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  • S Sandesh M Patil

    :thumbsdown: :zzz: :zzz: Saw in many films(Bollywood)

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    Richard Blythe
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    Have a nice nap

    The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

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    • S Sandesh M Patil

      :thumbsdown: :zzz: :zzz: Saw in many films(Bollywood)

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      Nish Nishant
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      Sandesh M Patil wrote:

      Saw in many films(Bollywood)

      Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality! :rolleyes:

      Regards, Nish


      Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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      • S Sandesh M Patil

        :thumbsdown: :zzz: :zzz: Saw in many films(Bollywood)

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        Henry Minute
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        Sandesh M Patil wrote:

        Saw in many films(Bollywood)

        And where do you think they got it from?

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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          Sandesh M Patil wrote:

          Saw in many films(Bollywood)

          And where do you think they got it from?

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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          Sandesh M Patil
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          Henry Minute wrote:

          And where do you think they got it from?

          I dont know but i saw this in the movie Chupke Chupke(made in 70's). i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net..... :) :)

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            Henry Minute wrote:

            And where do you think they got it from?

            I dont know but i saw this in the movie Chupke Chupke(made in 70's). i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net..... :) :)

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            Henry Minute
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            You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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              Sandesh M Patil wrote:

              Saw in many films(Bollywood)

              Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality! :rolleyes:

              Regards, Nish


              Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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              Sandesh M Patil
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              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

              Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality!

              Ya, there are some bollywood films which shows originality.... :)

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                You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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                Media2r
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                Maybe so, but still.[^] //L

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                • H Henry Minute

                  You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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                  Richard Blythe
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                  Thank you Henry my friend! Don't you just love it when your original post gets spun off into a completely different topic? :rolleyes: Some of these guys should have chosen politics as a career!

                  The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

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                  • S Sandesh M Patil

                    Henry Minute wrote:

                    And where do you think they got it from?

                    I dont know but i saw this in the movie Chupke Chupke(made in 70's). i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net..... :) :)

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                    J4amieC
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                    Sandesh M Patil wrote:

                    i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net

                    Newsflash genius, jokes predate the internet.

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                    • H Henry Minute

                      You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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                      Sandeep Mewara
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                      Well, try this: Google: About 955,000 results [^] :)

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                      • S Sandesh M Patil

                        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                        Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality!

                        Ya, there are some bollywood films which shows originality.... :)

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                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                        Like Sheldon Cooper, you are irony- and sarcasm-impaired :)

                        Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) Need sig - urgentz!!!

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                          Sandesh M Patil wrote:

                          i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net

                          Newsflash genius, jokes predate the internet.

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                          Henry Minute
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                          J4amieC wrote:

                          Newsflash genius, jokes predate the internet.

                          Not possible! The Joke Emoticon came some time after the internet and without a joke icon some people are unable to differentiate twixt statements and jokes.

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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                            A manager sits in his office when he hears a knock on the door. At that moment, a brilliant idea strikes him! He will give that individual a very distinct impression that he is a "big wheel" in the company.:suss: "Come in!" he says as he quickly grabs the phone. A man enters as the manager "continues" his telephone conversation: "Well Mr. President, you know I would love to have lunch with you on Friday but I promised the Governor that I would go play golf with him. Maybe next Tuesday? Sure thing! It was a pleasure chatting with you!" The manager hangs up the phone and turn around to face the man. "How can I help you?" he asks. The man smiles and says: "I'm here to replace your broken telephone!" :-D

                            The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

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                            Sathesh Sakthivel
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                            Old joke but it is very good one.

                            Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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