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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      KenBonny
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      What's wrong with a little naked jumping? If he thinks it's fun, let him jump and jack... off. People get so upset about little things these days.

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        What's wrong with a little naked jumping? If he thinks it's fun, let him jump and jack... off. People get so upset about little things these days.

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        hairy_hats
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        KenBonny wrote:

        People get so upset about little things these days.

        It's still pretty cold in Scotland in March.

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          Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          Henry Minute
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          I read that earlier on the Beeb news. Your link is much, much funnier. Although some of the Headlines abbreviated to fit the available space are amusing 'Policeman in murder arrest' I would expect nothing less. 'Prescott Iraq intelligence doubts' There were doubts?

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            I read that earlier on the Beeb news. Your link is much, much funnier. Although some of the Headlines abbreviated to fit the available space are amusing 'Policeman in murder arrest' I would expect nothing less. 'Prescott Iraq intelligence doubts' There were doubts?

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            Henry Minute wrote:

            'Prescott Iraq intelligence doubts' There were doubts?

            There was intelligence? I thought they just made stuff up? :)

            "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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              I read that earlier on the Beeb news. Your link is much, much funnier. Although some of the Headlines abbreviated to fit the available space are amusing 'Policeman in murder arrest' I would expect nothing less. 'Prescott Iraq intelligence doubts' There were doubts?

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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              Lost User
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              I like the infamous 'Rare Leopard spotted'

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              • R R Giskard Reventlov

                Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                Corporal Agarn
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                Did you see the hot chicks jumping on a trampoline link? WOW :laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nFSMj_Up1s&feature=fvw[^] Note it is work safe.

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  In Holland there used to be a television show called Bouncing Babes. It was on in the early hours of the morning and consisted of a young topless girl bouncing on a trampoline with a phone sex number displayed. The first time I feel asleep on the couch and woke up to it at 2am was surprising.

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                    Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    But, from now on, if you walk into a toy shop and ask for jumping jacks, you'll get funny looks.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      In Holland there used to be a television show called Bouncing Babes. It was on in the early hours of the morning and consisted of a young topless girl bouncing on a trampoline with a phone sex number displayed. The first time I feel asleep on the couch and woke up to it at 2am was surprising.

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                      hairy_hats
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                      How long was it before you realised you weren't dreaming?

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                        KenBonny wrote:

                        People get so upset about little things these days.

                        It's still pretty cold in Scotland in March.

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        The surely there would have been insufficient evidence?

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                          But, from now on, if you walk into a toy shop and ask for jumping jacks, you'll get funny looks.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Henry Minute
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                          Mark Wallace wrote:

                          walk into a toy shop

                          Are there still such things? Apart from the 'R'us chain I haven't seen one for yonks.

                          Mark Wallace wrote:

                          jumping jacks

                          Once again, are there still such things? Do short people still play with such simple toys?

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          • R R Giskard Reventlov

                            Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                            Perhaps if he wasnt having a wank he might have got away with it. After all, being spied on at 5am is hardly intentionall exposing oneself.

                            Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                            • R R Giskard Reventlov

                              Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                              emartinho
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                              I'd say he's got a spring to his step! RELEASE THE PUNS!!!! ;P I can't believe nobody started the puns yet!

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                              • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                Tomz_KV
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                                I am wondering where the fine line is. He was in his backyard and guilty. What would happen if he was in his living room? People could still see him nude.

                                TOMZ_KV

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