Important Phone Call
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A manager sits in his office when he hears a knock on the door. At that moment, a brilliant idea strikes him! He will give that individual a very distinct impression that he is a "big wheel" in the company.:suss: "Come in!" he says as he quickly grabs the phone. A man enters as the manager "continues" his telephone conversation: "Well Mr. President, you know I would love to have lunch with you on Friday but I promised the Governor that I would go play golf with him. Maybe next Tuesday? Sure thing! It was a pleasure chatting with you!" The manager hangs up the phone and turn around to face the man. "How can I help you?" he asks. The man smiles and says: "I'm here to replace your broken telephone!" :-D
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
:thumbsdown: :zzz: :zzz: Saw in many films(Bollywood)
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:thumbsdown: :zzz: :zzz: Saw in many films(Bollywood)
Have a nice nap
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
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:thumbsdown: :zzz: :zzz: Saw in many films(Bollywood)
Sandesh M Patil wrote:
Saw in many films(Bollywood)
Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality! :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application
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:thumbsdown: :zzz: :zzz: Saw in many films(Bollywood)
Sandesh M Patil wrote:
Saw in many films(Bollywood)
And where do you think they got it from?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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Sandesh M Patil wrote:
Saw in many films(Bollywood)
And where do you think they got it from?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
Henry Minute wrote:
And where do you think they got it from?
I dont know but i saw this in the movie Chupke Chupke(made in 70's). i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net..... :) :)
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Henry Minute wrote:
And where do you think they got it from?
I dont know but i saw this in the movie Chupke Chupke(made in 70's). i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net..... :) :)
You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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Sandesh M Patil wrote:
Saw in many films(Bollywood)
Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality! :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality!
Ya, there are some bollywood films which shows originality.... :)
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You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
Thank you Henry my friend! Don't you just love it when your original post gets spun off into a completely different topic? :rolleyes: Some of these guys should have chosen politics as a career!
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
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Henry Minute wrote:
And where do you think they got it from?
I dont know but i saw this in the movie Chupke Chupke(made in 70's). i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net..... :) :)
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You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
Well, try this: Google: About 955,000 results [^] :)
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality!
Ya, there are some bollywood films which shows originality.... :)
Like Sheldon Cooper, you are irony- and sarcasm-impaired :)
Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) Need sig - urgentz!!!
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Sandesh M Patil wrote:
i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net
Newsflash genius, jokes predate the internet.
J4amieC wrote:
Newsflash genius, jokes predate the internet.
Not possible! The Joke Emoticon came some time after the internet and without a joke icon some people are unable to differentiate twixt statements and jokes.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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A manager sits in his office when he hears a knock on the door. At that moment, a brilliant idea strikes him! He will give that individual a very distinct impression that he is a "big wheel" in the company.:suss: "Come in!" he says as he quickly grabs the phone. A man enters as the manager "continues" his telephone conversation: "Well Mr. President, you know I would love to have lunch with you on Friday but I promised the Governor that I would go play golf with him. Maybe next Tuesday? Sure thing! It was a pleasure chatting with you!" The manager hangs up the phone and turn around to face the man. "How can I help you?" he asks. The man smiles and says: "I'm here to replace your broken telephone!" :-D
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
Old joke but it is very good one.
Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.