diesel wouldn't act. Kermit is full of bugs. Chris would probably take a biking holiday. (Who is MIL?) JSOP might be happy just to leave the tubes clogged.
Actually Chuck Norris has already restarted the Internet ... twice... (and yes without a key)
You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.
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How will they book flights?
They will try to use their hijacked iPhone, but unfortunately technical support will refuse to help them, because of some licensing issue. So... Well, hmmm... Chuck Norris will do it a third time (Actually he hijacked his iPhone... twice ... too...)
You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.
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http://gizmodo.com/5597964/seven-people-have-been-entrusted-with-the-keys-to-the-internet[^] I just don't understand this. What the hell is this? I thought the internet was decentralized and resilient, now 7 people scattered around the world have the power to "restart the internet"?
Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]
CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
I thought the internet was decentralized and resilient, now 7 people scattered around the world have the power to "restart the internet"?
That's called cognitive dissonance. The original 'net was designed to be decentralized and resilent. Today, as a consumer product, not anymore. For a decentralized, resilent net, each T3 line would have to be 500 geographically separated 100k lines.
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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How will they book flights?
I'm surprised everyone is concerned about booking flights. Surely these are people who have access to their own plane. Running an airport, or running airspace control, though...
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http://gizmodo.com/5597964/seven-people-have-been-entrusted-with-the-keys-to-the-internet[^] I just don't understand this. What the hell is this? I thought the internet was decentralized and resilient, now 7 people scattered around the world have the power to "restart the internet"?
Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]
I always thought it was NINE Kings. ;P
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files. Visit the Hindi forum here.
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without looking at the link my guess are: chuck norris vin diesel mcgyver kermit the frog chris maunder MIL JSOP
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swjam wrote:
vin diesel
He'd fight his way out of trouble.
swjam wrote:
JSOP
He'd shoot his way out of trouble.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files. Visit the Hindi forum here.
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http://gizmodo.com/5597964/seven-people-have-been-entrusted-with-the-keys-to-the-internet[^] I just don't understand this. What the hell is this? I thought the internet was decentralized and resilient, now 7 people scattered around the world have the power to "restart the internet"?
Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]
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http://gizmodo.com/5597964/seven-people-have-been-entrusted-with-the-keys-to-the-internet[^] I just don't understand this. What the hell is this? I thought the internet was decentralized and resilient, now 7 people scattered around the world have the power to "restart the internet"?
Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]
Oh, I just can't wait until the hacks in hollywood get a hold of this. PROT runs through the terrrist small arms fire, shooting eleven of the 638 attacking terrrists with his snub-nose .45. One of the terrrists sets off the over-sized sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest, but PROT leaps away from the explosion, fires the remaining seven bullets from his snub-nose .45 at the bulletproof glass partition, weakening it just enough to dive through through it and reach the card reader. Just as he reaches the card reader, the terrrist boss emerges from the smoke, and is revealed to be PROT's former partner, who he thought had been killed in a terrrist attack on the company picnic, but who had survived, and blamed the Internet for the death of his son... Damn, this stuff just writes itself!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh, I just can't wait until the hacks in hollywood get a hold of this. PROT runs through the terrrist small arms fire, shooting eleven of the 638 attacking terrrists with his snub-nose .45. One of the terrrists sets off the over-sized sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest, but PROT leaps away from the explosion, fires the remaining seven bullets from his snub-nose .45 at the bulletproof glass partition, weakening it just enough to dive through through it and reach the card reader. Just as he reaches the card reader, the terrrist boss emerges from the smoke, and is revealed to be PROT's former partner, who he thought had been killed in a terrrist attack on the company picnic, but who had survived, and blamed the Internet for the death of his son... Damn, this stuff just writes itself!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I always thought it was NINE Kings. ;P
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files. Visit the Hindi forum here.
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Maybe we can assemble a team and create the official videogame for this?
"My personality is not represented by my hometown."
Eaverae wrote:
Maybe we can assemble a team and create the official videogame for this?
Baggsy the dialogue!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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swjam wrote:
vin diesel
He'd fight his way out of trouble.
swjam wrote:
JSOP
He'd shoot his way out of trouble.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files. Visit the Hindi forum here.
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without looking at the link my guess are: chuck norris vin diesel mcgyver kermit the frog chris maunder MIL JSOP
---------------------------------------------------------- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
swjam wrote:
MIL
Mom I'd Love to ... what?
Pete
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Oh, I just can't wait until the hacks in hollywood get a hold of this. PROT runs through the terrrist small arms fire, shooting eleven of the 638 attacking terrrists with his snub-nose .45. One of the terrrists sets off the over-sized sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest, but PROT leaps away from the explosion, fires the remaining seven bullets from his snub-nose .45 at the bulletproof glass partition, weakening it just enough to dive through through it and reach the card reader. Just as he reaches the card reader, the terrrist boss emerges from the smoke, and is revealed to be PROT's former partner, who he thought had been killed in a terrrist attack on the company picnic, but who had survived, and blamed the Internet for the death of his son... Damn, this stuff just writes itself!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark Wallace wrote:
Damn, this stuff just writes itself!
Which explains the lack of quality coming out of Hollywood. Marc
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http://gizmodo.com/5597964/seven-people-have-been-entrusted-with-the-keys-to-the-internet[^] I just don't understand this. What the hell is this? I thought the internet was decentralized and resilient, now 7 people scattered around the world have the power to "restart the internet"?
Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]
Don't miss reading the reply by nbergseng :laugh:
But they were all of them deceived, for another card was made
SG Aham Brahmasmi!
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Maybe we can assemble a team and create the official videogame for this?
"My personality is not represented by my hometown."
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Oh, I just can't wait until the hacks in hollywood get a hold of this. PROT runs through the terrrist small arms fire, shooting eleven of the 638 attacking terrrists with his snub-nose .45. One of the terrrists sets off the over-sized sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest, but PROT leaps away from the explosion, fires the remaining seven bullets from his snub-nose .45 at the bulletproof glass partition, weakening it just enough to dive through through it and reach the card reader. Just as he reaches the card reader, the terrrist boss emerges from the smoke, and is revealed to be PROT's former partner, who he thought had been killed in a terrrist attack on the company picnic, but who had survived, and blamed the Internet for the death of his son... Damn, this stuff just writes itself!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark Wallace wrote:
PROT runs through the terrrist small arms fire, shooting eleven of the 638 attacking terrrists with his snub-nose .45
revolver. One of the terrrists sets off the over-sized sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest, but PROT leaps away from the explosion, fires the remaining seven bullets from his snub-nose .45 at the bulletproof glass partitionwithout reloading once, weakening it just enough to dive through through it and reach the card reader.FTFY or
Mark Wallace wrote:
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