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  • S Sandesh M Patil

    :thumbsdown: :zzz: :zzz: Saw in many films(Bollywood)

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    Nish Nishant
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    Sandesh M Patil wrote:

    Saw in many films(Bollywood)

    Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality! :rolleyes:

    Regards, Nish


    Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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    • S Sandesh M Patil

      :thumbsdown: :zzz: :zzz: Saw in many films(Bollywood)

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      Henry Minute
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      Sandesh M Patil wrote:

      Saw in many films(Bollywood)

      And where do you think they got it from?

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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        Sandesh M Patil wrote:

        Saw in many films(Bollywood)

        And where do you think they got it from?

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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        Sandesh M Patil
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        Henry Minute wrote:

        And where do you think they got it from?

        I dont know but i saw this in the movie Chupke Chupke(made in 70's). i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net..... :) :)

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          Henry Minute wrote:

          And where do you think they got it from?

          I dont know but i saw this in the movie Chupke Chupke(made in 70's). i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net..... :) :)

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          Henry Minute
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          You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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            Sandesh M Patil wrote:

            Saw in many films(Bollywood)

            Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality! :rolleyes:

            Regards, Nish


            Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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            Sandesh M Patil
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            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality!

            Ya, there are some bollywood films which shows originality.... :)

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              You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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              Media2r
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              Maybe so, but still.[^] //L

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              • H Henry Minute

                You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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                Richard Blythe
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                Thank you Henry my friend! Don't you just love it when your original post gets spun off into a completely different topic? :rolleyes: Some of these guys should have chosen politics as a career!

                The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

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                  Henry Minute wrote:

                  And where do you think they got it from?

                  I dont know but i saw this in the movie Chupke Chupke(made in 70's). i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net..... :) :)

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                  J4amieC
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                  Sandesh M Patil wrote:

                  i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net

                  Newsflash genius, jokes predate the internet.

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                    You must have misremembered that. I just googled for "I'm here to replace your broken telephone" and the only hit was Richard's post! :-D

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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                    Sandeep Mewara
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                    Well, try this: Google: About 955,000 results [^] :)

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                    • S Sandesh M Patil

                      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                      Now there's an industry that's almost synonymous with originality!

                      Ya, there are some bollywood films which shows originality.... :)

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                      Vikram A Punathambekar
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                      Like Sheldon Cooper, you are irony- and sarcasm-impaired :)

                      Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) Need sig - urgentz!!!

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                        Sandesh M Patil wrote:

                        i m sure at that time this joke is not avaliable on the net

                        Newsflash genius, jokes predate the internet.

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                        Henry Minute
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                        J4amieC wrote:

                        Newsflash genius, jokes predate the internet.

                        Not possible! The Joke Emoticon came some time after the internet and without a joke icon some people are unable to differentiate twixt statements and jokes.

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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                        • R Richard Blythe

                          A manager sits in his office when he hears a knock on the door. At that moment, a brilliant idea strikes him! He will give that individual a very distinct impression that he is a "big wheel" in the company.:suss: "Come in!" he says as he quickly grabs the phone. A man enters as the manager "continues" his telephone conversation: "Well Mr. President, you know I would love to have lunch with you on Friday but I promised the Governor that I would go play golf with him. Maybe next Tuesday? Sure thing! It was a pleasure chatting with you!" The manager hangs up the phone and turn around to face the man. "How can I help you?" he asks. The man smiles and says: "I'm here to replace your broken telephone!" :-D

                          The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

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                          Sathesh Sakthivel
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                          Old joke but it is very good one.

                          Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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