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WTF is this? (Seven People Have Been Entrusted With The Keys To The Internet)

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  • C CaptainSeeSharp

    http://gizmodo.com/5597964/seven-people-have-been-entrusted-with-the-keys-to-the-internet[^] I just don't understand this. What the hell is this? I thought the internet was decentralized and resilient, now 7 people scattered around the world have the power to "restart the internet"?

    Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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    Oh, I just can't wait until the hacks in hollywood get a hold of this. PROT runs through the terrrist small arms fire, shooting eleven of the 638 attacking terrrists with his snub-nose .45. One of the terrrists sets off the over-sized sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest, but PROT leaps away from the explosion, fires the remaining seven bullets from his snub-nose .45 at the bulletproof glass partition, weakening it just enough to dive through through it and reach the card reader. Just as he reaches the card reader, the terrrist boss emerges from the smoke, and is revealed to be PROT's former partner, who he thought had been killed in a terrrist attack on the company picnic, but who had survived, and blamed the Internet for the death of his son... Damn, this stuff just writes itself!

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      Oh, I just can't wait until the hacks in hollywood get a hold of this. PROT runs through the terrrist small arms fire, shooting eleven of the 638 attacking terrrists with his snub-nose .45. One of the terrrists sets off the over-sized sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest, but PROT leaps away from the explosion, fires the remaining seven bullets from his snub-nose .45 at the bulletproof glass partition, weakening it just enough to dive through through it and reach the card reader. Just as he reaches the card reader, the terrrist boss emerges from the smoke, and is revealed to be PROT's former partner, who he thought had been killed in a terrrist attack on the company picnic, but who had survived, and blamed the Internet for the death of his son... Damn, this stuff just writes itself!

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Eaverae
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      Maybe we can assemble a team and create the official videogame for this?

      "My personality is not represented by my hometown."

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      • A Abhinav S

        I always thought it was NINE Kings. ;P

        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files. Visit the Hindi forum here.

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        peterchen
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        apparently, we are dwarfs.

        Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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        • E Eaverae

          Maybe we can assemble a team and create the official videogame for this?

          "My personality is not represented by my hometown."

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Eaverae wrote:

          Maybe we can assemble a team and create the official videogame for this?

          Baggsy the dialogue!

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • A Abhinav S

            swjam wrote:

            vin diesel

            He'd fight his way out of trouble.

            swjam wrote:

            JSOP

            He'd shoot his way out of trouble.

            The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files. Visit the Hindi forum here.

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            Abhinav S wrote:

            into

            FTFY.

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            • S swjam

              without looking at the link my guess are: chuck norris vin diesel mcgyver kermit the frog chris maunder MIL JSOP

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              Peter Mulholland
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              swjam wrote:

              MIL

              Mom I'd Love to ... what?

              Pete

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                Oh, I just can't wait until the hacks in hollywood get a hold of this. PROT runs through the terrrist small arms fire, shooting eleven of the 638 attacking terrrists with his snub-nose .45. One of the terrrists sets off the over-sized sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest, but PROT leaps away from the explosion, fires the remaining seven bullets from his snub-nose .45 at the bulletproof glass partition, weakening it just enough to dive through through it and reach the card reader. Just as he reaches the card reader, the terrrist boss emerges from the smoke, and is revealed to be PROT's former partner, who he thought had been killed in a terrrist attack on the company picnic, but who had survived, and blamed the Internet for the death of his son... Damn, this stuff just writes itself!

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Marc Clifton
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                Mark Wallace wrote:

                Damn, this stuff just writes itself!

                Which explains the lack of quality coming out of Hollywood. Marc

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                • C CaptainSeeSharp

                  http://gizmodo.com/5597964/seven-people-have-been-entrusted-with-the-keys-to-the-internet[^] I just don't understand this. What the hell is this? I thought the internet was decentralized and resilient, now 7 people scattered around the world have the power to "restart the internet"?

                  Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                  SimulationofSai
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                  Don't miss reading the reply by nbergseng :laugh:

                  But they were all of them deceived, for another card was made

                  SG Aham Brahmasmi!

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                  • E Eaverae

                    Maybe we can assemble a team and create the official videogame for this?

                    "My personality is not represented by my hometown."

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                    Lost User
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                    The C++ team! Cue music...

                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      Oh, I just can't wait until the hacks in hollywood get a hold of this. PROT runs through the terrrist small arms fire, shooting eleven of the 638 attacking terrrists with his snub-nose .45. One of the terrrists sets off the over-sized sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest, but PROT leaps away from the explosion, fires the remaining seven bullets from his snub-nose .45 at the bulletproof glass partition, weakening it just enough to dive through through it and reach the card reader. Just as he reaches the card reader, the terrrist boss emerges from the smoke, and is revealed to be PROT's former partner, who he thought had been killed in a terrrist attack on the company picnic, but who had survived, and blamed the Internet for the death of his son... Damn, this stuff just writes itself!

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Dan Neely
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                      Mark Wallace wrote:

                      PROT runs through the terrrist small arms fire, shooting eleven of the 638 attacking terrrists with his snub-nose .45 revolver. One of the terrrists sets off the over-sized sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest, but PROT leaps away from the explosion, fires the remaining seven bullets from his snub-nose .45 at the bulletproof glass partition without reloading once, weakening it just enough to dive through through it and reach the card reader.

                      FTFY or

                      Mark Wallace wrote:

                      PROT runs through the terrrist small arms fire, shooting eleven``fourty-seven of the 638 attacking terrrists with his snub-nose .45. One of the terrrists sets off the over-sized sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest, but PROT leaps away from the explosion, fires the remaining seven bullets from his snub-nose .45 at the bulletproof glass partition without reloading once, weakening it just enough to dive through through it and reach the card reader.

                      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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